Oh, Wander...

Well, Wander is one of my favorite shows for now, Phineas and Ferb had inspirated the world, but that show got cancelled after his "Last Day of Summer", There are so many stories about the voyager who travels around the planets in the galaxy, but the directors never got to say the aftermath or why they never released the episode on television, And i've got a nomad with me.

My name is Dr. Cow Andrew, The bad things started when i've finished my homework in less than 1 minute, then i started to go to my computer and i've found a file that my friend in Guatemala, Jonathan, sent me in my hotmail, a file named "Oh, Wander", I clicked on it when i don't realize that there is a warning in the top on the screen that says: "Dear friend, i know that you're so scared of that video, so don't click it!" Well, i watched the episode.

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The intro started with Wander killing all, then the original intro was there, but it was pitched up 3 semitones, and pitched down 5 semitones, and the original sound too, with split seconds of Wander killing Lord Hater. At the 10th episode, it showed static for 5 seconds, and after that it cutted directly to the logo. It looked so broken and the harvest or ground that Wander and sylvia were riding is blue, The text was only "666A - WaNdEr" Not forgetting all the caps and the minuscules.

The episode started with Wander traveling a inoffensive planet called "Magma Planet" Traveling all the place for 3 seconds, with people dead. Wander said "This place looks so... scary" Sylvia said "No worries, Wander, now let's get outta here now!" Sylvia and Wander runned, but wander was hit by a rock, when the magma was expanding at him slowly, And i was like "No, Wander, endure!" Wander falled into the magma.

The title screen was: "Death", The script was very bloody with VERY LOUD STATIC and something it was supposed to be Max and Ruby 0004's first "EEEEEEEEEEE"

The next scene, i saw inverted Wander swimming in the magma, smiling with cornea bloodstains, reviving from some more revenge from his friends. Wander walked, and in split seconds i've saw real life dead babies. The walking dured 50 seconds. At the next second he said "I'm gonna inyect my thumbkin with my pencil" Oh no, he's gonna get more terryfing as ever! He did it! Nonetheless, he walked again at 1 second with frames of Peepers being dead. And static appeared with 7 seconds.

The next scene was the most dangerous. Wander was at the shop with Lord Hater, Wander said "I'd like to have..." Wander was thinking for 30 seconds, with split seconds of multicolored static. At the next second Wander said "Your heart, 'cause i like your bits of maxinum go-" and the scene faded with the episode "The Egg" in something like it was Kyoobur9000's style of G-Major, and fast x43 times, and then static for 0.5 seconds. Black screen appeared by 6 seconds, and a script saying "Why wouldn't you be with me? After that, Wander killed all the characters from Disney, but with full sound and split-second images.

Wander said something, but i don't understand with static fading and returning, Like i've was thinking that he said: "You'd better don't watch to kill me, I'm inmortal to be my friend" Next, the most scariest part of all: The scariest face of Wander, with the scariest scream and the screen moving like Katsudo Shashin, the text was moving too, it said: "BE WITH ME." Woah, this will give me nightmares, understanding that i'll never accept that Daniel, Torrijos, and Jonathan, are my friends. I've said: "Wander... i don't know." Then wander replied to me: "You'll accept it, in everyone's opinion and mine. The world will know that." Wander faded, static appeared for 41 seconds.

A screen appeared with korean text:

백만 의 사람들은 천 사람 은 " 오렌지 " 단어를 말하지 않고 변환합니다 , 당신 을 볼 것입니다. 우주 는 당신을 얻을 , 및 저장 에 연결하지 않고 당신을 죽일 하려고 많은 종 있다는 것을 당신의 두뇌 에 넣어 그냥 태어났다. 안녕 , 헤이 터는 !

I don't even know Korean, but my friend Daniel translated that without help of Google. According to him:

Million people will watch you, Thousand ones will convert without saying the "orange" word. The Universe was born just to get you, and put it in your brain that there are many species who are about to kill you without connection to save. Goodbye, Hater!

The video was out, with the final static. Well, i decided to be friends with wander, and now he's looking at my life, Forever and ever.

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