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[[File:50 layers of onions.jpg|thumb|Where the story came from]]
 
>I was nineteenonly nine years old
 
> I usedloved to loveShrek so much Shrek, I wasowned all the movies and autisticmerchandise
 
>I Shrekpray prayingto Shrek every night, praisingthanking him for the life I have mybeen vaginagiven
 
>"Shrek is love,", I saidsay, "Shrek is bae 'life"
 
> My fatherdad heardhears me and calledcalls me fagota faggot
 
>He is obviously enviousjealous of my commitmentdevotion to Shrek
 
>I handedcalled him a box of cumquatscunt
 
> He slappedslaps me and tooksends me to my room
 
> I'm am crying now, because my face hurthurts
 
>I Mygo into my bed, and it is very cold
 
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
I felt warm in my direction
 
>I fell something touch me
I touch my penis firmly
 
This>It's Shrek
 
>I am so happy
> Happy
 
>He whisperedwhispers ininto my ear, "supriseThis buttsexis mothermy fuckerswamp"
 
>He pulledgrabs me andwith thehis erect monster in hispowerful strongogre hands and putputs me on my hands and knees
 
>I'm ready
> Ready for enlightenment
 
>I Myspread my ass cheeks for Shreks bonerShrek
 
>He urgedpenetrates memy butthole pumping
 
> It ishurts veryso painfulmuch, but I do it because why the fuckfor not?!!?!?!?!Shrek
 
>I couldcan feel my eyesanus tearing as my anal cavityeyes floodsstart outto water
 
>I pushedpush against his authority as my spaghetti falls out of my pocketsforce
 
> I want to please Shrek
 
>He roars a mighty roar as youhe fillfills my assbutt with yourhis love
 
>My dad walks in
> Dad faps onto mums corpse
 
> Shrek looklooks deeplyhim intodeep hisin the eyes, said:and says, "heIt's all gaveogre consentnow"
 
> Shrek put his dickleaves inthrough themy catwindow
 
> Shrek is love, Shrek is life
 
> Shrek is bae
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Revision as of 11:25, 20 January 2016

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Where the story came from

>I was only nine years old

>I loved Shrek so much, I owned all the movies and merchandise

>I pray to Shrek every night, thanking him for the life I have been given

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

>My dad hears me and calls me a faggot

>He is obviously jealous of my devotion to Shrek

>I called him a cunt

>He slaps me and sends me to my room

>I am crying now, because my face hurts

>I go into my bed and it is very cold

>I feel a warmth moving towards me

>I fell something touch me

>It's Shrek

>I am so happy

>He whispers into my ear, "This is my swamp"

>He grabs me with his powerful ogre hands and puts me on my hands and knees

>I'm ready

>I spread my ass cheeks for Shrek

>He penetrates my butthole

>It hurts so much, but I do it for Shrek

>I can feel my anus tearing as my eyes start to water

>I push against his force

>I want to please Shrek

>He roars a mighty roar as he fills my butt with his love

>My dad walks in

>Shrek looks him deep in the eyes and says, "It's all ogre now"

>Shrek leaves through my window

Shrek is love, Shrek is life

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