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As you can tell I had way too much time on my hands to write every specific detail on this specific Creepypasta parody website, on this specific page, on my specific lifestory. "DAMN THIS PAGE IS GOLDEN!" I yelled for some reason. I looked outside my window shaped like a penis, I saw that World War III occured. I shrugged it off and kept playing the doge game. Before all this shit happened I was a poor guy that had a piece of wood named Plank as a friend.
 
Back to present times, that penis guy in the backgoundbackground of this website came and spoke to Freddy, Shrek, Rick Astley and everyone else in the room. An ASSteroid hit the Earth after God found out the Barrack Obama is president. Inside the ASSteroid is Miley Cyrus that looks like a man combined with Nicholas Cage, Leonardo Decaprio and Bob from BOB.EXE. Bob tried to kill me with a lego pickaxe, what a fucking moron. The doge came out of the TV and pissed on me. The doge then got hyperrealistic blood all over him and went back inside the TV. I tried to falcon punch the TV but my hand went inside the TV. the TV is a portal! I jumped through the portal and ended up back in 6:66 PM on March 14 6969. I was that same egg as before. I heard the wilhelm sceam and someone told me to get the fuck out of the way.
 
I looked up and I saw Dr. Octagonapus and Dr Eggman screaming PINGAS! "DOCTAGONAPUS BRWAHHH!" Dr Octagonapus let out his LAZAAA he uses to kill people. I jumped out of the way and falcon punched him. Eggman threw his PINGAS at me. The doge came back and ate Eggman. A crowd went wild and Barrack Obama came up to me. "you fought well young egg. NOW I MUST EAT YOU MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!" Obama took off his costume and he became Satan. The whole place turned into hell. I then became a fried egg and people at Newport Creamery ate me. I wrote this shitty book with the organs the person had. The End.
 
NOT! FOOLED YOU! NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP! NEVER GONN LET YOU DOWN! NEVER GONNA RUN AROUND AND HURT YOU! Ok. I fooled and Rick Rolled you!
 
Moving on. the kool-iad man said: "Where the fuck is that egg? Fred Flinstone said: "He was eaten you dumb red ass."
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