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Latest revision as of 02:40, 6 March 2024
i was looking at the elf on the shelf per usual and thought it could kill me once again, but i brushed it off and went into my room.
it was 3 am and there i was, wide awake. i was just looking at the clock
suddenly i heard rustling coming from outside, it sounded like something was getting off a shelf. but i just brushed it off once again.
as i turned my head to the side to sleep i heared a little girl giggling. i was scared and so i was but i realized. the little girl giggling souded like it was next to me!!!!! i looked on my right AND THERE IT WAS!!!!!!!! IT HAD A KNIFE AND THERE WAS BLOOD ALL OVER IT!!!!!!!!!!! and worst of all... THE BLOOD LOOKED SO REAL ALMOST HYPER RELISTIC!!!!!!
i jolted out of my bed and ran away from the killer elf it couldnt catch up to me right??????? oh i was super rong. IT WAS CAHINGN UP TO ME AND IM GONNA DIE!!!!!!! but not lik this. I KICKED THE ELF AND BEAT HIM UP WHILE HE WAS GIGGLEING LITTLE GIRL AND LAST OPUCNJ SO HARD I BROKE ITS FAC!!!!!! AND IT WAS SUPER SCARY! THER WAS HYPERRELISTIC REMAINS INSIDE ELF SHELF!!!!!! AND I SCREAM SO HARD i woke up. turns out it was all a dream and because of the adrenaline that came after the dream i poo poo sharted my pants. now i could barely look at the elf on the shelf in the eye because i thought it could kill me and eat my face like in the dream. but then i looked at my laptop and saw something SUPER SCARY!!!!!!!! it was a microsoft word document claiming the dream was real, and it had a sticky note that contained a drawing of a bloody elf. and then i heard a little girl giggling...
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