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I was walking down the street during the rainy day. Then I went to the video store. I was searching for some copies of Sanic X because this was my guilty pleasure. But I saw something that I could not believe.....ot was a Sanichu DvD. I was surprised. Then the owner came to me. He asked:"What are you looking for?I".▼
▲I was walking down the street during the rainy day. Then I went to the video store. I was searching for some copies of
I went home. I could not believe what was I holding. A Sonichu cartoon. On the box there was a title "Sonichu.avi". "This is going to be good" I nervously giggled.
I was ready to watch this. I knew jack shit about Sonichu and I could not care less. I opened the box....A pandora's box. The DvD flew out of the box and went directly to my DvD player. And it said: "You won't have another chance!" in Satanicly-666 demonic voice. Lets get to the part where I watch this......I don't know how to describe it......▼
▲I was ready to watch this. I knew jack shit about Sonichu and I could not care less. I opened the box....A pandora's box. The DvD flew out of the box and went directly to my DvD player. And it said: "You won't have another chance!" in Satanicly
The first 10 seconds (yes, I had a stopwatch) was just a static. But just a ordinary static.....IT WAS RED.....and yellow. After that the opening theme was playing. To describe it.....sounded like some guy singing horribly and I mean HORRIBLY with some generic 2000's pop music. After that ear torture...it has started. At first there was a Sonic ripoff named Sonichu and Chris Thorndyke. They were walking down the street, Also there was an Amy Rose ripoff named Rosechu. But the problem was.....while Chris looked normal, Sonichu and Rosechu looked awful. The street was realistic. Not hyper-realistic like, but still very. Then they went to the market. I was bored BECAUSE NOTHING WAS HAPPENING. JEEZ! But I regreted this decision..... Soon, they went to the pickle seller. Chris ordered some pickles.....and I made a huge mistake. The dialoge was like this:
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"PREPARE!"
Out of nowhere......
But before the battle begun....the ground was shakin'! I pissed my trousers!
"I apologise for this mess. I will fix it. Because you are scared, I will give you something to relax".
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And so I smoke weed up to this day.
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