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One time, when I was 7, my parents abandoned me at gas station. This moment ruined my life. But not nearly as much as what happened to me just a week ago. I guess I like the YouTuber Moist Critical. After all, I only watch him at least once a day so yeah I guess I tolerate him. My only real issue is that he doesn’t take his shirt off enough. But other than that, we stan him. One day while looking through channel a noticed a video that was off. It was just uploaded a few seconds ago. The thumbnail was Charlie in a dark room. Instead of wearing a white shirt, he was wearing a blue one. It’s not like him to do that. He always wears white. The title was the most concerning detail. It read: “im done with keeping secrets” and was completely in lowercase.

 

 

I immediately recognized that phrase. It’s the words of the Poopsie Slime Surprise Cult. They are truly a ruthless group of individuals. Not too long after the videos were uploaded, people started talking about them. It got to the point where it even ended up on the news. I still do not know how to process what I have witnessed. A few days later, I was recommended the next video. Charlie was walking in a massive cornfield. “They sent me to Ohio. I have walking in Ohio for days and it’s all just corn. I cannot escape the corn stalks. Send help”.

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