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[[File:My Body Is Ready Song (For more than 4 hours)|thumb|right|335 px|This is the song that played when Tim killed everyone]] |
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==Tim Allen== |
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Tim Allen. You might know him as a great actor, top notch comedian, or a 5 star kidney surgeon, but you didn't know his real life.... |
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==Chapter 1== |
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I was scrolling through videos on Youtube and I saw a video by the name of (null). I clicked on it and it said "Sorry this video has been deleted by Tim Allen." AND THEN THE VIDEO BROKE MY CAPS LOCK BUTTON. |
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==Chapter 2 == |
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AFTER THAT I WENT TO THE STORE TO BY A NEW CAPS LOCK BUTTON BUT THEN I SAW THE BOOK "TIM ALLEN'S SECRET BOOK." I BOUGHT IT BECAUSE A NEARBY WARLOCK WITH 3 NIPPLES TOLD ME TO. AND WHEN I OPENED THE BOOK.... |
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a skeleton popped out AND IT SHOVED HEAPS OF HONEY DOWN MY UPPER GAL BLADDER WHEN THE SKELETON WAS SECRETLY HITLER'S GAY UNCLE. IT THEN TOUCHED ME WHILE I WAS SLEEPING WITH AN AXE AND HYPER REALISTIC MILK CAME OUT OF MY TOAST. I THEN TOOK A NEARBY PATRIXXX POSTER AND HIT THE SKELETON WITH IT BUT TO NO AVIAL. I GOT TIRED AND SAT DOWN ON JIM KARRY's Lap. |
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and my caps lock was magically fixed thanks to Jim. |
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