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Created page with "So there was this man, and he had been feeling pretty constipated for a few days. He tried everything to relieve the pressure, but nothing seemed to work. Finally, one day he decided to just let it all go and hope for the best. As he sat on the toilet, he pushed with all his might and out came a massive, steaming pile of crap. It was so massive, in fact, that it caused a small earthquake. But it gets even better. As the man sat there in shock, he realized that the eart..."
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