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|Have you met PACTRICKZZZ?|"PACTRICKZZZ occasionally will try to challenge his cousin to a duel, but PATRIXXX always prevails, sending him back to the dark pit from whence he came. PATRIXXX, coincidentally, is the only one capable of defeating his cousin."
|Wario Land 3|"Okay, there is a HUGE problem here! The game turned itself on last night. I don't know how. Wario Land turned on, and it took me to the Temple. The weird guy there said something in Latin. I looked it up and it said, 'The game will determine your fate.' Someone help me."
|Barney!|"Hi, kids. (childish giggling) Today, I'm going to teach you about...DEATH!"
|Dr Robotnik's Mean Bean Machine|"On my way there, I noticed something in the window of the local gas station. Now it wasn't just a sign or food, it looked like a game console! Why would a gas station sell a game console, I don't know..."
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===February===
===February===
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"PACTRICKZZZ occasionally will try to challenge his cousin to a duel, but PATRIXXX always prevails, sending him back to the dark pit from whence he came. PATRIXXX, coincidentally, is the only one capable of defeating his cousin."
"Okay, there is a HUGE problem here! The game turned itself on last night. I don't know how. Wario Land turned on, and it took me to the Temple. The weird guy there said something in Latin. I looked it up and it said, 'The game will determine your fate.' Someone help me."
"On my way there, I noticed something in the window of the local gas station. Now it wasn't just a sign or food, it looked like a game console! Why would a gas station sell a game console, I don't know..."
"Elmo then said 'HAVE YOUR COOKIES IN HELL FATASS!' I could not believe Elmo would fat shame someone I was shocked. I believed Elmo was a nice dude. Elmo subsequently kills Cookie Monster to death by separating his head from his body."
"I was stiff, cold, and my eyes were red from crying. My face burned from the claw marks I had inflicted on myself. They called my mom, telling her what had happened, and she rushed to get me. I still couldn't speak, and if I did, the only thing that would come out was 'I can't unsee'"
"For Super Bowl LII 2018, Adult Swim paid ESPN $6 million to have a monster truck made in the image of Rick Sanchez called "The Rickmobile" drive around the football field during the half-time show. This did not go according to plan. At 6:32 PM, when Tom Brady was in the outfield enabling a run to be scored, the self-driving Rickmobile headed straight for Tom Brady, crushing him."
"The next scene then showed... oh God... not Private! He was standing on top of the Central Park Zoo sign, and he had a very sad expression. There is some static sound in the background, but you could see him mouthing the words "Why?" Then Private falls over to the ground and he exploded blood and gore. This emotionally effected me greatly, as Private was one of my favorite characters."
"In addition to his personal attributes and accomplishments, Obama also has a wide range of skills and talents that could make him a formidable opponent in Super Smash Bros. As a former basketball player and avid sports fan, Obama could have moves that incorporate elements of basketball, such as slam dunks and dribbling."
"I was heading to the front door but then I saw my dad standing there with the blood red eyes. He came at me and he just keep saying 'GAMES WILL TAKE YOUR LIFE!!!'. The only thing I could do is run down to the basement and lock the door behind me. Then I looked over and I saw the arcade game powered on there on the screen was my dads face."
"He then saw me, and began emitting his signature sound of SHHHHHHHHHHH! I was petrified so I threw my flashlight at him, were he then began to let out his annoying cry of EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"Busky Kicks Chris in the mouth, grabs his knife and stabs Chris in the Leg, as Chris limped, he ties up Busky again, takes his knife, stabs him in the nose and starts spilling alcohol and gasline. 'What the Fuck!' as Busky questions"
"And after Halloween's gone what's next? Memorial Day? INDEPENDENCE DAY?! I'll be damned if I let that fat Cherry nosed Son of a bitch change the red white and blue flag to silver and Gold!"
"As soon as he hit the ground, something inside me caused me to leap out the window and start running towards the sight. In hindsight, I shouldn’t have done that. But what could I do? My friend was dead and this monster was just standing there staring at his corpse."
"Robert 'SpongeBob' SquarePants is wanted for murder, public indecency, aggravated assault, theft, arson, domestic terrorism, consumption of human flesh, tax evasion, parking in restricted areas, treason, etc."
"The text kept getting bigger and the screech getting louder and high pitched. And soon after, the red eye appeared again, with the screech reaching its maximum pitch and volume, piercing through my ears and literally making them bleed."
"'You think I'm stupid, huh?' Spider-Man says in response before he is hit in the head with a frying pan repeatedly 'Hey, it's just a movie, why are you getting fucking worked up over a movie?' Osborn yells while acting like a maniac."
"For years, Davis has been slowly losing his grip on reality and putting his existential crisis into the daily funnies. And people buy into this lie, day after day after day."
M&M's remind me of drugs because they're easy to get, they give you a high, they make you feel like a hero, and they can make you do stupid things. The stupidest thing I ever did while eating M&M's was join a cult."
"The can dropped on the floor, and a human-like figure began to squeeze out of it. As soon as the figure rose to its feet, my heart sank as I recognized who it was."
"As soon as I saw the barney suit I thought something was off. I wasn't sure at the time what was strange about but it gave of a dry, old odor coming from the inside."
"it showed my character looking down to his feet as he's being pulled through the ground by the hands, and screaming and begging for his life in what seems like Italian."