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'''This is a true story!'''
'''This is a true story!'''


I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of [[DATA EXPUNGED]]. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.
I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of DATA EXPUNGED. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.


Seafood soup.
Seafood soup.
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Latest revision as of 04:22, 26 October 2022

This is a true story!

I was sitting in my house watching television when all of a sudden there was this commercial for something. It was about a "Mechanically Charged Product" described as fulfilling anyone's most primal desires, while brightly colored mascots danced to the tune of DATA EXPUNGED. I called the number at the end and there was a bright flash. Suddenly I had the MCP on my lap. I opened it and it screamed at me and then I was Ultros from Final Fantasy VI.

Seafood soup.

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