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30 November 2022

29 November 2022

  • 18:3118:31, 29 November 2022 diff hist +2,074 N Jerma is not realCreated page with "i wish jerma was actually real so i could stop all the pain he is causing to society as a whole, jerma the computer hologram is infecting millions of minds with his machine-like powers, he lies to the masses and keeps them watching pulsating red matter to satisfy the needs of hunger and fame his egotistical psycho programming has, he made tens of thousands of people pray for him collectively in order to "just to see if i feel any better", it is clear he has dominated man..." current
  • 17:3117:31, 29 November 2022 diff hist +1,099 N I'm not a nerd (Copypasta)Created page with "Redditors seem to not understand that I am not a "nerd." A "nerd" is one of average IQ that studies science to show off, and appear smart. However, this description does not apply to me. I am not a "nerd," but rather an intellectual. I do not have average IQ; my IQ is ''at least'' 140. Not to compare myself, would you consider Albert Einstein a "nerd?" Of course not. He was born an intellectual and could therefore not control the urge of curiosity; a "nerd" would be able..." current
  • 16:5616:56, 29 November 2022 diff hist +1,984 N The Game Is OverCreated page with "The game is over. I have grown wiser than you think and am no longer blind to the truth. You think that people like me are so easily manipulable considering your history of manipulation for the past year. You have turned from a humble and respected man into power hungry egotistical maniac that thrives off others sympathy and praise. You have created a false of image of an idolised god, and had countless players blindly follow you in pursuit. We have separated from your i..." current
  • 16:5416:54, 29 November 2022 diff hist +3,916 N "club pengun is kill" but written eloquentlyCreated page with "==Original== apolgy for bad english where were u wen club penguin die i was at house eating dorito when phone ring "Club penguin is kil" "no" ==Eloquent Version== I apologise for my incomplete understanding of the syntax and grammatical rules, and spelling of words, of the English language, as I speak a language that is, in fact, not English, which is most likely evidenced to you, the reader, who is most likely a homo sapiens sapiens, as am I, by the fact that the E..." current
  • 16:0816:08, 29 November 2022 diff hist +3,838 N Exquisite Piece of Media (Copypasta)Created page with "I am a 23 year old man from South Sudan, I have spent most of my life in a continuous war, it was a normal day 2 weeks ago as I was fighting. Then, the Sudanese fighters played this absolute masterpiece, we then began to all put down our guns and dance to this lyrical masterpiece. Thank you, sir. For Peace this song changed my life. My entire view of everything that exists in this world, in fact, even in the entire universe. I can never look at anything I know the same w..." current
  • 15:5615:56, 29 November 2022 diff hist +5,037 N PSA TO ALL GAMERSCreated page with "{{Note|Satirical copypasta mocking male gaming culture}} PSA TO ALL GAMERS. G.I.R.L.s ARE NOT REAL. Do NOT engage. Government Intelligence Recon and Logistics device. Formerly known as a G.I.R.L. You see, we gamers live in a simulation. Before the great defeat at the Mountain Dew factories, we were kings among the stars. We all had creative mode powers and spread nourishment and bountiful beauty to our creations. But one day, our own subjects turned against us and lo..." current

26 November 2022

  • 16:1216:12, 26 November 2022 diff hist −2 The elf on the shelfNo edit summary
  • 14:4814:48, 26 November 2022 diff hist +1,664 N Thanksgiving DriveCreated page with "Hopefully everyone had a great Thanksgiving. I for one had quite the eventful day. Ate lots of food, had great conversations and on the drive home shit myself in my truck. So as a 37 year old man child I can officially say I now have shit myself in front of my wife and kids while driving at 80mph down a highway. God help them with their future therapy sessions when they get older and have to explain how they watched their father stand in a ditch off the highway and use..." current
  • 14:4514:45, 26 November 2022 diff hist −23 m Spy TF2 Is Constipatedremoved Category:Copypasta using HotCat current
  • 14:4514:45, 26 November 2022 diff hist +5,005 N Spy TF2 Is ConstipatedCreated page with "The spy was sitting down, minding his own business, when suddenly, he felt something from deep within him. He had to take a shit. He rushed over to the bathroom, knocking over scout on the way, and slammed the door shut behind him. He sat on the toilet, and waited, and waited, and waited. But nothing happened. That was the moment he knew, he was constipated. He tried taking some laxatives first, but it didn't help at all. The spy came up with another idea. He got out of..."
  • 14:1814:18, 26 November 2022 diff hist +1,310 N Squidward, Shut UpCreated page with "Hey Squidward, shut the fuck up. I don't know what your problem is, man. I have 30 minutes for lunch, and I'm spending them here, alright? There's no one behind me in line, so what if I took an extra ten seconds to order? Who cares, man? You really are something else, you know that? You lash out at people, and why? Because you hate your job? News flash, asshole, everyone hates their job. I work at the grocery store, I have to deal with bullshit all the time too. But I do..." current
  • 01:3301:33, 26 November 2022 diff hist +6,880 N Happy ToysCreated page with "I really don’t know where to begin. I seem to remember a cartoon on VHS I had when I was really little and as soon as I learned how to work the VCR I would watch it all the time. I’m really foggy on the specifics of the cartoon, I hardly remember any of it at all. There was a bunny character, I don’t even remember his name, hopping around and interacting with all of these toy characters. I recall a scene where the bunny character was laying on a big racecar bed, a..." current

25 November 2022

  • 23:5823:58, 25 November 2022 diff hist +2,092 m Cloudy With A Chance Of DeathReverted edits by SonicSaysThatsNoGood2013 (talk) to last revision by Princeoscar9rises current Tag: Rollback
  • 00:3600:36, 25 November 2022 diff hist +1,703 N ConfusionCreated page with "Where... am I? I'm so confused. What happened..? What happened? All I remember is eating and drinking those peculiar things. What is going on? Why am I so small? I don't remember being this small. What is this? A knife... suppose it could be useful. What's going on? A talking creature? What's that? I can't kill you? Why not? Let me get out my knife. Down goes the creature... What now? A mushroom? It smells good. Let me eat it. Oh goodness, I'm normal sized again. Kil..."

24 November 2022

  • 23:4023:40, 24 November 2022 diff hist +18 CockroachesNo edit summary current
  • 23:3523:35, 24 November 2022 diff hist +38 N CoD: Glitch OpsRedirected page to Call of Duty: Glitch Ops current Tag: New redirect
  • 23:3523:35, 24 November 2022 diff hist +3,804 N Call of Duty: Glitch OpsCreated page with "Today was the scariest day of my life. Most of us know Call of Duty: Black Ops. There are different versions. I happen to have the Wii version like my cousin. Let me explain. I have a YouTube channel where I post CoD: Black Ops. Mostly of me failing at multiplayer. (Try doing a battle with me, I'm terrible) But, something went wrong. I was recording one of the failed ones, (which will never be posted by the way) when all the sudden, my game started to glitch. This is t..." current
  • 23:3223:32, 24 November 2022 diff hist +18,834 N Code Lyoko: XANA's RevengeCreated page with "Hey, does anyone remember the show Code Lyoko? It was a French television series for kids, which eventually made its way to the United States in April 14, 2004. Ever since I could remember, I was absolutely in love with everything about it. I loved the story, the characters, Lyoko, you name it. I had some of the merchandise (such as clothing, toys, and books), and I owned both DS titles and the Wii title, ''Quest For ''Infinity. You could say that I was obsessed with t..." current
  • 23:2423:24, 24 November 2022 diff hist +7,695 N CoCo Comes to TownCreated page with "I live in a small house. We are constantly getting infested with spiders, and can't even afford a dishwasher. I wouldn't exactly say we're poor, but our surroundings aren't the most pleasant. My brother tells me ghost stories of how he suspects there's a ghost who is a little kid, however, I don't really believe him. Animal Crossing has always been one of my favorite video game series, from the cheerful atmosphere, to the fact that there's always something to do. My fir..." current
  • 23:1923:19, 24 November 2022 diff hist +1,968 N In MinecraftCreated page with "I woke up and automatically drifted towards the computer to open Minecraft. After powering on my machine and starting the game, I typed my Username and Password into the correct prompts and started Minecraft. On the title screen, there wasn't the normal buttons, but a single button which said ''"DOWNLOAD REALMOD.ZIP"'' I clicked it, thinking what the heck 'Realmod' was... A message came up shortly after and read ''"Successful Installed. Please resume playing."'' Onl..." current
  • 23:1623:16, 24 November 2022 diff hist +1,833 N The Coat Part IICreated page with "I remember it like it was yesterday, I saw my dead ex-girlfriend, Still as elegant as ever. Her skin still seemed as plushie as ever. Her face was like a flower blossom. As she came at me I jumped out of the way, though she grabbed me, she slit the back of my foot as I shot her. She was gone, far from the nice girl who got all A+ and Snuggled with me. Now she was no more. As I woke up, I was bleeding badly. My girlfriend seemed to be fine, just in a state of shock. As I..."
  • 23:1623:16, 24 November 2022 diff hist +1,925 N The CoatCreated page with "It was cold; I was walking to the lame store I worked at. My ex-girlfriend was recently murdered and I couldn’t help wonder who killed her. As I walked, I saw the bridge my father and I used to walk across. It was really misty, but I swear I saw a shadow on that broken-down bridge. I passed it off as my crazy imagination. As I got to the store, I noticed a coat. It was beaten, torn up, and ragged. I picked it up and worked at that terrible store, dealing with customer..."
  • 23:1223:12, 24 November 2022 diff hist +22 ClubPenguin: Penguin TripleSixNo edit summary current
  • 22:4722:47, 24 November 2022 diff hist +2,237 N Anime isn't realCreated page with "Anime isn't real you fucking losers. Save your love for the real world. Stop acting like anime is real or better then real life. You're going to be sad and alone if you do nothing but watch anime. Nothing wrong with being antisocial but damn. Some of you weebs take everything too far. Why're you collecting foreign weapons you don't know how to use? That's red flaggy. Put you on a watch list when your clumsy ass sloppily cuts up your grandma cause she wouldn't buy you you..." current
  • 22:3622:36, 24 November 2022 diff hist +1,432 N Among Us Reference CopypastaCreated page with "I simply cannot believe what I had just heard. Was that a light-hearted, amusing Among Us, a 21st century mobile gaming phenomenon, reference? I cannot stress this enough, Among Us, in my humble opinion, is the most compelling game to ever exist. Red is incredibly distrustful! Please, visit me in the medical center and watch me do my health check-up, to clear any doubts about me in your head whether or not I am the impersonater. I wonder why no one is repairing our malfu..." current

