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[[File:Torterra.png (1).gif|thumb|the earthquake ]] |
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| ⚫ | I was a fan of Pokemon until now. I was a intern at game freak, while snooping around the archives i saw a cartridge saying Pokemon platinum: uncut edition. i thought that was weird because there was no previous uncut Pokemon games anyway i took the cartridge and wen't home and inserted it into my DS lite and huddled my brain griffin plush. when the title screen popped up it was a bloody corpse instead of of giratina's origin form, when i pressed start i heard a human screaming there was already a save file that said LEAVENOW i selected it while keeping my brain griffin plush near close to my chest. it took me to spear pillar but the pillars were covered in BLOOD but then a torterra jumpscare popped up i touched the image to check if it was real but then torterra said YOU FOOL YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!??!!?!!?!, but then i was forced into a battle with this demon but when i was looking at my Pokemon that i could use, only one who is alive was a electabuzz with a gash on it's head. i couldn't do anything but watch it stand there but then the torterra which goes by the name torterra.png said one thing "DIE..." and then he used a earthquake so powerful it broke the game. after that a ghost came out of my DS and possessed my brain griffin plush and tried to kill me i (sadly) burn it to a crisp the plush screamed you can not escape from me you motherfucker and then the spirit came out of the plush and flew back into DS. i knew if i tried to explain any of this to anyone at game freak i would loose my job. and that was story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down. the end. |
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Latest revision as of 16:11, 1 March 2022
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I was a fan of Pokemon until now. I was a intern at game freak, while snooping around the archives i saw a cartridge saying Pokemon platinum: uncut edition. i thought that was weird because there was no previous uncut Pokemon games anyway i took the cartridge and wen't home and inserted it into my DS lite and huddled my brain griffin plush. when the title screen popped up it was a bloody corpse instead of of giratina's origin form, when i pressed start i heard a human screaming there was already a save file that said LEAVENOW i selected it while keeping my brain griffin plush near close to my chest. it took me to spear pillar but the pillars were covered in BLOOD but then a torterra jumpscare popped up i touched the image to check if it was real but then torterra said YOU FOOL YOU DARE TO TOUCH MY BEAUTIFUL FACE!!??!!?!!?!, but then i was forced into a battle with this demon but when i was looking at my Pokemon that i could use, only one who is alive was a electabuzz with a gash on it's head. i couldn't do anything but watch it stand there but then the torterra which goes by the name torterra.png said one thing "DIE..." and then he used a earthquake so powerful it broke the game. after that a ghost came out of my DS and possessed my brain griffin plush and tried to kill me i (sadly) burn it to a crisp the plush screamed you can not escape from me you motherfucker and then the spirit came out of the plush and flew back into DS. i knew if i tried to explain any of this to anyone at game freak i would loose my job. and that was story all about how My life got flipped-turned upside down. the end.
THE EXTRA MEATY ENDING
while thinking what to do with the game guy f ierri with his giant hot dog came out of my closet and killed me, by the way i guy fierri is writing this so watch out, you may be my next victim. see you all in flavor town, when i find you.
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