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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY |
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY |
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AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE |
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE |
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SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY |
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY |
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AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE |
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE |
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BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW |
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW |
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THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT |
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT |
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AND THAT MEANT: NO |
AND THAT MEANT: NO |
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THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED |
THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED |
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AND DIVED IN A GRAVE |
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE |
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THEN IT SETTLED |
THEN IT SETTLED |
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IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED |
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED |
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AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE |
AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE |
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THE MONSTER ROSE |
THE MONSTER ROSE |
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IT EXPOSED ITS BONE |
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE |
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ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE: |
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE: |
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A HAPPY OLD MAN |
A HAPPY OLD MAN |
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IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE |
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE |
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IT ATE HIS BRAINS |
IT ATE HIS BRAINS |
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AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE |
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE |
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THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN |
THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN |
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INFECTING OTHERS |
INFECTING OTHERS |
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THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN |
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN |
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FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS |
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS |
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FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW |
FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW |
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THEMSELVES TO MY HOME |
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME |
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THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR |
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR |
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AND GNAWED AT MY DOME |
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME |
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I SLIPPED |
I SLIPPED |
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I SQUIRMED |
I SQUIRMED |
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BUT THEIR GRIP |
BUT THEIR GRIP |
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WAS FIRM |
WAS FIRM |
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SO THEN THEY BIT |
SO THEN THEY BIT |
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THROUGH MY THICK SKULL |
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL |
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THEN THEY OPENED IT |
THEN THEY OPENED IT |
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WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL |
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL |
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I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE |
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE |
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I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT |
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT |
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THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE |
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE |
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Latest revision as of 22:28, 19 October 2022
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT
AND THAT MEANT: NO
I DIDN'T KILL IT
THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE
THEN IT SETTLED
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED
AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE
THE MONSTER ROSE
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:
A HAPPY OLD MAN
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE
IT ATE HIS BRAINS
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE
THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN
INFECTING OTHERS
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS
FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME
I SLIPPED
I SQUIRMED
BUT THEIR GRIP
WAS FIRM
SO THEN THEY BIT
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
THEN THEY OPENED IT
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!
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