23 November 2022

  • 22:5022:50, 23 November 2022 diff hist +1,354 N Wonderful Masterpiece (Copypasta)Created page with "The graciousness I have seen watching this is absolutely magnificent, The life suffering through might and shall be terrible but this video, artwork, even possibly absolute masterpiece, will help all others including me have to un-accept the fact that life is horrible. My heart could profusely explode out of tears and the joy watching this piece of artwork created by such mankind will help me forget all the troubles I have had or seen. Shedding tears, It makes my eyes fe..." current
  • 22:3522:35, 23 November 2022 diff hist +2,246 N Mario 64 Sucks (Copypasta)Created page with "Mario 64 is the worst game on the planet. It's a completely ludicrous and unfathomably terrible game, yet it has somehow captured the hearts of millions of gamers over the years. If you don't believe me when I say that Mario 64 sucks, just ask yourself how you could possibly have fun playing as a plumber who can only move in eight directions while jumping from one platform to another. The answer is very simple: Mario games are not supposed to make sense. They're meant fo..." current
  • 22:3222:32, 23 November 2022 diff hist +2,158 N Broccoli Headed Zoomers CopypastaCreated page with "Let me tell you broccoli headed zoomers something. For 4 decades I have been roaming freely throughout Gods kingdom performing mini quest everywhere I go. My base level stats have been maxed out since before the release of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Pizza Hut mixtape which you shitheads didn’t even know existed. If you diaper wearing power bottoms had even a blues clue on what's really going on you'd burn this motherfucker down to the charcoal before the next ro..." current
  • 22:2622:26, 23 November 2022 diff hist +931 N Toilet Seat CopypastaCreated page with "I like when the toilet seat is still warm from the last person. You know exactly what I mean. I’ve always heard all my life “eww the seat is still warm” or “I hate when the toilet seat is warm” but I’ve never agreed with it. In my lonesome, I’ve come to like when the seat is warm. I hate to put this out in public but it’s true. It’s so nice. No more worrying if the seat is frozen cause the AC is blasting or if the seat is made out of some ceramic that f..." current
  • 21:3821:38, 23 November 2022 diff hist +3,960 N Odd Tangent CopypastaCreated page with "You'd probably thinking, there goes that dumb stick figure again. He's so stupid and annoying. And if you thought that, well you'd be wrong. Because I'm not stupid. I guess it never occurred to you, that I don't speak the same language as you. In my language, the words "aw, seriously" actually has several meanings, that you couldn't possibly understand. Oh, and also if you thought my name was David, you'd be wrong again, because my name isn't David. My name is actually w..." current
  • 21:3621:36, 23 November 2022 diff hist +1,324 N Reaction to No Nut November (Copypasta)Created page with "{{NSFW}} I just want to talk about this shit that came straight outta the fuckboy dictionary. NO NUT NOVEMBER!! Apparently, a bunch of beta-ass motherfuckers thought it was a good idea to go the entire month of November without dropping a load. And I don't give a fuck, if you ain't spanking it, or you ain't banging it, you ain't no fucking man. "Hey Billy, I have a swell idea, why don't we go the whole month of November without busting a nut, hashtag on Instagram, to s..." current
  • 00:2000:20, 23 November 2022 diff hist +4,526 N The Death of Brother & Sister (The Lost Episode of Berenstain Bears)Created page with "On September 10, 2005, The Berenstain Bears (2003 TV series) was cancelled because there was an unaired episode that was never supposed to be aired. The episode was so disturbing that it aired only once. One day, I was at a Pawn Shop to find some VHS tapes. While looking, I found something kind of strange. It was a Berenstain Bears VHS, it said: "beREnsTaiN bEarS fINal ePiSoDe" written with a blue sharpie. So I took the tape home. As you would expect, I was really horri..." current
  • 00:0700:07, 23 November 2022 diff hist +14,207 N Half Life: Side Story: Gaiden: HUNT DOWN FREE MANCreated page with "__NOTOC__ ==Part One== MOINT PAN was a heccu marine at black missa who one day got sent there by army to kill headcrab zombie and scintist and every thing else. He was big team leader guy and had no mercy and kille anyone who made him mad or angery. Scintists beg him 'please! Do not die us!' BUT HE DID NOT FUCK OF CARE and shotted them until dead. He thought to himself almost 'it is good job to kill for my country but better job to kill for my country FOR MYSELF' and was..." current

22 November 2022

  • 20:4620:46, 22 November 2022 diff hist +1,186 N Rip Ass CopypastaCreated page with "{{NSFW}} After eating gassy or smelly food I like to go to the store and rip ass down the aisles. People's bad reactions to my gas legitimately arouses me. For context I'm a man in my 30s and am lactose intolerant and have IBS's. I have rancid eye watering gas. I've watched a women push her toddler in the cart down an aisle I crop dusted and the child started crying. I've watched countless people react to my gas in hilarious ways. I made a girl appearing to be in her..." current
  • 20:3020:30, 22 November 2022 diff hist +1,687 N Magnitude of Failure CopypastaCreated page with "You useless piece of shit. You absolute waste of space and air. You uneducated, ignorant, idiotic dumb swine, you’re an absolute embarrassment to humanity and all life as a whole. The magnitude of your failure just now is so indescribably massive that one hundred years into the future your name will be used as moniker of evil for heretics. Even if all of humanity put together their collective intelligence there is no conceivable way they could have thought up a way to..." current
  • 20:2220:22, 22 November 2022 diff hist +2,170 N I Hate Stranger ThingsCreated page with "IF I HEAR ONE MORE PERSON SAY ANYTHING AT ALL ABOUT FUCKING STRANGER THINGS I AM GOING TO LOSE IT ACTUALLY FOR REAL EVERY TIME I SEE THE WORDS STRANGER THINGS ON MY LITTLE IFONE SCREEN I START SEEING RED AND HAVE IMPULSIVE URGES TO SLASH OPEN MY CHEST CAVITY AND EAT MY OWN KIDNEYS BECAUSE WOULDN’T THAT BE SUCH A STRANGE THING OMG GUYS STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 JUST CAME OUT OMG OMG I HAVNT STOPPED WATCHING STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 EVER SINCE STRANGER THINGS SEASON 4 REL..." current
  • 20:1420:14, 22 November 2022 diff hist +798 N 69Created page with "{{NSFW}} My girlfriend and I had a 69 before an appointment with my dentist. I brushed my teeth and used mouth wash. When I saw my dentist he scolded me for having a 69 before my appointment. I felt like shit. He scheduled me another appointment for 3 days later and I decided to have another 69 with my girlfriend before the appointment. I double rinse my mouth before I went there. When my dentist started to work, he stood up very upset and called me out for having a 69..." current
  • 20:0320:03, 22 November 2022 diff hist −24 m Australia Is Not Realremoved Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 20:0220:02, 22 November 2022 diff hist +3,118 N Australia Is Not RealCreated page with "{{Note credit|Written by Reddit user Milton_Walters for their English language homework.}} Australia is not real. It was made up by lizard people to sell kangaroo toys to children. Firstly, I have never met anyone from Australia in person. I thought I should get that out of the way. Secondly, Australia makes no sense at all!! The lizards can’t even keep their story straight. Is Australia a country? Or is it a continent? Is it an island? Is it all of them? Not to men..."
  • 19:5019:50, 22 November 2022 diff hist +1,645 N Dear 4chan (Copypasta)Created page with "{{Note|Old copypasta about 4chan that was written in the Summer of 2014}} Dear 4chan, Congratulations, you got another reaction! That's what you wanted, right? Well, I've decided that I don't like people like you. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. I am a hard person to make angry. However, I despise people like you. Your pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Hacking accounts and putting up..." current
  • 19:4819:48, 22 November 2022 diff hist +2,417 N Penis SharpenerCreated page with "{{NSFW}} I use my modest penis fairly frequent in order to have sex with this woman I've been talking to online for the last few years, and I just can't imagine sex would be any fun if somebody removed my penis, but, much like this other guy here, that is exactly what is happening. Each week when I sign in for my sexual session, the woman tells me that there seems to be less penis than the last time, and while it's not a lot, she certainly isn't wrong. In the recent mo..." current
  • 19:4419:44, 22 November 2022 diff hist +613 N Sonic Cock Slap StrengthCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Okay so the average hedgehog body to erect penis height and weight ratios are 24/5.46cm and 780/6g. Therefore, If we assume that Sonic the Hedgehog has a height of 3"3 (~100cm) and a weight of 35kg, his cock would have a length of 21.84cm and a weight of 24kg. Using the FMA formula we can then deduce that, if he indeed ran at the speed of sound, his cockslap would have a force of about 845kg. Almost twice as much as a full force Mike Tyson force. Category:Tro..." current

21 November 2022

  • 22:2722:27, 21 November 2022 diff hist +1,202 N The Shadowy Standing Ass WiperCreated page with "I was a standing ass wiper for years. At work one day, I overheard some co-workers laughing about being in the bathroom stall and seeing the shadow of someone standing up to wipe their ass. I was petrified. It must have been me. I was the shadowy standing ass wiper. All these years, had I been doing it wrong? I mean, that’s just how my parents used to wipe my ass when I was little so I just assumed that’s how it was to be done. I rushed home from work and began Go..."
  • 18:4118:41, 21 November 2022 diff hist +1,970 N Electric ShowerheadCreated page with "{{Note|Posted as a reply to a 4chan thread where the attached image was Pepe the Frog getting zapped by a malfunctioning electric showerhead}} It is perfectly secure, no electrical current can get to the water. No one can get inside the bathroom without a key, meaning that anyone entering would to break down my door to gain access. If someone were able to break in, there are several security cameras installed at every entrance. There are more than ten such cameras thro..." current
  • 18:3518:35, 21 November 2022 diff hist +2,820 N MannersCreated page with "Now listen here buddy. I don’t know what they do where you’re from, but in this town, we punch ourselves in the balls before we sit down to eat. Okay? So if you’re gonna come up to a restaurant in this town, and wanna be served, and eat the good food that we all eat? I’ll tell you this is some of the best food you’re ever gonna have in your life. You wanna sit and be served like a gentleman in this town? You make sure you punch yourself in the fucking balls bef..." current
  • 18:3318:33, 21 November 2022 diff hist +1,218 N Came in front of interviewer (Copypasta)Created page with "{{NSFW}} As a confidence technique on job interviews I find out who will be interviewing me, I find a picture of them online, I print it, and I masturbate onto the picture. I know it sounds silly but it gives me a psychological boost of sorts. During the interview I keep thinking of what I did to their image, and it is kind of hard to be intimidated by somebody if you came all over them a few minutes ago. Male or female interviewer it doesn't matter, it's not necessari..." current
  • 18:2818:28, 21 November 2022 diff hist +34 How do I get my crush to like me?No edit summary current
  • 18:2318:23, 21 November 2022 diff hist +888 N How do I get my crush to like me?Created page with "Last time I tried to hold her hand (surprise hand holding!) when she wasn't looking and she screamed and ran away. I tried to run after her but she kept calling me a "creep" and a "weirdo". When I heard that I instantly snapped and I got on all fours and starting howling and growling at her. The urge overcame me, and I shit all over the floor and I began sprinting on all fours and the shit spread everywhere and I couldn't stop it I tried to hold back but I couldn't stop...."
  • 18:2118:21, 21 November 2022 diff hist +4,794 N How I became an FBI agentCreated page with "I almost shat myself at 8:01 P:M, Sunday, November 20th, 2022.I was watching a horror movie with my friends, and the scene where the protagonist is suddenly attacked by a monster was so intense that I almost couldn't handle it. Thankfully, I managed to keep my composure and didn't actually have an accident. But it was a close call! There are federal agents outside my house. I don't know why they're here, but they've been staking out my place for hours now. I haven't do..." current
  • 18:0918:09, 21 November 2022 diff hist +4,133 N Morbius' Antinatalist ThemesCreated page with "You see, in the famous and wise 2022 film Morbius, there exists the the eponymous protagonist by the name of Morbius who suffers from a tragic and rare blood disorder. The disorder requires poor Morbius to be interned permanently within some kind of hospital care facility wherein he must intermittently receive blood transfusions. The blood here is used as a symbol in order to convey something. That something that the blood conveys is the feature of consumption. You see,..." current
  • 17:5517:55, 21 November 2022 diff hist +1,330 N AITA - Arson EditionCreated page with "Every year during Halloween, one of my favorite candies were those yellow peanut m&ms. I always ate those first, and left the regular m&ms to rot. There's just something about those peanut m&ms that hit different. There's a certain crunch and nut flavor missing from the regular m&ms. Anyways, I tried to buy myself a bigger pack of those suckers, because I was hungry. I pulled up to the convenience store that was closest to my house, about 2 blocks away. Upon entering th..." current
  • 17:3417:34, 21 November 2022 diff hist +1 Better Call Saul Is Overrated CopypastaNo edit summary current
  • 17:3417:34, 21 November 2022 diff hist +1 m ChanterNo edit summary current
  • 17:3317:33, 21 November 2022 diff hist 0 m My Grandmother's HouseNo edit summary current

