Spiderman saved my saxaphone

Dumblerdode was in my dreams last night. He gave me evil spagedy that tried to call me foxy lady, and other shady stuff. When I woke up, the spagedy was going nudles! All in my bedroom. The pillowcases, the books, even the lava lamp my dad got me from disney land! That's when I new I had to defet the evil pastaroni. I brought a jar of hail to burn out its eyes. It bled dead. Goodnight, my mom sed. Then tucked me in to bed. Man, I'm never smoking meth again.