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Author's note: This is a trollpasta meant to be bad with pointless violence included
I am an intern at YouTube which means I get paid 12k a week for watching videos before they're uploaded with a team of a few people since there's loads of videos posted each second, there's loads of teams so we can declare if a video is appropriate faster. but in early 2019 a video I'd never want to see which was a cartoon the video was called "The Sampisans Season 1 Episode 1: The Sampisans Christmas Special" which made me regret my job choice. The video started with the theme song with Bort Sampisans writing on the Chalkboard "I cannot take this anymore." And than hanging himself and shooting himself when the school bell rings and we see a hyperrealistic Bort dead with blood and it was scary we all screamed!!!!!! Than Homie went and stupidly put a marshmallow in poison in his job thinking it was campfire fire and ate it killing him blood was everywhere. Than Car went and bought everything in the store and the price was 666$ and 666 cents than the Devil snatched her killing her with hyperrealistic blood everywhere and he snatched baby Maggie Sampisan blood was all over the screen and we screamed so much we where bleeding. Than the end of it was Lisa Sampisan riding a bike than a real life Slender man came and stabbed her and she was bleeding and died! The episoad storted with a Christmas play. When it was Lisa's turn, Slender man came and stabbed her leaving blood all over the screen again and it was scary we all crapped ourselves. Than when it was Bort's turn he played moosic badly and everyone tackled him and he was bleeding than it said "Bort's dead! Dead Bort! Bort sucks!" In Japanese! Than Homie went to work and Mr. Freezes had a heart attack on screen and was bleeding we all screamed again than Homie grabbed 13 bucks for Cruff Beer and had a Alcohol attack which made him bleed! Than Car Sampisan went and said "I want to join my family" and committed die on screen blood was everywhere we screamed again than Maggie said "Your Next N***as!" And blue up everyone in the city and stabbed a lake 500,000 times to the point it was bleeding than killed herself! With the screen saying "Maggie's first and last words where Your Next N***as" in Korean! We where scared as fuck when the credits played but YouTube came and thought we where pretending because we didn't like it and yesterday she said she'd come to us and that time and forced us to make it available. It immediately got 90M+ views and immediately caused 83M+ people to commit die due to how scary it was and was on the news everywhere in it's first 24 hours it had 128B+ views and took the lives of 10B+ which was when YouTube took down the video in some countries here's the list of all the countries that still have this video available and still is actively taking lives and getting views despite it's channel the sampisans being deleted because of the video all over the world. New Zeland, Japan, North Korea, America, Canada, Mexico, South Korea, China, Antarctica, Africa, England, India, Poland, Russia, Spain, Ireland, and Israel.
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