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== Part the one == |
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Once upon my McDonald’s order, they forgot my order of a coffee and gave me a fruit juice packet. Why a packet? I knew they were up to something, something bad. I came back to talk about my order and they told me to shut up and leave. I asked for the manager and he said to shut up and leave. |
Once upon my McDonald’s order, they forgot my order of a coffee and gave me a fruit juice packet. Why a packet? I knew they were up to something, something bad. I came back to talk about my order and they told me to shut up and leave. I asked for the manager and he said to shut up and leave. |
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That is a big sad. |
That is a big sad. |
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Very sad |
Very sad |
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I went to a different McDonald’s drive thru, they also did these heinous, food-involving crimes. |
I went to a different McDonald’s drive thru, they also did these heinous, food-involving crimes. |
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I will not stand for it! |
I will not stand for it! |
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It is only good to take money for true satisfaction, not because you want it! |
It is only good to take money for true satisfaction, not because you want it! |
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In delirium, I went back home, coffeeless. I needed a drink of coffee as I was about to plunge into bad dreams of bad McDonald. |
In delirium, I went back home, coffeeless. I needed a drink of coffee as I was about to plunge into bad dreams of bad McDonald. |
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== Part the second == |
== Part the second == |
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A figure floats past my face with a cup. Wow, a hot coffee! I drink and feel awakened like yeet. |
A figure floats past my face with a cup. Wow, a hot coffee! I drink and feel awakened like yeet. |
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There was a message on the back of the cup, however. It spoke about the fruit juice problem and said of how I should have more B6 and less caffeine. |
There was a message on the back of the cup, however. It spoke about the fruit juice problem and said of how I should have more B6 and less caffeine. |
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That was McDonald’s reason? Now I know of the order mix up and my lawsuit dreams are squandered. |
That was McDonald’s reason? Now I know of the order mix up and my lawsuit dreams are squandered. |
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The end sent a sinister sentence.... ‘You are too bad, PATRIXX come for U!!!’ |
The end sent a sinister sentence.... ‘You are too bad, PATRIXX come for U!!!’ |
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On cue, the EVIL PATRIXX sent the worst nights. Nights where visions of skeletons popping out defeat my wishes to sleep. |
On cue, the EVIL PATRIXX sent the worst nights. Nights where visions of skeletons popping out defeat my wishes to sleep. |
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When I went a week of fatigue, PATRIXX saw the boredom with toying with me and sent a real skeleton to pop out. |
When I went a week of fatigue, PATRIXX saw the boredom with toying with me and sent a real skeleton to pop out. |
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of me that is. |
of me that is. |
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Revision as of 16:22, 11 June 2021
Part the one
Once upon my McDonald’s order, they forgot my order of a coffee and gave me a fruit juice packet. Why a packet? I knew they were up to something, something bad. I came back to talk about my order and they told me to shut up and leave. I asked for the manager and he said to shut up and leave.
That is a big sad.
Very sad
I went to a different McDonald’s drive thru, they also did these heinous, food-involving crimes.
I will not stand for it!
It is only good to take money for true satisfaction, not because you want it!
In delirium, I went back home, coffeeless. I needed a drink of coffee as I was about to plunge into bad dreams of bad McDonald.
Part the second
A figure floats past my face with a cup. Wow, a hot coffee! I drink and feel awakened like yeet.
There was a message on the back of the cup, however. It spoke about the fruit juice problem and said of how I should have more B6 and less caffeine.
That was McDonald’s reason? Now I know of the order mix up and my lawsuit dreams are squandered.
The end sent a sinister sentence.... ‘You are too bad, PATRIXX come for U!!!’
On cue, the EVIL PATRIXX sent the worst nights. Nights where visions of skeletons popping out defeat my wishes to sleep.
When I went a week of fatigue, PATRIXX saw the boredom with toying with me and sent a real skeleton to pop out.
THE END
of me that is.