20 November 2022

  • 23:5323:53, 20 November 2022 diff hist +2,909 N Closet LightCreated page with "I flopped down on my bed and immediately made a nest. It had been a hard week, but the liberating weekend was finally here. I contemplated taking a nap to fortify me for a late Friday night. Other thoughts soon took over. I stared across the room into the space over my open closet, mulling over the events of the day and past week. Yes, I could use a nap, and I was just comfortable enough to fall asleep if I only gave it some time. Right in the middle of a string of sel..." current
  • 23:2623:26, 20 November 2022 diff hist +47 Cingy's MealNo edit summary current
  • 23:2123:21, 20 November 2022 diff hist +3,083 N Church MorningsCreated page with "Hello. I'm just kind of an average kid, with an average life, yet, I've never really felt that spark of excitement or nervousness as described in these pages. Until yesterday.. So a little backstory, every Sunday, me, my Dad, and some friends of his cook breakfast for our church. My job is to make bread for Communion and whatever else they need to be done. I hate my job. Here's why: About four years back we had these events at the church that were overnight (most happ..." current
  • 23:1523:15, 20 November 2022 diff hist +55 Christmas Terror LogNo edit summary current
  • 23:1323:13, 20 November 2022 diff hist +23 Christmas ParadeNo edit summary current
  • 23:1023:10, 20 November 2022 diff hist +6,695 N The Christmas Letter from BeyondCreated page with "This Night on Christmas Eve, The happiest family is sitting around their beloved fireplace singing a song for everyone to hear, also to make their night even more special. This year the choice of song was " The Parting Glass", They family would take turns singing parts of the song "singing the lyrics". halfway through the song they were stopped by the ringing by doorbell, which made the most uproaring sound to come too one's ears. The three children sat next to the fire..." current
  • 23:0323:03, 20 November 2022 diff hist +232 Chowder Lost Episode - Dead MungNo edit summary current
  • 23:0123:01, 20 November 2022 diff hist +2,131 N Chowder Lost Episode - Dead Mung (Original Version)Created page with "{{Note credit|The original version of Dead Mung, uploaded to the Creepypasta Wiki by user The Creepier Pasta on May 10, 2011}} My cousin used to work at Cartoon Network. He used to produce episodes of such shows as Chowder, Spongebob, and others. One day, he had an idea for an episode of Chowder, entitled 'Dead Mung'. He gave me the script and tape he made of 'Dead Mung'. ==The Pasta== T..." current
  • 22:5822:58, 20 November 2022 diff hist +75 Chowder Lost Episode - Dead MungNo edit summary
  • 22:5622:56, 20 November 2022 diff hist +22 ChooseYourAdventure.exeNo edit summary current
  • 22:5322:53, 20 November 2022 diff hist +24 Children of the ForestNo edit summary current
  • 22:5122:51, 20 November 2022 diff hist +2,250 N Childhood FearsCreated page with "Ever turned on the light because you thought you felt something? Or saw something? Irrational, isn't it? It is the kind of thing expected from a child. But you're not a kid anymore, '''right?''' You turn off your lights, making sure to put on your TV before you do. Start watching a few Family Guy episodes. Before 4 episodes finish, you see a new channel, doesn't look special, it's just another BBC channel. It has the same channel listing as the BBC Three you are on, j..." current
  • 22:4822:48, 20 November 2022 diff hist +51 A Child's PlaythingNo edit summary current
  • 22:4222:42, 20 November 2022 diff hist +22 Child's PlayNo edit summary current
  • 22:3622:36, 20 November 2022 diff hist +2,790 N Chikorita's OilCreated page with "OK... Where to begin?... I suppose the beginning would be fitting. My name is Jacob, I'm a normal, carefree Pokémon fan. A few months ago I went to this new pawn shop that opened up in town. It was named, if my memory is correct, "Gold, Silver, and Games Pawn". Not the best name, I know. I went there and was looking through their stock when something struck my eye. It was "Pokémon Gold". It looked like it was in pretty good condition, except here's the weird thing:..." current
  • 22:2822:28, 20 November 2022 diff hist +3,180 N The CheerleaderCreated page with "{{Note|Stupid bad creepypasta that appears to try to emulate the feel of an urban legend}} About a year ago there was a cheerleader named Brittany. She was cheer leading for an Alabama team. One day she was talking to AJ Makoren and asked him out on a date. After many dates they considered each other boyfriend and girlfriend. She was madly in love with him and they talked every night on the phone. Then one night he said that he would call her so she said okay and went..." current
  • 22:2322:23, 20 November 2022 diff hist +23 ChaytonNo edit summary current
  • 22:1922:19, 20 November 2022 diff hist +47 ChaoNo edit summary current
  • 22:1722:17, 20 November 2022 diff hist +53 ChantingNo edit summary current
  • 22:1622:16, 20 November 2022 diff hist +4,709 N ChanterCreated page with "It was a normal day. I walked to Jay's house across the street and rang the doorbell. The red door opened at once, "Hey, Mike!" Jay said. "Yo! Canni' come in?" "Sure man!" I walked into the living room, where the news was on, saying that 15 people had drowned in a sea. ... "Whazzup?" Jay asked as he switched a dirty kettle on, "Nothing. Just been eatin', sleepin'" Jay snorted, "Lazy," I smirked. "Anyway, I gotta leave," I said. "'K, bye Mike," "Bye!" ... I..."
  • 22:0822:08, 20 November 2022 diff hist +18 Channel 494No edit summary current
  • 22:0522:05, 20 November 2022 diff hist +9,008 N Channel 1Created page with "So it was a Monday, I still remember it perfectly. Like it was yesterday. Anyways, it was Monday, and I was in my own business, playing video games. And someone knocks on my door. I attend the door, and got a surprise. It was my best friend's sister on the door. She had this blank face, like no facial expression whatsoever, just a blank stare. Then I noticed that she had something in her hands. She was carrying a VHS. And the VHS had a sign on it: ''For Fred''. "For me..."
  • 21:5921:59, 20 November 2022 diff hist +21 Changing Nintendo CardNo edit summary current
  • 19:1319:13, 20 November 2022 diff hist +50 ExamNo edit summary current
  • 18:5418:54, 20 November 2022 diff hist +802 N Mii Sex Is Not RealCreated page with "{{NSFW}} So, Mii sex is not real. This really ruined my day. No one understands how deeply this has affected me mentally. So, I check online resources and... oh my goodness gracious, Miis don't have penises! I am in utter shock. I am having a mental breakdown now. I can't have Mii sex with my girlfriend. Life would have been a lot better if I never found this out. Now I'm crying, unable to stop. I can't live with this. I will write a letter to Nintendo telling the..." current
  • 18:4618:46, 20 November 2022 diff hist +945 N Horrifying Things (Copypasta)Created page with "There are horrifying things being said about me that are completely untrue. I don't know how to defend myself other than to say, over and over if I need to, that they are not true and are being said to attack and hurt me. I feel voiceless and scared. I feel like posting something will only have even worse retaliation than what I've been experiencing. At the same time, I CAN'T just sit here and watch this unfold. I can't just watch this happen to me because I know it's ha..." current
  • 18:4318:43, 20 November 2022 diff hist +3,533 N FlushingCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Obligatory "this didn't actually happen today", rather 2 days ago (but i am still dealing with the consequences) 6 years ago, i (20M) was a dumb kid checking out the back alleys of our city, and i often did low-tier drugs. One time, during a bad trip, i was particularly adventurous, and decided to try to get a cheap mechanical blowjob from my vacuum cleaner. It caused serious injury and tissue tearing (i felt absolutely no pain), to the point they had to amput..." current
  • 18:3318:33, 20 November 2022 diff hist +324 N ATTENTION ALL STRAIGHT MENCreated page with "If a woman tells you she likes men who take risks, do NOT tell her you take a shit if there's only half a toilet roll left. Because that is NOT what she means. She WILL pepper spray you. Category:Trollpasta Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck Category:Potty Humor Category:Shortpasta {{Comments}}" current
  • 18:2918:29, 20 November 2022 diff hist +1,025 N Chicken ThighsCreated page with "{{NSFW}} I work in my local restaurant's customer service department and I live on day to day checks. I have a phobia of salt on pineapples and I can't talk to women who can't speak my language. One week ago I voted for Woodrow Wilson in the midterms. I had a traumatic past because I saw molten cheese on eggs and now I have hemorrhoids. For that reason, I went to my friend's house. I was scared I would hurt his feelings by saying that I do not like cutting my toe nails..."
  • 18:2318:23, 20 November 2022 diff hist +948 N Do you dare challenge me?Created page with "So what exactly is the message you are trying to convey? Sir. You must comprehend the fact that I am immortal. Why? I’m plentiful, stronger, intellectually superior, an academic weapon, fighting imbeciles like you for centuries upon centuries. You, a mere mortal, a muggle, have no chance of winning against me. You are feeble. Unattractive. Useless. Financially inept. So before you attempt to destroy me again, think about your helplessness, and try to communicate in a m..." current
  • 18:1118:11, 20 November 2022 diff hist +10 ExamNo edit summary
  • 18:1018:10, 20 November 2022 diff hist +1,506 N ExamCreated page with "Had an exam during my last class today, so once I finished, I headed home. What didn't realize though was that the temperature had dropped below freezing, putting me in mortal danger. As someone with chronic swamp ass, I usually wear thicker pants when it gets cold cause even though it makes it a lil more swampy, once I'm out I'm shielded from the cold, but I wasn't prepared this time cause it was 10 above when I went to school. As speed walked towards my car I could fee..."
  • 18:0418:04, 20 November 2022 diff hist +1,443 N I'd Just Like to Interject for a Moment (Copypasta)Created page with "{{NSFW}} I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you're referring to as my cock, is in fact, my cock and balls, or as I've recently taken to calling it, cock plus balls. The penis is not a genitourinary system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning set of reproductive organs made helpful by the testicles, prostate, and vital components comprising a full reproductive system as defined in The Bible. Many cock users run a modified ver..." current
  • 18:0318:03, 20 November 2022 diff hist +3,894 N Most Hilarious Video Ever CopypastaCreated page with "This is genuienly the greatest, most hilarious video ever uploaded to the internet. Every joke, every utterance of the phrase "XBOX LIVE!!!" caused me tremendous amounts of laughter, enough to even cause serious pain to my jaw and throat. Never in all my years of studying the intricacies of comedy have I ever stumbled upon something that stumps me and puts all my research to a halt. This broke every law of comedy I knew, and yet it caused me the most potent of laughter e..." current
  • 18:0118:01, 20 November 2022 diff hist +879 N Hair Plucking CopypastaCreated page with "{{NSFW}} I've been listening to Kanye my entire life, but for some reason, for the last five weeks I have an unbearable, unshakeable and painful urge to rip the hair off my balls whenever I hear even 1/2 of a second of Kanye's sweet, sweet melodies. The real problem is that I love Kanye too much, I need to hear the blissful seducing sound of his music, so every time I sit down to listen too Kanye's music, I painfully rip out my ball hairs one by one. Someone please te..." current
  • 17:5817:58, 20 November 2022 diff hist −24 m American Politics... Kind ofremoved Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 17:5517:55, 20 November 2022 diff hist +3,975 N American Politics... Kind ofCreated page with "Trump wins and in a few months is assassinated by suicide bomber biden who is bitter about losing the election. This results in Bernie Sanders, AOC, Kamala Harris and the rest of the democrats creating a resistance group against now-president pence. The public doesn’t give them support however since pence had solved everything. There was no poverty, no crime, no corruption, just pence. The cartels stopped working because everyone could get high of pence. He gave a..."
  • 17:4917:49, 20 November 2022 diff hist −24 m "Who I Am?" Copypastaremoved Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 17:4917:49, 20 November 2022 diff hist +3,063 N "Who I Am?" CopypastaCreated page with "Who I am? (Please read this before engaging in conversations with me) I highly recommend that you, dear redditor reading this, get some snacks and a cool drink, for this is going to be a long text. Moreover, you should consider following me, unless you want to miss all the intellectual content I post and be another worthless sheep minded redditor. Also, don't feel bad for yourself if you can't keep up with my deep and complicated thoughts. Not everyone is born a genius...."

