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The most embarrassing thing happened today. For context, whenever I have to go to the restroom in class I tell my teacher whether |
The most embarrassing thing happened today. For context, whenever I have to go to the restroom in class I tell my teacher whether I'm going number one of number two so they can get a decent sense of how long I'll be away. Ok, nothing wrong with that. So for the past few years I've been doing that, but there is a problem. Every time I have to take a crap and a piss at the same time, I'd tell the teacher "I have to go number 3" (because going number 1 plus number 2. 1+2=3). So it turns out that going number 3 actually means you are going to the bathroom to touch your private area for self pleasure. This means that for the last few years I on several instances unknowingly told my teachers (plus my classmates that could hear me) that I was going to the bathroom to bust a nut. This is super embarrassing because I'm just trying to say I'm going pee and poop at the same time but I guess going number 3 means something else. Super embarrassing |
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Latest revision as of 20:52, 22 August 2023
The most embarrassing thing happened today. For context, whenever I have to go to the restroom in class I tell my teacher whether I'm going number one of number two so they can get a decent sense of how long I'll be away. Ok, nothing wrong with that. So for the past few years I've been doing that, but there is a problem. Every time I have to take a crap and a piss at the same time, I'd tell the teacher "I have to go number 3" (because going number 1 plus number 2. 1+2=3). So it turns out that going number 3 actually means you are going to the bathroom to touch your private area for self pleasure. This means that for the last few years I on several instances unknowingly told my teachers (plus my classmates that could hear me) that I was going to the bathroom to bust a nut. This is super embarrassing because I'm just trying to say I'm going pee and poop at the same time but I guess going number 3 means something else. Super embarrassing
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