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Once upon a time |
Once upon a time |
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Before I was insane |
Before I was insane |
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I dated this Disney Guy |
I dated this Disney Guy |
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Joe Jonas was his name |
Joe Jonas was his name |
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But he broke up with me |
But he broke up with me |
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he said "You're just way too creepy |
he said "You're just way too creepy |
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Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!" |
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!" |
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I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap |
I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap |
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To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map |
To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map |
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He gave me the pleasure that I wanted |
He gave me the pleasure that I wanted |
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He gave me the stuff that I hunted |
He gave me the stuff that I hunted |
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Then, I realized that me and him would never be |
Then, I realized that me and him would never be |
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So I fucked a fella, named Steve. |
So I fucked a fella, named Steve. |
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I told him |
I told him |
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if he doesn't marry me |
if he doesn't marry me |
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I will rip of his dick |
I will rip of his dick |
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He said I was crazy |
He said I was crazy |
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He punched in my face |
He punched in my face |
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He said that we are done |
He said that we are done |
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I told him |
I told him |
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"Just you wait until I cum" |
"Just you wait until I cum" |
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Then I came, inside the flame |
Then I came, inside the flame |
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And Steve said to me |
And Steve said to me |
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"lol, ur pregnant bitch" |
"lol, ur pregnant bitch" |
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Then he flied |
Then he flied |
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I was so pregnant |
I was so pregnant |
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That I married a guy named Magnet |
That I married a guy named Magnet |
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I fucked him right away |
I fucked him right away |
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He said |
He said |
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Where is your condom? |
Where is your condom? |
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I didn't have it |
I didn't have it |
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And so I was pregnant with two babies |
And so I was pregnant with two babies |
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I told him I fucked a guy named Steve |
I told him I fucked a guy named Steve |
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and Steve dumped me |
and Steve dumped me |
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He said |
He said |
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YOU WHORE!!!! |
YOU WHORE!!!! |
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He slapped me |
He slapped me |
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I tried to explain |
I tried to explain |
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But he didn't listen |
But he didn't listen |
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Then I found this guy named John |
Then I found this guy named John |
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Who had to go to the John |
Who had to go to the John |
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When we tried to fuck, |
When we tried to fuck, |
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he said |
he said |
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"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed" |
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed" |
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Then that was it |
Then that was it |
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I broke up with his dick |
I broke up with his dick |
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Then I felt so alone |
Then I felt so alone |
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That a skeleton popped out |
That a skeleton popped out |
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Then I got a lady bone |
Then I got a lady bone |
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The end of the story... |
The end of the story... |
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Or is there more, than something boring? |
Or is there more, than something boring? |
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</poem> |
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Latest revision as of 08:06, 28 May 2023
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Collab between Fatal Disease and Haramonia
Once upon a time
Before I was insane
I dated this Disney Guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me
he said "You're just way too creepy
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"
I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap
To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map
He gave me the pleasure that I wanted
He gave me the stuff that I hunted
Then, I realized that me and him would never be
So I fucked a fella, named Steve.
I told him
if he doesn't marry me
I will rip of his dick
He said I was crazy
He punched in my face
He said that we are done
I told him
"Just you wait until I cum"
Then I came, inside the flame
And Steve said to me
"lol, ur pregnant bitch"
Then he flied
I was so pregnant
That I married a guy named Magnet
I fucked him right away
He said
Where is your condom?
I didn't have it
And so I was pregnant with two babies
I told him I fucked a guy named Steve
and Steve dumped me
He said
YOU WHORE!!!!
He slapped me
I tried to explain
But he didn't listen
Then I found this guy named John
Who had to go to the John
When we tried to fuck,
he said
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"
Then that was it
I broke up with his dick
Then I felt so alone
That a skeleton popped out
Then I got a lady bone
The end of the story...
Or is there more, than something boring?
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