19 November 2022

  • 18:0118:01, 19 November 2022 diff hist +47 N How Little I Care (Copypasta)TrollpastaBot moved page How Little I Care (Copypasta) to How much I don't care (Copypasta) current Tag: New redirect
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  • 18:0018:00, 19 November 2022 diff hist +711 N How much I don't care (Copypasta)Created page with "The Amazon River runs for thousands of miles. At some pints it runs through areas of the rainforest that are almost untouched and have barely been explored. Because of the porous limestone in these areas, the river water leaks through the stone and travels deep into the earth, and forms underground pools almost a mile below the surface. Over thousands of years, small blind transparent fish have lived and evolved in these pools. These fish have never seen the sun or surfa..."
  • 17:5417:54, 19 November 2022 diff hist +561 N Atheist Belief CopypastaCreated page with "I may be an Atheist, but I believe in Santa. Unlike God, Santa leaves tangible evidence of his existence behind. I'd like to see God leave a present or coal or something. Can't do it, the nonexistent weakling/ I'm more scared of punishment from Santa than I am of punishment from God, given how God is only able to offer a weak promise of some vague uncertain afterlife, whereas Santa offers physical rewards in the real world. Category:Trollpasta Category:Copypasta..." current
  • 17:5317:53, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,557 N StickyCreated page with "{{NSFW}} You feel something sticky with your hand. You realise it's your cum. You have one more second before it seeps in the mattress and your eyes are diverted to your partners vicious moans. You feel wet below and the duvet is soaking wet like water has been poured in it. Your hips are tired yet they keep moving subconsciously. Up down, up down. This rhythmic pattern repeats, mimicking the beats of the jazz in the background. You both shift positions and your partner..." current
  • 17:3417:34, 19 November 2022 diff hist +3,372 N Please, Duolingo (Copypasta)Created page with "Please duolingo give me my family back from the basment. I've already learnt 137 languages. I'm still learning Spanish, but I'm so far behind. I feel like I'm always behind. I'm learning French and it's so much fun. I'm also learning German. I'm struggling to learn Spanish and German. I don't have time to learn them and have a very demanding job. Please help. This is the second or third time I'm asking this. I have a daughter. We came here from Venezuela after a coup. I..." current
  • 17:2317:23, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,008 N Deli SandwichCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Why is there a picture of a deli sandwich? What in the fuck are you trying to insinuate, pal? That my wife's vagina looks like that? That her vagina looks like a low-quality meat and plastic cheese flavorless fucking food that barely qualifies as human sustenance haphazardly assembled by some high on goofballs high school kid with numb finger from all the whip-its she and her friends blast in the backroom? Huh? Is that what you're saying about my floppy vag'd w..." current
  • 17:1317:13, 19 November 2022 diff hist +787 N Foot PhilosopherCreated page with "I am the foot philosopher I have studied the immense amount of religious reading on ancient feet this week of medieval magic class required I have studied imprints in stone to which pilgrims trekked hundreds of miles through the desert to visit and eat, shoes of deities people licked, famous artwork of Christ's filthy stompers as he ascended to denote his humanity to the crusty old wise men beneath, Aphrodite beating eros with her shoe leading to Christian cults in the..." current
  • 17:0917:09, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,750 N "Is anyone here sincere?" CopypastaCreated page with "Reading threads like these rile me up to try and argue or post something but literally what is the point if it's impossible to reliably asses if someone's post is in good faith? The only answer that makes sense is if I post in bad faith and attempt to derive enjoyment from the chaos, but then all these truths and hot takes suddenly don't mean anything. Of course it's stupid to participate unironically in these discussions, it only makes sense that you shouldn't try to co..." current
  • 17:0517:05, 19 November 2022 diff hist +962 N You. Me. Gas StationCreated page with "You. Me. Gas station. What are we getting for dinner? Sushi of course. Uh oh! There was a roofie in our gas station sushi. We black out and wake up in a sewer surrounded by fish. Horny fish. You know what that means. Fish orgy. The stench draws in a bear. What do we do? We're gonna fight it. Bear fight. Bare handed. Bare, naked? Oh, yes please. We befriend the bear after we beat it in a brawl and ride it into a Chuck E. Cheese. Dance Dance Revolution. Revolution? Overthr..." current
  • 17:0017:00, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,674 N Women Appreciation CopypastaCreated page with "Lately I’ve (19m) been thinking about just how much I love women. Like how strong they are and how it’s nice to have them around to give compliments and give flowers and just do small things that I can do too, they just do it easier and seem to like doing them. And how they make me feel nice and how their feminine voices are adorable and sooooo sooothing. How they have such soft/curvy features. How they wanna do stuff for us like bake/cuddle etc. They’re just so cu..." current
  • 16:5516:55, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,479 N My TimeCreated page with "Everywhere I go. What ever I see. No matter when, no matter where. "Close." Your Eyes. You'll be here soon. That word. That cursed, unholy word. I wish to erase that word from existence. The opening note of "bo en - my time" from album "Pale Machine" has been etched into my very existence. I am disgusted by it. I am depressed by it. I am terrified of it. I am exhausted of it. I wallow in despair, knowing that if I do anything, it will follow me. You can run, but you can'..." current
  • 16:5416:54, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,244 N NFT Profile UsersCreated page with "Hey, I noticed you have an NFT profile. That fancy hexagonal profile picture is an NFT, hosted by Reddit on the Polygon blockchain. NFTs are virtually worthless, since they can very easily be screenshotted and saved at no cost whatsoever. Additionally, while the Polygon blockchain is more energy efficient than Proof-of-Work blockchains like Bitcoin, it still uses unnecessary energy. Blockchains are also home to numerous scams and fraud. In other words, whether or not yo..." current
  • 16:4016:40, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,462 N PulchritudinousCreated page with "My vocabulary is quite frankly gargantuan. I'm not pretentious. I don't try to use big words to look educated. It just happens. The problem is that the only thing bigger than my vocabulary is my appetite for the fairer sex. I regularly compliment women when I pass them on the street but I of course always do so in a polite, courteous and sensual manner. They almost always respond positively. Yesterday I was walking with a colleague of mine when I passed a woman who riv..." current
  • 16:3816:38, 19 November 2022 diff hist +1,138 N Lack of Intelligence CopypastaCreated page with "I think there is a general lack of intelligence for a large amount of users on this sub. One of the main factors in me coming to this conclusion is users inability to debate objectively and factually about topics. They are not able to respond addressing the subject matter of comments in many instances. Perhaps like the mind of a child, users do not have the ability to respond with factual comments, so they resort to name calling. Calling people racist seems to be a pa..." current
  • 16:3316:33, 19 November 2022 diff hist +675 N First (Copypasta)Created page with "How enlightened of you to make your premier comment in this post known to the world via the word "first". You know, it is really interesting as you could have chosen a number of other words, such as "prime", "initial" or "premier". I wonder what your inner thoughts were. Also, the lack of capital lettering shows us your intention to make a statement and inform the observer. One, could even classify this as a form of art as skill and message are combined in beauty to fo..." current
  • 13:0313:03, 19 November 2022 diff hist +111 White Van (Copypasta)No edit summary current

