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{{note|'''Note:''' Based on a true story}}▼
[[File:PAINIS CUPGABEN.jpg|thumb|300px|right|Painis Cupgaben! He will eat EVERYTHING!]]
It was a beautiful day of death for the psycho cronies at 2Fort. Typical craziness ensued, like it always did; ''Scouts ''flutter into sentry fire, ''Soldiers' ''body pieces gib off from horribly aimed rockets, W+M1 ''Pyros'' charge into every moving thing (only to die from retardation), ''Demoknights'' get one kill and then get glued back together (IN HELL!) because they don't plan out their shield bashes and they drain their charge meter, ''Heavies ''shoot at everything but some how always die despite having '''300 HEALTH''', ''Engineers ''constantly rebuild poorly placed sentries,'' Snipers'' never hit anything (despite being able to shoot from anywhere!), ''Battle Medics'' fail to help out their team and instead are killed because '''THEY AREN'T MEANT TO KILL EVERY THING, '''and impatient ''Spies'' can't even cross the bridge since they have stealth skills akin to a ''Rainbow Elephant living on Rhode Island TM. ''(Wow! That was the longest run on sentence''' '''ever written by anyone)
"Vat a wunderbar day!" The aspie, Heavy Pocketing, Battle Medic (Steam User: '''You're Mum lol''') spracht ( it means "said" but I'm cool cause it's kinda in German) to his Demoknight buddy (Steam User:''' INSERT PONY NAME HERE THAT NO ONE HAS EVER DONE BEFORE''') "Yah mate!" Said the crazed Scotsman (I'm not sure if Scotland even is a real country) "I lahve how wee just run around 'en die! It's fun ahnd' ah eet takes no skill"
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Every one gasped! (I added a exclamation point here because I personally think my stories have emotion and are well written and I have a big ego and a small peni-uh pencil) '''"MMMMRPH MMPH MPRH MMMPRHH"''' Translation: "Who is it?" Asked a Pyro (Steam User: '''Here's my full real name, address, and credit card number''') who was actually skilled at TF2 and used the airblast to his advantage (Oh wait, they don't exist!) '''"RIGHT BEHIND YOU!" '''A mysterious voice called out!
Everyone turned around to see A....woman....with blonde hair......'''WHO WAS REALLY THE IRATE GAMER!!!! OH MY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHD!'''
Then he stole all the weapons and made his own game called '''FINAL COMBAT!!!!!! HOLY CRAP WHAT A TWIST!!!!!'''
▲Note: Based on a true story
[[Category:TRUE STORY]]
[[Category:Satire]]
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