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<poem>
Once upon a time
Once upon a time



Before I was insane
Before I was insane



I dated this Disney Guy
I dated this Disney Guy


Joe Jonas was his name
Joe Jonas was his name


But he broke up with me
But he broke up with me


he said "You're just way too creepy
he said "You're just way too creepy
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"


I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap
I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap


To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map
To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map


He gave me the pleasure that I wanted
He gave me the pleasure that I wanted


He gave me the stuff that I hunted
He gave me the stuff that I hunted



Then, I realized that me and him would never be
Then, I realized that me and him would never be


So I fucked a fella, named Steve.
So I fucked a fella, named Steve.


I told him
I told him
if he doesn't marry me
if he doesn't marry me
I will rip of his dick
I will rip of his dick


He said I was crazy
He said I was crazy


He punched in my face
He punched in my face


He said that we are done
He said that we are done


I told him
I told him
"Just you wait until I cum"
"Just you wait until I cum"


Then I came, inside the flame
Then I came, inside the flame


And Steve said to me
And Steve said to me
"lol, ur pregnant bitch"
"lol, ur pregnant bitch"



Then he flied
Then he flied


I was so pregnant
I was so pregnant


That I married a guy named Magnet 
That I married a guy named Magnet 


I fucked him right away
I fucked him right away


He said
He said
Where is your condom?
Where is your condom?


I didn't have it
I didn't have it


And so I was pregnant with two babies
And so I was pregnant with two babies


I told him I fucked a guy named Steve
I told him I fucked a guy named Steve


and Steve dumped me
and Steve dumped me


He said
He said
YOU WHORE!!!!
YOU WHORE!!!!


He slapped me
He slapped me


I tried to explain
I tried to explain


But he didn't listen
But he didn't listen


Then I found this guy named John
Then I found this guy named John


Who had to go to the John
Who had to go to the John


When we tried to fuck,
When we tried to fuck,



he said
he said
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"


Then that was it
Then that was it


I broke up with his dick
I broke up with his dick


Then I felt so alone
Then I felt so alone



That a skeleton popped out
That a skeleton popped out



Then I got a lady bone
Then I got a lady bone



The end of the story...
The end of the story...



Or is there more, than something boring?
Or is there more, than something boring?
</poem>

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Latest revision as of 08:06, 28 May 2023

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Collab between Fatal Disease and Haramonia



Once upon a time
Before I was insane
I dated this Disney Guy
Joe Jonas was his name
But he broke up with me
he said "You're just way too creepy
Plus I found someone else his name's Mickey!"
I was so disappointed, so I decide to fap
To a picture of Dora's best friend, named map
He gave me the pleasure that I wanted
He gave me the stuff that I hunted
Then, I realized that me and him would never be
So I fucked a fella, named Steve.
I told him
if he doesn't marry me
I will rip of his dick
He said I was crazy
He punched in my face
He said that we are done
I told him
"Just you wait until I cum"
Then I came, inside the flame
And Steve said to me
"lol, ur pregnant bitch"
Then he flied
I was so pregnant
That I married a guy named Magnet 
I fucked him right away
He said
Where is your condom?
I didn't have it
And so I was pregnant with two babies
I told him I fucked a guy named Steve
and Steve dumped me
He said
YOU WHORE!!!!
He slapped me
I tried to explain
But he didn't listen
Then I found this guy named John
Who had to go to the John
When we tried to fuck,
he said
"Fuck, I gotta go and take a shit, then go to bed"
Then that was it
I broke up with his dick
Then I felt so alone
That a skeleton popped out
Then I got a lady bone
The end of the story...
Or is there more, than something boring?

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