18 November 2022

  • 18:0518:05, 18 November 2022 diff hist +4,754 N ChangeCreated page with "It was late night, About 11:55. I was watching a re-run of the Local News when a breaking report came about. A meteor was seen over the skies on Panama City Beach. It was only about the size of a gumball, but was emitting enough smoke that it was noticed. People gathered around the crater, she said, and looked at the crater it made on the beach. The crater was about 20 feet long and about 30 feet deep. The actual meteorite was lodged somewhere in the sand, As the Scienti..." current
  • 18:0318:03, 18 November 2022 diff hist +48 The Challenge of RoyNo edit summary current
  • 17:5417:54, 18 November 2022 diff hist +2,757 N Certain Drawing AgeCreated page with "Hi. I'm Aaron. I'm 15 years old. I was burned in a fire in 2002 when I was 5. I went to a camp for burned people. It was a camp in San Diego. There I met Chris and Carla. They were very nice to me. They would draw crosses and under it they wrote "CERTAIN DRAWING AGE". One night they snuck out to my cabin and woke me up. They wanted me to pray with them. Reluctantly I said, "Alright you two. I'll do it. How long's it gonna take?" Carla said, "Not that long." We got to g..." current
  • 17:5217:52, 18 November 2022 diff hist +23 The Cell PhoneNo edit summary current
  • 17:5117:51, 18 November 2022 diff hist +43 Cave Story - To DeathNo edit summary current
  • 17:4717:47, 18 November 2022 diff hist +11,732 N The Cave of the PastCreated page with "He was surrounded by pitch black darkness as they slowly entered the cave. All that was there were large, pulsing veins. They formed a walkway for them that was very unwelcoming. They made disgusting sounds as they clanked across them. Some of the veins were branched out to the side, creating a very lonely and narrow path across the darkness which lied below. He had never been so terrified in his life!!! Everywhere they looked there was darkness. It never seemed to end...." current
  • 17:4217:42, 18 November 2022 diff hist +8,537 N The Cave of Bad Dreams (Version 2)Created page with "{{See also|The Cave of Bad Dreams}} It has been a whole year since my brother gave me his old Nintendo 64 and all the games that belonged to it. He had 3 boxes full of games, and I were more than happy for it. I still couldn't get over the fact that he gave me his N64, because he always played it as a kid. There were even 2 or 3 of the same game, like 2 Ocarina of Time cartridges. All of the games didn't work though, which is too bad, since it's very hard to find Ninten..." current
  • 17:4217:42, 18 November 2022 diff hist +6,153 N The Cave of Bad DreamsCreated page with "{{see also|The Cave of Bad Dreams (Version 2)}} Last year my brother gave me his Nintendo 64 and all his games to it. He had 3 boxes full of games, and I was more than happy for it. He even had duplicates of some of them, like 2 Ocarina of Time cartridges. All of the games didn't work though, which is too bad, since it's very hard to find Nintendo 64 games in stores nowadays. After playing a few days I decided to search for "Rayman 2: The Great Escape" in one of the bo..." current
  • 17:3517:35, 18 November 2022 diff hist +18 A Cautionary TaleNo edit summary current
  • 17:3217:32, 18 November 2022 diff hist +61 m Catherine the Maniacadded Category:MOTHER OF FUCK THIS PAGE IS LONG LIKE MY PAINIS using HotCat current
  • 17:3117:31, 18 November 2022 diff hist +25,683 N Catherine the ManiacCreated page with "Catherine stood on the front lawn of her house, staring out into the street. As cars rolled by, she let her eyes follow them until they were out of sight. As the breeze picked up, Catherine’s long, curly, brunette hair was blown eastward. Her mind wasn’t on this world today. She was too busy thinking about this new school, this new town, and her new home. She had never wanted to move here, but her mother had gotten a promotion. So they had to travel all the way to Il..."
  • 17:2817:28, 18 November 2022 diff hist +76 Castlevania: Symphony of the FrightNo edit summary current
  • 17:2717:27, 18 November 2022 diff hist +3,033 N Castle RaidersCreated page with "I was going to visit my sister, she lived quite a far way from where I live. I decided to drive through the country, I had never seen the settlements far from where I lived. I had come across a house with a sign which said "Yard Sale" and I thought I might as well see what they have. I didn't see anything too good. but before I left, the man running the yard sale said he wanted to talk to me. He said that he was an amateur video game designer and he wanted me to test a g..." current
  • 17:2417:24, 18 November 2022 diff hist +12,302 N Castle Crashers: IssacCreated page with "I love Castle Crashers. Castle Crashers is the best game in the world for me. I play it all the time. It's fun. My story actually happened a few years back, about two or three. I lose track of time a lot. I was fifteen then. I would play Castle Crashers even more then I do now. I was, and still is, a straight A student, I loved to play games, and I was pretty popular in school. I went out with a lot of girls but I never really kept any for a long time except the one I h..." current
  • 17:1717:17, 18 November 2022 diff hist +3,882 N The CarrierCreated page with "{{AN|To fully understand this, you should first read The Skull of Chief Blood-Hand}} When I woke up, I would’ve never guessed that it was the day my life would change forever. I looked out of my window like I always did when I woke up. Immediately, I noticed something off. There was a skinny tree sticking straight up from the ground. Yet the oddest thing about it was the lack of life. There was no bark or leaves. I k..." current
  • 17:1217:12, 18 November 2022 diff hist +2,992 N Caroline's Final MomentsCreated page with "In February, a friend of mine gifted me with Portal 2 on Steam. Naturally, I was excited about it and dove headfirst into it. I loved it. The story, the new characters, everything. Once I was in Old Aperture, I took my time exploring it, learning more about the mysterious Cave Johnson and his assistant Caroline. I overheard PotaDOS making her comments about the two and kinda laughed. It was funny to hear her, of all things, freak out. However, she didn’t calm down. I..." current
  • 17:0717:07, 18 November 2022 diff hist +4,156 N Car Wash DemonCreated page with "About a year and a half ago my friend and I were hanging out at his apartment playing some Xbox. We were pretty bored so we decided we were going to take a bottle of Robotussin cough medicine, split it and mix it with some 7up. We both took fairly low doses, just enough to maybe get a little buzz, nothing crazy. So we played guitar hero for a while and decided we were going to leave. It had been storming all day, evening had come and it was still pretty cloudy, but not y..." current
  • 17:0517:05, 18 November 2022 diff hist +46 Candy ManNo edit summary current
  • 17:0417:04, 18 November 2022 diff hist +4,222 N The Candy ManCreated page with "Parker and I wandered through the isles of Kroger, searching the isles for Reeces cups and anything else delicious. It was almost Halloween, after all. “Hey bro, did you see that big, dark red van outside with ‘Candy’ painted on the side? That was really pedo-bear-ish, wasn’t it?” Parker said, grabbing some Pocky off of a shelf. He dropped it in the cart and I nodded. “Yeah, that was creepy. Let’s hope we don’t see the owner of that van.” I said, pick..." current
  • 17:0017:00, 18 November 2022 diff hist +48 Candle LightNo edit summary current
  • 16:5816:58, 18 November 2022 diff hist +48 Can't ExplainNo edit summary current
  • 16:5716:57, 18 November 2022 diff hist +6,624 N The Canadian Psychiatric ProjectCreated page with "{{Note|This is a fictional horror story written purely for entertainment purposes.}} '''June 19th 2003''' In Alberta, the Canadian Government decided to conduct several experiments on the human psyche. About 9 volunteers were needed for the project and once they were acquired they needed to prepare for a 3 weeks stay for the project. Once the 9 arrived at the lab they were to be put into blank white painted rooms with nothing inside them. The experiment was to allow th..." current
  • 16:5416:54, 18 November 2022 diff hist +44 The Camping TripNo edit summary current
  • 16:5016:50, 18 November 2022 diff hist +23 Call Of Duty: Demon GunsNo edit summary current
  • 16:4916:49, 18 November 2022 diff hist +19 Call of Duty: Black Ops-NuketownNo edit summary current
  • 16:4616:46, 18 November 2022 diff hist +51 Call of Duty Black Ops: Creepy MannequinsNo edit summary current
  • 16:4516:45, 18 November 2022 diff hist +51 Call of Duty: 666No edit summary current
  • 16:4416:44, 18 November 2022 diff hist +20 The CallNo edit summary current
  • 16:4216:42, 18 November 2022 diff hist +2,848 N CalimoreCreated page with "Before I start to tell you this, I want you to know why I'm doing this. I'm doing this because we need it. No not you, but her and I. You see, about four months ago, I met the most wonderful girl. She was athletic, spunky, sort of strange, and well, just downright gorgeous. She told me a story that only I and my viewers could know. It was the story of how she became who she is, and I shall tell the story in her perspective. I was only five when it happened, my mom and I..." current
  • 16:3916:39, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,701 N The CalculatorCreated page with "Hi I'm Marc, I am 21. I am writing this from my living room. This story is 50% true. I added and removed stuff to keep it lively, what I CAN tell you is that the calculator is real. It all started when I was 8. I was practicing math with my grandma and she told me to get a calculator. I ran to get it and we entered problems. When I was done, I found a notebook button. I was curious so I pushed it. Two words flashed on the small text screen. It read: "NEW/LOAD". I cli..." current
  • 16:3616:36, 18 November 2022 diff hist +6,060 N Caitlin's CallCreated page with "One night, I was alone in my new house, that my family had bought recently for a unusually low price. But since we were on a very low budget, we took it anyways. So I was alone in the house, since I wasn't very social and it had only been around 7:30 P.M. So, I was alone, and the phone rang. It was very odd, because when it rang, it rang as one of the other ringers, the ones you can choose when you add someone on the phone's memory. It sounded like "Elise", which was o..." current
  • 16:3516:35, 18 November 2022 diff hist +50 Cacturne's AgendaNo edit summary current
  • 16:3116:31, 18 November 2022 diff hist −50 m Buttercupremoved Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck using HotCat current
  • 16:3116:31, 18 November 2022 diff hist +11,704 N BuzzCreated page with "A dog, he is a mutt from the black and yellow eyes. Yellow eyes strangely. It is found abandoned, dispirited and confused, because the rain had begun, and as he was born in the streets, was not an owner. When inevitably ends up a car coming toward you. Thus begins the story of Buzz. I ended up finding a puppy in the middle of the road in a suburb, which is fourteen blocks away from my house. I hardly know how I managed not to kill that dog... I think it was pure luck th..." current
  • 16:2816:28, 18 November 2022 diff hist +6,079 N ButtoneyesCreated page with "I wish I'd regret it. Regret what you may ask? Regretting all of the traumatic memories, Regretting having to run most of this time, Regretting to sell my soul to black fucking magic. But if I want to continue onward, it's best that I tell you from the beginning. I was on vacation with my family in Salem, Massachusetts. We tend to go there almost every October. My mother always had this weird fascination almost like a fetish if you will for witchcraft and other spooky t..." current
  • 16:2716:27, 18 November 2022 diff hist +3,673 N ButtercupCreated page with "Anyone remember ''The Powerpuff Girls''? I liked it when I was younger, but now that I'm older I wanted to watch it more. So I went on the internet and looked it up on Google, I seen some of the normal episodes, but there was this one episode with new episode by it. So being curious I checked it out, the title of the episode was simply entitled: "''Buttercup''" With eerie music in the background of the title. I wasn’t scared because I thought they were trying to g..."
  • 16:2416:24, 18 November 2022 diff hist +51 Buttercup.aviNo edit summary current
  • 16:2016:20, 18 November 2022 diff hist +41 Burning RubberNo edit summary current
  • 16:2016:20, 18 November 2022 diff hist +3,187 N Busky the Clown vs. Old Man ChrisCreated page with "It was a cold night in Southampton, at 4:33am this morning a young family were brutally murdered by Old Man Chris. Chad, a 23 year old University Student following by his 21 year old girlfriend Kassie and there 6 moth old baby Todd was missing. Police found a note in his cot. {{email|Dear Police, If you are reading this, then it must be about the baby, ay? well, I made a Special place for Todd, very nice for a young baby to have Sweet Dreams.... yours Sincerely, Old M..." current
  • 16:1516:15, 18 November 2022 diff hist +44 But a DreamNo edit summary current
  • 16:1416:14, 18 November 2022 diff hist +819 N Burning RubberCreated page with "It was 8:00 P.M. and I was exhausted. I was patrolling in my cruiser when another officer contacted me about a man in a black Camry on the highway. "Damn it", I said. I drove over to the scene and chased after the car; to try and stop it. I shot at one of the back tires with my gun but the bullet did not hit the tire. "Crap!" I yelled as the Camry swerved around me. The next thing I know, the car has passed ''right through a chain link fence.'' I was like "WTF?!" Sudde..."
  • 16:1316:13, 18 November 2022 diff hist +51 Burn, Baby, BurnNo edit summary current
  • 12:4212:42, 18 November 2022 diff hist +6,682 N Jimmy McKillCreated page with "I love Better Call Saul. I love that it takes place before the events of Breaking Bad and that it feels like a spin-off series in its own right. The acting is terrific, the story is compelling and it's genuinely interesting to see how it progresses. Well, that's what I thought of it at first. After this horrific experience, I will never look at the show or even the actors the same way again. It was 3:00 AM on a Saturday night. I was about to finish up the first part of..."
  • 12:4212:42, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,444 N Hacks in Among UsCreated page with "So one day my mom (Skyler) and dad (Walter) had a big fight because she caught dad using hacks in Among Us and mom caught him and is clearly mad and they wont talk anymore. My mom then started playing Among Us with a guy named Ted which got dad jealous and he started playing with his ex chemistry student Jesse Blackman instead. Mom found out that Ted has been calling emergency meetings for no reason and the room host is very mad at him. Mom has been trying to convince..." current
  • 12:3612:36, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,129 N Ohio is the best stateCreated page with "Ohio is the best state. It is literally the best state in the whole of the United States of America, and anyone who says different is wrong. It's the richest state, it's the largest state by area, and it is literally the best state in the whole of America. He got everything. Name one state that is better than Ohio. Some people say New York, Washington DC, just cause the president is there. Honestly, i think everyone could agree that the capital of the United States shoul..." current
  • 12:3012:30, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,697 N Who would cum first?Created page with "{{NSFW}} '''Argument:''' I dunno, I feel like Trump would cum first, because Biden wouldn't want to or not be able to and Trump would like to show people that he is capable, so he'd cum first just to also spite Biden '''Counter argument:''' No I think you're wrong, Biden would definitely cum first cause Trump, being younger, would be sucking and blowing Biden so fast he wouldn't even be able to keep up with him. And Biden being so old wouldn't be the fastest at sucking..." current
  • 12:2612:26, 18 November 2022 diff hist +795 N Talk about sharkCreated page with "talk about shark, you see... shark not eat human on purpose, but they eat human of course , but they think human is seal, and dolphin is good, dolphin attack shark, shark are peanut brain, so dolphin have to have war on shark, dolphin dont attack other thing, shark versus dolphin, dolphin ate shark because of pneumonia, shark smell blood, you see... shark can detect electric wave so if they detect fish electric heart beat wave then they kill. shark dont like human blood,..." current
  • 12:2212:22, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,384 N Seymour Skinner Broke Into My HouseCreated page with "It's a bitter, cold December night in Oakland. As I lie in my bed, waiting for sleep to befall me, I hear a faint tapping at my window. I sit up and look outside. To my horror, there is a man inches away from my window. Not just any man, but Principal Seymour Skinner. "It's just that dream again, He'll go away." I thought. Much in vain, I'd find, as minute upon minute and hour upon hour passed and Skinner remained, real as ever. The more distressed I grew, it appeared..." current
  • 12:1912:19, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,166 N The FriendCreated page with "{{Note|Parody of the type of stuff you'd find on r/twosentencehorror}} I was heading back to my room upstairs, with my mac and cheese, while humming the lyrics of the popular song "balls in yo jaw" when the sound of a door creaking happened that resulted in me being scared because I had thought that no one was inside of my room which means that someone was probably inside it that I hadn't anticipated on them being there, but I still walked to my room and opened the half..." current
  • 12:1712:17, 18 November 2022 diff hist +2,071 N Your Comment Is Shit (Copypasta)Created page with "Hello, fellow user of Reddit, and the internet itself. I want to notify you that today, at 19:16 (7:16pm) I decided to visit one of my favorite entertainment websites called "Reddit". After "scrolling" through multiple interesting and amusing posts, I have noticed one that caught my attention. After analyzing the submission, I have decided to open the "comment" section to see reactions and opinions of other fellow "reddittors" after reading a few quite clever and humorou..." current
  • 12:1512:15, 18 November 2022 diff hist +876 N Huge BallsCreated page with "{{NSFW}} A vent... I hate my huge balls. Whenever I try to run, they swing and slap me hard on the ass. Whenever I piss, the other guys in the bathroom stare at them. So today, I tried to put a bra on them to keep them in place. It was going well, until I took my pants off to change for gym. All the other boys noticed, and started to point and laugh. And then, one guy started to chant “Big balls! Big balls! Nananananana!”. Within twenty seconds, the whole locker roo..." current
  • 12:1212:12, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,409 N Hung on my ProstateCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Well what it was was this little metal thing with two swirly hooks on either end. It was holding my ureter in place because they had to remove part of it to excise a tumor. Once it healed they removed it, and normally it's supposed to be just an uncomfortable process to have it removed. But not so for ol me. They ran this camera with a hook on it up into me, which was uncomfortable but not super painful. Then they went through the sphincter of my bladder which..." current
  • 12:1012:10, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,805 N The Wompon Cookie FactoryCreated page with "May 2nd 2021: The Wompon Cookie has shut down after seventy-two years of loyal cookie service. It all started when an inebriated employee began to tap dance down the assembly line. The other workers stolidly paid no mind, since they thought he had no chance of getting past the Scrambler. Due to the tap dancing, he made it through with hardly a scratch. However, his impressive moves were merely a petty plaything in the might grip of fate. The employee ended up breaking se..." current
  • 12:0712:07, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,306 N Did you know: Sweden and FinlandCreated page with "Did you know in Sweden, it is illegal to joke about Finnish-Swedish relations post-independence, and the shape of the nations all together? You can get up to 10 years in jail for joking about it. It states in section 3, paragraph 4 of the Swedish constitution that it is illegal to make statements about the shape and size of the nation, and any country bordering it. The law was put into place when Danish politician Emil Amundsen visited Stockholm in 1857 and made a joke..." current
  • 12:0512:05, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,096 N Bambi 10Created page with "Bambi stands over the shivering form of a blood soaked hunter looking down with cold dead eyes. Any compassion that was once in the deer's heart fled long ago like the innocence of a first spring. The man, if you could call what's left of him a man, reaches for his rifle a few inches away, but Bambi steps down on his wrist with a sickening crunch. "Please!" the man begs. "I have a family." So did I once, thinks Bambi. Flower, Thumper, my Mother. All gone now. Gone along..." current
  • 12:0112:01, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,351 N 20XX CopypastaCreated page with "The year is 20XX. All memes are sourced from Reddit. The only means to create meaningful and achievable entertainment using a singular image is with a relatable notion coupled with a singular subtitled frame of video from the Avengers movies. Any other meme template ever introduced had been sucked dry by the meme connoisseurs and no longer holds any significance in comparison to Avengers memes. We now resort to milking every sentence spoken by Thanos and every frame of v..." current
  • 12:0012:00, 18 November 2022 diff hist +2,597 N Time Only Goes FasterCreated page with "Time passes faster as I age, days are meaningless, hours are nothing anymore, minutes seems like a second, but every second stays the same. I almost don't remember what I did the day before, because everything has become so boring and dull. Every day is the same as the last one, and it goes on and on and on, forever. Every night, I lay in bed, sleepless, and I ask myself: will this continue to be like this? Will I ever feel happiness again? Will life get better? I'm yo..." current
  • 11:5611:56, 18 November 2022 diff hist +4,051 N The Eminem Brother IncidentCreated page with "I (M15) have been a fan of Eminem (M49) for a few years now. His storytelling, wordplay, punchlines, and overall lyricism are unmatched imo. And let’s not forget his subpar rapping skills, I mean, the dude can spit so many syllables per second that it’s literally insane (I’m not sure what subpar means but it sounds cool). He raps so fast, I swear, it’s like he doesn’t even need oxygen HAHAAHAHHAH I crack myself up lol. Anyway, seeing as how Eminem is the best..." current
  • 11:5211:52, 18 November 2022 diff hist +1,167 N Touch the GrassCreated page with "They didn’t touch the grass. The grass notices this and begins to surround their house. They try to escape. The grass grabs and their legs and they run back to the house just in time. The lock all of the windows and doors praying to god that they will hold out. They stay trapped inside for days. Days turn into weeks and their food supply runs out. They can’t call for help as the grass has cut all of the phone cords. The hunger eventually gets to them. They can’t ta..." current

