Flog’s Big Day

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I am Flog, I’ve done they be is, but he do? If isn’t they’ve hadn’t be is if he did. Wow. I guess it’s a good thing that we didn’t have to go through with this plan of yours. We could’ve been killed by the ECS and all those other groups.

I then decided to go ahead with my original plan. The only reason why I went along with this one was because I thought it would be easier. I didn’t want to waste time on something like this again.

The next day, I headed out to meet the ECS members.

I walked up to each member of the ECS and started talking to them. I made sure to keep their attention for as along as possible. Eventually, I got to a man who looked about my age. He noticed me staring at him and smiled.

I then punched his asshole hard enough that he fell over. He grabbed his crotch in pain, but he didn’t seem to mind.

“What the fuck are you doing?” He asked. “What did I do wrong?”

“The anus is the weak spot to every man, if you were a true ECS agent, you’d know that, pathetic!” I screamed.

I then grabbed his hand and shook it vigorously. His eyes widened in shock when he realized what I just did.

“Thank you…” He said, and then I kissed him passionately.

I then took off my shirt and revealed my chest. It was huge.

“That’s… very impressive…” He said.

I then began to suckle on his nipples while continuing to talk to him.

I then pulled out my penis and shoved it right into his mouth. He eagerly began sucking on it.

“Mmm, you taste so good…”

I then quickly fired my rocket penis straight into his face. He screamed in pain and fell backwards.

“Ohh, you’re too slow, let’s try this…”

I then quickly activated my missiles and blasted him into oblivion.

I then immediately brought Tupac back to life and began sucking on his dick.

“Ahhh, such a nice cock, I love it so much…”

I then told him to give me some advice.

“Hmmm, I think you should try to become more powerful than you already are. Maybe you could even be able to defeat me someday…”

I then went bowling and had fun.

I then shoved the bowling ball into Motuh’s ass. He gasped in pain and tried to catch it, but failed miserably.

I then won the bowling ball competition and told Motuh that I’ll see him soon.

I then launched a missile at Motuh, which hit him square in the face. He fell backwards and screamed in pain.

I then took the bus home. When I arrived, I found that everyone has left, except for me and Motuh.

I then engaged Biggie Smalls’ anus. He seemed pretty happy about it.

I then prayed for Vanilla Ice for advice.

I answered yes to all of his questions.