Modern Objects Lost Episode: Bucket's Revenge

If you have never watched Modern Objects, let me explain. The show is a non-challenge object show which is most known for its song, My Name is Spade. The four main characters are Spade, a red, lazy, self-centered and rude shovel, Bucket, a blue-and-yellow, cynical, hardworking and serious pail, Map, a kind, friendly map prop, and Dr. Rubber, a scientist and an inventor (for those who want to know what object she is, she is a rubber eraser). The show got pretty good reviews and I am one of the many people who like it. However, did you know that there was an unreleased, brutal, and gory second episode? I will get to that now.

I was on my phone (A modern Huawei) when I got a notification. It was that Ricktoons made a new episode for Modern Objects. It was called "Bucket's Revenge". I was very confused. Who was Bucket getting revenge on? Was she really that angry in this episode? I shrugged it off and watched it anyway.

It started off like normal, Spade was watching the TV and he was eating nachos. Bucket then walks into the room. She starts to talk to Spade. Here is the dialogue.

• Bucket: Spade, I'm starting to get a little tired of your actions.
• Spade: *chuckles* Good one, sis. Didn't know you could make such jokes.
• Bucket: (strictly) Spade, I'm being serious. That was not a joke.
• Spade: Serious, eh? Serious is boring. I prefer funny.

Bucket then scowled and walked off. Spade continued to watch his show while eating nachos.

It then cut to bucket, whom was in a room. She looked a little angrier than usual. She was writing in a journal which said "Bucket's Notebook". She was writing what seemed to be a revenge note. She exactly wrote this:

"I hate Spade so much. He is more annoying than my little sister, Bowl. This is it. It's going to happen. I have been waiting for this... my heart is all aflutter to write this down... I will kill Spade. There, I said it. I will kill Spade and his pesky old friend, Map. They are pests both, and pretty soon I shall get them and they will never see the light of day ever again. This will all start tomorrow."

I was shocked that Bucket would write something like this. I knew she hated Spade, but this was too much! I shrugged it off and kept watching. Bucket was gathering a bunch of weapons, a handgun, a machete, a sledgehammer and a meat hook. I was horrified that Bucket was getting weapons like those. I knew in my mind she would kill Spade.

A time card showed up saying "The Next Day".

Spade and Map were approaching the couch to watch their favourite show. Just before the latter could ever get a chance to watch it, Bucket was walking up to them. Bucket said that she had a surprise for them. Spade and Map were very excited to hear this, but they shouldn't have been. Bucket led them to a room labeled "Surprise Room", but was actually called "Torture Room", and was disguised. Bucket put Spade and Map on a table, and the gore began.

Bucket hit the two with the sledgehammer. They were screaming in pain. Spade talked to bucket while whimpering in pain. Here is exactly what Spade said to Bucket.

• Spade: Why would you do this to us? We didn't do anything to you!
• Bucket: Spade, shut up and listen. You will die a slow and painful death and I will get my revenge. I will kill you both to make Satan happy. Hail Satan!

Bucket then scraped them with a machete. Spade screamed at her to stop, but Bucket continued on. Bucket then stabbed them with meat hooks, almost killing them. The last thing that Bucket did was shooting the latter. She picked up the handgun and shot them, killing them instantly. Hyper-realistic blood flew everywhere.

Bucket then dragged their corpses to Dr. Rubber's lab. Bucket told Dr. Rubber to build a machine to burn, rip up and smash their corpses. Dr. Rubber did so. It was called the "Corpse Destroyer 4000". She put Map and Spade in the machine, pressed the on button and the machine turned on. Flamethrower-like arms emerged and burned the bodies of Map and Spade. Then buzzsaws cut them into little pieces, and an anvil was dropped onto their lifeless bodies.

A shot of Bucket from the ending.

Dr. Rubber took the corpses out and put it onto 2 plates like mashed potatoes. She ate it with Bucket. Bucket then left the room and went into another one. She said something in a demonic tone that made me jump. Here is the dialogue.

"Spade and his pesky little friend, Map, are done for, they are dead. I have been motivated by my lord, Satan. If you are watching this and you see the red light, it is too late for God to save you. You are next, viewer."

It ended with a scary shot of Bucket, her eyes black with red pupils and they were bleeding, she had razor sharp teeth and a little bit blood was dripping out of her hole. It cut to black, and I could hear the Kefka laugh.

I then exited YouTube. The video leaved me pale, startled and scared. I was thinking... "What was that?" I texted RickToons and he sent me a reply that he deleted the episode, much to my relief.

Never watch any lost episodes. EVER.

Thanks for reading this and have a nice day.

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Credited to Alison O Reilly Read

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