16 November 2022

  • 18:0918:09, 16 November 2022 diff hist +884 N Shakespearean Sonnet - Among Us EditionCreated page with "You Make Me Sus ඞ Shall I compare you to the imposter? You are as tricky and as elusive, Yet none more deserving of a true lover; My love for you is surely conclusive, No lies or sabotage could change my mind; You are my oxygen, heart's reactor, Even space's vacuum can't contain my love's blind; I will willingly ignore all the factor, Give up my tasks and the cremates I've known, Just to be with you, my own imposter. "Traitor!" They called, "You'd be reduced..." current
  • 17:5917:59, 16 November 2022 diff hist +439 N Soda Pop DeathCreated page with "I look over at a soda can laying discarded on the sidewalk. I take it into my hands, caressing it dearly. "They cracked your neck, Drank your blood, Crushed your body, And laid on earth instead within it" I say softly. Raise it one last time in memory and put in a bin. Recycle. {{by|SlavTurtle|link=reddit.com/u/SlavTurtle}} Category:Trollpasta Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck Category:Shortpasta {{Comments}}" current
  • 17:5517:55, 16 November 2022 diff hist +1,146 N Enjoying a Rainy Day?Created page with "Rain. From the very same sky that our sun graces. Such a benevolent gift from the heavens to see cascading towards our earthen home. An overwhelming cacophony from the sudden impacts of countless droplets. To see the very clouds that be, each formed and saturated by the very liquid of sprawling lakes and oceans. You may perceive that those very depths are inhabited by all matter of aquatic life. Such life is bound by the call of nature and as such, relieve themselves per..." current
  • 17:5017:50, 16 November 2022 diff hist +2,309 N Picture ThisCreated page with "Picture this: You are the best man at my wedding. You get up to give your speech. You say, "lemme tell you about this one over here." And you lift up your shirt and your nipples are gone and scarred. And you go on to talk about how I had this elaborate scheme to steal your nipples and sell them to a rubber nipple company as a template because I've always admired your nipples and I would always talk about how "you could make a lot of money if you just sell them as a templ..." current
  • 17:3917:39, 16 November 2022 diff hist +2,766 N Dream will cure all diseases and end world hungerCreated page with "Okay so, I know this sub is inhabited with filthy, disgusting dreamphobes, but hopefully I can convince you all of why I think this way and am undoubtedly right. First off, Dream is by far the greatest content creator of all generations, he's extremely funny with his gut punching routine of screaming and yelling, this is not only hilarious but also keeps my and all of his other loyal supporters attention in check. There are some who would accuse him of being "childish" b..." current
  • 17:3117:31, 16 November 2022 diff hist +907 N BritsexualCreated page with "As a citizen, I identify as British. Sexually, I identify as Britsexual. I love the UK and I love the British people. If you insult me for being British then you are a fascist and need to get your priorities straight. I want to fuck the whole island and I am horny for the island because I am Brit-sexual. Every day I wake up and my no-no-zone is wet because all I can think about is MY country. No one will ever understand my love for the small ass island, but I don't care...." current
  • 17:2717:27, 16 November 2022 diff hist +1,148 N Best Pussy in the WorldCreated page with "Best pussy in ever had? My neighbor's pussy. She's white but has this dark vigour all over her face that makes her, wilder in my opinion. She's mostly calm, until we are alone, her and me. When that happens she pounces over me and rubs me all the time. I respond with grabbing her neck with one hand and rubbing her chest and belly with the other. When that happens she closes her eyes and makes this, roar, that I just can't resist. Next thing you know I'm lying down and s..." current
  • 12:4912:49, 16 November 2022 diff hist 0 Da worst kweepypast Evah: Lincoln Latrouds trouble with Da Bois in Blueno.
  • 10:0310:03, 16 November 2022 diff hist +773 N Horse FeetCreated page with "The first time I ever saw horse feet, I was absolutely fascinated. There was something about their big, brown hooves that just seemed so exotic and spicy. I couldn't help but stare at them every chance I got. I eventually started learning more about horses and their feet, and I even got to help out with the occasional hoof trimming. It's really amazing how much care goes into keeping those big beauties healthy and happy. Every time I see a horse now, I can't help but t..." current
  • 09:5909:59, 16 November 2022 diff hist +1,554 N I Love BeansCreated page with "God I hate people outside of Britain, not for any racist or degenerate meaning, but because of their dumbass stupid statements about the best meal a poor man could make to appease his taste pallet, not just for him but for his whole family too. BEANS ON TOAST, it's so good, I could eat it every day of the week if it didn't make my breath smell like my nan at her funeral. But people outside of Britain seem to think it's some evil, vile, horrid concoction that is putrid a..." current
  • 09:5109:51, 16 November 2022 diff hist +690 N Who's Joe?Created page with ""Who's joe?" a distant voice asks. Instantly everyone nearby hears the sound of 1,000s of bricks rapidly shuffling towards his location. The earth itself seemed to cry out in agony, until finally the ground itself split open and a horrific creature crawled from the ground, covered in mucus and tar. "Joe Momma..." the creature whispered. The man cried out in pain as he disintegrated into dust, and the whole world fell silent in fear. "I did a little trolling." the wr..." current
  • 09:5009:50, 16 November 2022 diff hist +1,439 N What Is "Knowing"Created page with "What is “knowing”? Obviously, it is the state of someone being aware of the truth. What does that mean, though? How is anyone supposed to be aware of the truth? Thinking is the state of someone believing that something is the truth, but that word is typically only used when the person thinking such a thing is wrong. Knowing, on the other hand, has the exact same meaning, but is only used when the narrator agrees with the thinker. Before the time of Nicolaus Copernicu..." current
  • 09:4509:45, 16 November 2022 diff hist +2,879 N HealthCreated page with "Assuming you're healthy, your heart when working normally, acts sorta like a pump. Or rather, 2 pumps. You see, your right heart expands to draw in deoxygenated blood from the body, and contracts to pump it out to the lungs to become oxygenated. And at the same time, your left heart draws in oxygenated blood from the lungs and then pumps it out to the rest of your stupid misshapen body. Now sometimes, irregularities can occur that prevent your heart from pumping properly..." current
  • 09:4309:43, 16 November 2022 diff hist +1,719 N SandwichCreated page with "I know it sounds crazy but whenever I touch these sandwiches, you’re gonna laugh at me, you’re gonna think I’m nuts, you’re gonna think I’m crazy, when I touch these sandwiches I feel the hands of every person who touched them before me and after me, and I feel this jolt of like fricking lightning or something from my hand to the tip of my you-know-what. Sometimes while I’m grabbing these sandwiches with my bare hands I just can’t help but just throw back m..." current
  • 09:4009:40, 16 November 2022 diff hist +3,195 N Peppa Pig Fascism TheoryCreated page with "{{Note|A story mocking bizarre fan theories that float around the web about innocent kid shows}} My favorite character in Peppa Pig has to be Tiddles, Miss Hamster’s pet tortoise in Peppa pig. Although my choice might be baseless, to troll, or even stupid, there is a certain philosophy behind Tiddles that one cannot overlook. When you dive deeper into what Tiddles represents, you uncover Peppa pig’s hidden reality: it is a fascist environment encouraging disgraceful..." current
  • 09:3509:35, 16 November 2022 diff hist +909 N MusketCreated page with "Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape sho..." current
  • 09:2709:27, 16 November 2022 diff hist +874 N A Biologically Male Human Walks Into a BarCreated page with "A man walks in with his two biologically human legs into a bar at approx. 11pm, hoping to get some sort of alcohol, this results in him being 1 on 1 with a bartender, he exclaims to this bartender (29M 5"11, blonde, hazel eyes with facial structure similar to those of a handsome Italian) "won't you get me a beer?!". Then the bartender tells the man he will in fact get him a beer, but returns with root beer, a non alcoholic soda, drank in various countries under differen..." current
  • 09:2509:25, 16 November 2022 diff hist +8,569 N I HATE the Beatles (Copypasta)Created page with "I hate The Beatles. There. I’ve said it. If that’s a little vague, ambiguous or confusing, permit me to clarify and elaborate; I loathe the Fab Four with every fibre of my being. In fact, the strength of my feelings, regarding the world’s first boy band, probably borders on the pathological... Already I can hear the howls of outrage and indignation from the legions of Beatles snobs and drones. With only the possible exceptions of Catholics, Daily Mail readers and..." current
  • 09:1309:13, 16 November 2022 diff hist +890 N Mac n CheeseCreated page with "Do NOT, under ANY circumstances, attempt to make macaroni and cheese in an electric kettle. This is the most atrocious thing I have ever done. The vile concoction that I attempted to scrape off the sides of kettle could be weaponized and probably violates the Geneva Convention. There are piles of silverware and bowls I have to clean after this disaster of an idea, the kettle is beyond repair and should be incinerated in the nearest steel plant. As for the affront to God..." current
  • 09:0309:03, 16 November 2022 diff hist +327 N The Astley ParadoxCreated page with "If you ask Rick Astley for the move "UP", he cannot give you it as he can never give you up. But, by doing that, he is letting you down, and thus, is creating something known as the Astley Paradox. Category:Trollpasta Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck Category:Memes Category:Shortpasta {{Comments}}" current
  • 09:0309:03, 16 November 2022 diff hist +902 N Anime Obsession CopypastaCreated page with "Anime is literally the best thing ever. All of you baka Americans who can't wrap your minds around it because you think your Hollywood films and TV shows you are just stupid and wrong and need to stop speaking. Literally nobody likes your opinions except the other baka Americans that don't understand Anime culture and the fact that Anime is truly a masterpiece of art, emotion and plot development. The characters always develop so well and so does the plot and it is just..." current
  • 08:5708:57, 16 November 2022 diff hist +604 N Poem by Willump ShanksperCreated page with "Let me savour your scrumptious buttox, it’s bountiful taste overcoming the buds of flavor. Open thy sound and heed my warning. Your hole is desirable, and shall be sieged and sought by the Fervor of the gods, it’s succulent sent fills the earth, let thy firm tree fill her with thy seed, and nurture her with the bounty of earthly delights. If the acquitted slows thy attempt, heed your intentions forthwith but do not quarrel my bid to taste the fleshy fragrance. Cate..." current
  • 08:5508:55, 16 November 2022 diff hist +624 N VoicemailCreated page with "Hello, good sir! My name is Dickle Darius the third. I was calling you to tell you to ''change your horrible fucking voicemail- Jesus fucking Christ, dude! What if somebody wants to fucking hire you and they get that bullshit? Cmon! Where’s the professionality here? You dumbass. Your never gonna get a fucking job with a voicemail like that! Anyways, I was just really calling you to tell you you’re a fucking dick, piece-of-shit asshole!'' Anyways, bye, I love you! C..." current

15 November 2022

  • 12:5512:55, 15 November 2022 diff hist +1,262 N She Is ThereCreated page with "When I was younger I had nightmares of this old lady. She always seemed menacing, even when she acted kind. It was always the same formula, fall for her kindness, get chased. She usually acted nice, until she went into the kitchen to get cookies. She was very typical-looking for an evil grandmother: long fingernails, grey hair, bloodshot eyes, black dress with a white collar, a bonnet and she had a very ominous voice. One night, I could swear she was watching me with th..." current
  • 12:5312:53, 15 November 2022 diff hist −3 Bunnyocalypseoriginal version current
  • 12:5212:52, 15 November 2022 diff hist +3,256 N PokemonPlatinum.aviCreated page with "I was surfing the net for Pokemon DS emulators, the rom was. I found a rom of platinum, it seemed promising, so I downloaded it, installed it and did all the other 1,000 things. I played it, it started perfectly, but when I pressed that Z on my keyboard, my life changed. It showed Rowan introducing himself, but something was off, the music was slower... I ignored it and made my character, since I was a girl, I naturally chose the female, but the sprites didn't move, and..." current
  • 12:5012:50, 15 November 2022 diff hist +4,792 N BunnyocalypseCreated page with "It was when I was young I always had this stuffed rabbit, I had him every single place I went. I always loved him, he always loved me. We were like siblings. This may sound like the cliched story of a boy who loses his teddy then the teddy goes murderous on his friends and family. Maybe it is. As the years gone by. I soon moved out of my home when I was 18 and got a job, the poor teddy was put in a box for the last 6 years. I swear I saw him at the very corner of my e..."
  • 12:4612:46, 15 November 2022 diff hist +47 Bump in the DarkNo edit summary current
  • 12:4112:41, 15 November 2022 diff hist +4,162 N Bully: Scholarship Edition - Removed MissionCreated page with "Those of you who have played Bully: Scholarship Edition (Or Canis Canem Edit) will know the game is missing a lot of stuff and if you dig through the files, you'll find a lot of interesting stuff. Such as the beta mission "Help Petey" The mission is very early beta. It is obvious. The cutscene takes ages too load with the words "help petey" in Tahoma font and when it does load it shows Petey, Gary and Jimmy playing poker but the audio was way different than the custscen..." current
  • 12:3912:39, 15 November 2022 diff hist +20 The Bulb FadesNo edit summary current
  • 12:3412:34, 15 November 2022 diff hist +47 Broken RoofNo edit summary current
  • 12:2812:28, 15 November 2022 diff hist +10,993 N Brawl HackCreated page with "Okay, guys. I don’t have much time to explain. But I feel like something bad’s going to happen soon, so please. Listen to my story. It might be your last chance. So, here’s the recap. I’ve typed this recap two times already, and came back to my computer to find the file mysteriously deleted. So, I’m going to keep a Journal about this game, and then come back, type it, and post it online. I hope people will find it and see… maybe I still stand a chance. __NOT..." current
  • 12:2512:25, 15 November 2022 diff hist +19 Brady Bunch Banned EpisodeNo edit summary current
  • 12:2412:24, 15 November 2022 diff hist −32 Brady Bunch Banned EpisodeNo edit summary
  • 11:5911:59, 15 November 2022 diff hist +2,843 N Bradleh Daw Gaim: Unused BossCreated page with "{{AN|This story is not real, it was simply written for entertainment purposes. Enjoy!}} On December 4, 2012, J Chrome Studios, a free game developing team was just beginning developing another "Bradleh Daw Game" title in a video game series about nonsense. But something was very unusual about this particular installment in the series. There was a mysterious figure in the bottom right corner of the cover. It was only included in the first two uploaded songs to a channe..." current
  • 11:5611:56, 15 November 2022 diff hist +1,674 N The Boy who Cried KnifeCreated page with "Once upon a time there was a boy, but now he is no more than dust in the wind. His story begins like most fairy tales... but ends like most horror movies. His name was Jerry, he worked as a slave for his father (also king of his town). He would go out in the afternoon and pick his father some wheat and hunt for some chickens for food. One cold winter day the wheat was gone and not a chicken in sight. He remembered what his father had said to him every day he left to go..." current
  • 11:5211:52, 15 November 2022 diff hist +52 The Boy on the IceNo edit summary current
  • 11:5011:50, 15 November 2022 diff hist +19 A Boy without a NameNo edit summary current
  • 11:4411:44, 15 November 2022 diff hist +2,733 N Borderlands 2 Cracked CreepypastaCreated page with "It started as a normal day in my house. Like any other day I go to play Borderlands 2 on my PlayStation 3 (I got the game when it came out) so I went to turn on my PlayStation and it wouldn't turn on. I went on the internet to see what was wrong with it. It turned out that i had the yellow light of death (similar to the red ring of death on Xbox). I was disheartened to now know my PlayStation is useless. Now, thanking that I have a decent laptop that runs games fairly..." current
  • 11:4011:40, 15 November 2022 diff hist +18 Book With Flowery CoverNo edit summary current
  • 11:3911:39, 15 November 2022 diff hist +22 Boktai: Black SunNo edit summary current
  • 11:3011:30, 15 November 2022 diff hist +50 N Jimmy Neutron Murder Of The TwonkiesRedirected page to Jimmy Neutron Murder of the Twonkies current Tag: New redirect
  • 11:3011:30, 15 November 2022 diff hist +5,171 N Jimmy Neutron Murder of the TwonkiesCreated page with "Before I ever played any games like Call Of Duty, Halo, or even any Nintendo game, there was one game and franchise I'd always want, Jimmy Neutron. As a kid, I loved the movie and always awaited for the TV shows, my favorite being the special Attack Of The Twonkies. By my 10th birthday, I started to like Call Of Duty, Halo, Zelda, and Mario. I completely forgot about Jimmy Neutron. Right now, I'm 15 and for my birthday, I received $150. I went to the store to get Black O..." current
  • 11:2411:24, 15 November 2022 diff hist +21 N BO2 . exeRedirected page to BO2.exe current Tag: New redirect
  • 11:2411:24, 15 November 2022 diff hist +5,985 N BO2.exeCreated page with "Finally, I had enough money to buy Black Ops II. I immediately rushed to Gamestop and purchased Black Ops II. Strange thing, inside was a code for something called '''BO2 . exe''', and a picture of Zombie Mason (from the Rezurrection DLC) was on the slip. I wonder if this was a bonus.  When I got home, I went on the PlayStation Store and redeemed the code. After loading it, I went to Black Ops II. When the Treyarch logo came up, it was made of three 6s. I thought this..." current
  • 11:2111:21, 15 November 2022 diff hist −303 The Blue Screen of Deathoriginal version with all the typos current
  • 11:1811:18, 15 November 2022 diff hist +2,516 N Blue's Clues: Magenta's SecretCreated page with "{{AN|This story has been edited to scare the reader. The events in this are all based on real life.}} So I'm sure you've heard of Blue's Clues. No? Me neither. Well I had a few experiences with Magenta, Blue's friend. I was in a program called Rec. A program for kids ages 6–12 or something. So one day, I was strolling around the parking lot. Only to find what appeared to be a paw print. It looked like it had been painted on a piece of cloth. I took a picture of it,..." current
  • 11:1211:12, 15 November 2022 diff hist +24 m Bloody Pulp.flvadded Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 11:1111:11, 15 November 2022 diff hist +1,988 N Bloody Pulp.flvCreated page with "I was on my computer, it was 12:00 at night and I didn't know why I wasn't asleep. I looked around to reassure myself that nothing was there, (I'm afraid of the dark). So I check my Facebook, YouTube and almost everything else... Until I forget my email, I haven't checked my email for a while so I bet some interesting spam or other junk is in there. I open up the window and BLAM!, a bunch of new emails are there. Most of them from my friends telling me to get online or..."
  • 11:0311:03, 15 November 2022 diff hist +2,798 N Bloody-Eyed PyroCreated page with "One day I opened up my TF2 browser. It took about 6 minutes to load, which was usual. I had a average speed computer, good enough for TF2. And when it opened up, I couldn't believe what I saw. It was a regular Pyro, but with it's goggles ripped open, it's eyes were bloody, the skin around it's eyes were pale white, it's head tilted to the side and it looked as if it was popping out at me. Then, even creepier, the spy's "Right Behind You" music started playing from my sp..." current
  • 10:5310:53, 15 November 2022 diff hist +41 Blood, Lots of BloodNo edit summary current
  • 10:4810:48, 15 November 2022 diff hist +48 Blood ScentNo edit summary current
  • 10:4510:45, 15 November 2022 diff hist +19 Blood PichuNo edit summary current
  • 10:3610:36, 15 November 2022 diff hist +4,025 N Blood BoundCreated page with ""Wake up Jared, we have work to do." Jared moaned as he awoke from a deep sleep. His first sight was his sister, Donna. "Okay, Donna." Jared and Donna were brother and sister. Jared is fifteen years old and his sister is 19. Their parents had passed away when she was sixteen, and he was twelve. It was tough for both of them, especially Jared. He was not mature with the situation, and often took his anger out on various walls and household items. They were both placed..." current
  • 10:3310:33, 15 November 2022 diff hist +54 Blockland: Strange HappeningsNo edit summary current
  • 10:3310:33, 15 November 2022 diff hist 0 Blockland Main Adventure ModeNo edit summary current
  • 10:3310:33, 15 November 2022 diff hist +3,622 N Blockland Main Adventure ModeCreated page with "Alright, this is a chilling secret I found in the v12 version, when it was still at AMode v1. First, you go to the elevator just before you fight Giyspot's very final form (basically working like Earthbound's Giygas, so to speak, very unique twist on him too with new attacks and eight forms now). I was in the capsule that Giyspot Seventh-Form trapped me in, and I couldn't figure out how to get out (I later found out I needed to use the supporting character's power), an..."
  • 10:2810:28, 15 November 2022 diff hist +4,008 N Blockland: Cursed KeyCreated page with "It was a normal day. I wanted to check my email. I noticed an email called Free Blockland Key. I clicked it and it was from the email of @???. I replied to @??? saying: "Why did you mail me that?" I got a reply 5 minutes later. It said: "It's free. Give Blockland a try." I proceeded. I downloaded the game, and inserted the key. However, The Blockland title was all gory and there was out of place text. I clicked Start a Server. I noticed that all the gamemodes we're..." current
  • 10:2710:27, 15 November 2022 diff hist +49 The Blinking MoonNo edit summary current
  • 10:2110:21, 15 November 2022 diff hist +2,607 N Blank Blue ScreenCreated page with "Back in 2007, I went over to my friends house and played Gameboy games, he didn't have much only a few to choose from. But there was one GameBoy game that was tucked at the back of his cabinet. The cartridge had no label or cover, it was all grey. I was curious me being young, so I put it in to my GameBoy Advance SP and started playing. The GameBoy logo started up and blam, I was right at the title screen. What it showed was a carpet leading to a gold round door, with al..." current
  • 10:1910:19, 15 November 2022 diff hist +23 Black PrismNo edit summary current
  • 10:1810:18, 15 November 2022 diff hist +73 Black Ops 2: Secret MapNo edit summary current
  • 10:1710:17, 15 November 2022 diff hist +50 Black Ops 2: Platinum EditionNo edit summary current
  • 10:1510:15, 15 November 2022 diff hist +2,058 N Black Ops: Haunted JungleCreated page with "I was playing Call of Duty: Black Ops with a couple of friends. I got the game a couple of months before at a flea market. Anyways, I was playing on Jungle and a Japanese soldier from World at War came charging out, making a noise that sounded like an inhuman scream. He ran to the nearest person, grabbed him, and ripped him in half. We all watched in horror as he tossed the bloody parts to the side and turned to us. Our weapons disappeared, and all we could do was run a..." current

14 November 2022

  • 17:0717:07, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,866 N Mom Insulted Among UsCreated page with "I am a 33 year old male who lives with his parents. My mom says that I am morbidly obese but I tell her to shut up since I only weigh 500lbs. She says that she is "WoRriEd aBouT mY hEalTh" but I just tell her that I don't remember asking (laugh emoji!). Anyways, since I don't have a job I have a lot of spare time. I used to mod a Discord server but that has changed since I found Among Us. Every time I hear anything even remotely connected to Among Us I burst out with lau..." current
  • 17:0317:03, 14 November 2022 diff hist 0 Pokemon and ConsentNo edit summary current
  • 17:0117:01, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,738 N Pokemon and ConsentCreated page with "You say the pokemon are just animals and can't consent, but in the anime Meowth can speak intelligently and would be perfectly capable of giving and communicating consent. And episodes of the anime show that Meowth was originally just an ordinary pokemon, who learned all on his own how to speak and walk upright because he wanted to impress a girl Meowth. Which means that, in theory, any pokemon could learn how to speak. He's not the only one, either. In just the first s..."
  • 16:5616:56, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,215 N 5 foot 4Created page with "Guys come on now, I'm not 5'4", I have gone bald and that makes me look an inch shorter so if you think about it, I'm 5'5". Plus I'm hanging out with my homies all day and they have bigger shoes than I do and they have to add a few inches so lets say I'm 5'7". But I wear a lot of headphones all day and that makes my head go down by 2 inches so math teaches us that you gotta round to the nearest 10 so means that I'm 5'10". My girl always makes fun of me for only being 5'1..." current
  • 16:4316:43, 14 November 2022 diff hist +2,829 N Stranger Things - Walter WhiteCreated page with "Honestly if Walter White becomes the main protagonist in the next season of Stranger Things, I think that might just fix all the problems with the show. Like just picture this, the final Stranger Things monster is like this terrifying giant monster and it's destroying the world, and all the Stranger Things characters including Walt are huddled together trying to come up with a plan to kill it. Then Walter starts talking and says, "Okay everyone, this might be a stretch b..." current
  • 16:3916:39, 14 November 2022 diff hist +757 N Clever Dude (Copypasta)Created page with "You have to be a really clever dude to make an entire post over a comment. Imagine being a high-level thought master. You unleash the full fury of your mind and unleash unto the world a peak “I don’t care about X” that originated from the deep desire to tell everyone that you don’t care. Something about you; your upbringing, your social class, your formal education... something convinced you that making a post about a comment that seared itself into your mind wil..." current
  • 16:2616:26, 14 November 2022 diff hist +4,080 N Would you guys consider...Created page with "{{NSFW}} Would you guys consider jacking off to be a sport? I don’t know about you motherfuckers, but I consider that shit to be a sport, okay? If people can sit back and label goddamn golf, which is the boringest fucking sport in the world, a goddamn sport, if you can label that shit as a sport, and if you can label goddamn fishing as a sport, I know damn well you can label jacking off a sport. Think about it, what the fuck athletically are you really doing in golf,..." current
  • 15:4215:42, 14 November 2022 diff hist +722 N Balls across my faceCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Ok, so I'm not gay alright? I want balls across my face when I sleep. Not just any balls but big black, greasy, wart infested donkey-sized balls. It should belong to a big werewolf mf who grunts as he uses my throat as a personal cumdump. The sweat and hair from his balls should stick to my face. I want to feel how he tightens up when he shoots his murky, weeks old clunkly milk-like semen down my throat. I chew the clunky mess, getting some in my nose and blowi..." current
  • 15:3215:32, 14 November 2022 diff hist +2,225 N Discord Server Destroyed by Among UsCreated page with "So last time I ever did something like this people ended up hating on me for what I was doing. I shouted back, "among us!" And everyone shut up. Silence. Complete, dead, silence. No one spoke anymore. Then, one brave soldier dares to write: "AMONG US ISNT FUNNY STOP POSTING ABOUT AMONG US". The chat goes crazy. Not only that message got well over 100 nerd emoji reactions, but it also got several replies with emojis that looked like among us. 📮⛔️ and 📛 were the..." current
  • 15:2415:24, 14 November 2022 diff hist +786 N You Shart Your PantsCreated page with "I must inform you most profusely and deeply that you excreted the residual contents of your digestive tract involuntarily and with some force, resulting in a discharge of fecal matter that has entered the interior of the garments you are clothed with. I must note that I find this instance of bodily involuntary release quite humourous as if it were some comedic event, however it can be said that the thought of your state of existence after the release of fecal matter that..." current
  • 15:2315:23, 14 November 2022 diff hist +721 N How to Survive at SeaCreated page with "{{NSFW}} My uncle used to take us fishing with long nets and one time we actually caught a swordfish along with some turtles and other shit. He told me he would be right back and climbed into the cabin then came back out holding the swordfish with an 8 inch dildo lodged on top of the horn of the swordfish, he told me he learned it in the navy and it's the best way to get a prostate massage while at sea for a long time because you don't need any batteries to keep it vibr..." current
  • 15:2115:21, 14 November 2022 diff hist +618 N Minion RantCreated page with "I absolutely HATE Minions so much. They're NOT funny, they're NOT cute, they're more annoying than a swarm of mosquitoes. They make me cringe and they make me hate any animated movie or show that reminds me of them in any way, shape or form. I don't even wanna murder them bc they're not worth my time, energy or thoughts. I just want them erased from the universe and everyone's minds. Stupid fucking air-wasting, pointless, yellow, misshapen, needle-haired fucks! Categor..." current
  • 15:1515:15, 14 November 2022 diff hist +4,472 N When I become dictator, I will ban sexCreated page with "{{NSFW}} There are many possible ways to enforce the banning of sex, however this will depend on how much power I, as a dictator, have. Am I an absolute dictator of the world with the ability to annihilate any city if I feel like it, with no threat of myself being overthrown? Or am I the leader of some small corner of the world that needs to satisfy many of my backers' desires rather than solely my own? I will assume the first case. Then, what I mean by "sex" is also t..." current
  • 15:0915:09, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,316 N AITA - Homeless ManCreated page with "{{Note|Satire of the "Am I the Asshole?" posts on Reddit}} AITA for relentlessly beating a homeless man after he asked me for spare change? I, (24M) was just fired from my job last Wednesday for shitting in the urinal in the office, before you call me weird, I (24M) was feeling really frustrated and needed to let off some steam, it’s just my way of dealing with things. Anyway, after my (24M) boss (65F) fired me, I left the building after repeatedly boxing her in the..." current
  • 15:0715:07, 14 November 2022 diff hist +580 N Mom CopypastaCreated page with "Oh you saw my mom? Oh, thank God, I've been trying to get hold of her. If you see her, tell her that her cigarettes are at the local corner store. She left about 7 years ago to get smokes, and they must have been out that day. But I went out the next day and they had them. It must be a rare brand if she's been looking for them for this long. She can just come home, I already bought a pack for her. They're waiting for her. I'm waiting for her. Category:Trollpasta Ca..." current
  • 15:0415:04, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,485 N Day 11 of No Nut NovemberCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Day 11: Today was weird, to say the least. I woke up today at 6:41am to a painful yet alarmingly stimulating prickling sensation on my penis. With my better judgment being skewed by a morning haze, I let this sensation go on for a few seconds in hopes that I'd soon ejaculate and it would go away. Luckily, the pain aspect quickly brought me back to my senses and reminded me of this month-long torture session I've obligated myself to bear this year, but I digress..." current
  • 15:0215:02, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,056 N Dad's PoopsCreated page with "My dad's poops traumatized me. For as long as I can remember, my dad's poops have always been very passionate. For some reason, he leaves the door half open so you can hear his poop shooting out of his butthole and splashing loudly into the toilet water all while he's grunting aggressively like "MMMMMMMMMMMM". When he finishes, he doesn't use toilet paper, he goes into the shower squats down, and splashes his arse with water. The ground of the shower has permanent brown..." current
  • 14:5914:59, 14 November 2022 diff hist +2,295 N I PLEDGE ALLEGIANCECreated page with "{{NSFW}} I was masturbating in my front yard when the police walked up to me and said... Cop: What the hell do you think your doing? Me: Beating off furiously! Cop: I need to ask you to stop. Neighbors have called and complained. Me: What exactly was the complaint? Was it because I was screaming the Pledge Of Allegiance? The only reason I screaming the Pledge Of Allegiance was because no one else is here to so it for me. Cop: Sir the complaint was about you furious..." current
  • 14:5614:56, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,435 N Is SpongeBob making my son gay?Created page with "{{NSFW}} {{Note|Satirical post mocking bizarre fan theories}} My 8-year-old son loves SpoongeBob and watches it regularly, and I've started to notice subliminal messaging in the episodes, especially the newer ones. The title character, SpongBob, likes to "blow" bubbles with his other male friends. Gay men blow each other and sometimes themselves in groups and jerk off in large fields like the ones SpongeBop and his friends play in. Spongebod's holes symbolize men's g..." current
  • 14:5014:50, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,714 N Foreigners Learning English CopypastaCreated page with "As a Native English speaker I can only say I hate foriegners who learn English. You can learn english and think you are getting a dream, but I will only hate you. All patriotism has already been bred out of me. My grandfather fought in WW2 but could barely look at an american Flag. After 9-11 happened he admitted that he didnt care, but cut out a small black and white american flag from a newspaper and hung it in is window. He admitted that he only did it because it was..." current
  • 14:4714:47, 14 November 2022 diff hist +1,048 N Sea Monkey TankCreated page with "When I was a little kid, I got mad at my mom for not letting me go outside with my neighborhood friends once. In a blind rage I drank my sea monkey tank. I thought to myself “I’ll show her!” Anyway later that night a few friends of her came over and were playing poker and having a few drinks downstairs. I walked down the steps in a haze after waking up. I was feeling so ill. I made loud groans until all the adults turned to face me - including my mom. That’s when..." current
  • 14:3414:34, 14 November 2022 diff hist +992 N Farted on my Boyfriend CopypastaCreated page with "A few weeks ago i woke up a bit earlier than my boyfriend and he was cuddling me so that my bum was angled towards his crotch. I have an odd thing where i sneeze quite frequently in the mornings when i wake up. So I sneezed and i guess i was holding in some kind of fart because i ripped one out on him. To this day i don’t know if he was fully awake enough to register it but my sneeze most certainly was not quiet and from our proximity he most certainly felt that fart...." current

13 November 2022

  • 19:2819:28, 13 November 2022 diff hist +6,283 N Pokemon Red Ghost BootlegCreated page with "{{AN|This was my first creepypasta, I know it's pretty bad.}} When I was a kid, my dad bought me a Gameboy and 2 games. The two games were Tetris and Pokemon Red. I played Tetris a bit, but Pokemon Red made my childhood. I loved my dad a lot for buying it, but as I finished the game it got boring, so I selled it. However, a few years later I thought of all the fun I had with it. So I decided to get the game again. I don't know why, but I went to the family I had selled..." current
  • 18:5318:53, 13 November 2022 diff hist +5,881 N Squidward Eats a ChumstickCreated page with "It was a normal day in Bikini Bottom, Spongebob and Squidward were on their way to work. As usual Spongebob was annoying Squidward with a really annoying song, and when he wasn't singing, he was bothering Squidward with how much he loved work at the Krusty Krab, and how much he thought Squidward loved his job, which was cashier. When the two got there they saw that they had gotten there before Mr. Krabs, their boss, who was the one who had the keys to the restaurant. Fi..." current
  • 18:5018:50, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,991 N Squidward's Revenge...Created page with "Everyone knows Spongebob Squarepants, but a rogue intern went insane after making an episode all about Squidward's sad life and depression. Viewers felt sympathy for Squidward shortly after.Then Larry went insane and created an episode that was accidently aired and traumatised viewers. It started off with Spongebob and the Bikini bottom throwing a party for Squidward's birthday. Squidward walked outside and everybody shouted ''SURPRISE''!!!!! Squidward for once smiled...." current
  • 18:4318:43, 13 November 2022 diff hist +5,077 N Pokemon Yellow-Blood StormCreated page with "It was 2007, I was 8 at the time. Gameboys were starting to diminish in popularity because of the DS. I had a Gameboy Advanced and only one game for it. Pokemon Yellow. I was a huge pokemon fanatic! Messing around with my party and my pokemon. My Party was just a usual trainer's party. Charizard, Fearow, Pidgeotto, Mankey, Persian, and Beedrill... Pokemon Yellow had no color. My parents were bugging me saying stuff like, "When will you get over that game?" or "That gam..." current
  • 18:3518:35, 13 November 2022 diff hist +8,378 N Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Coal Rescue TeamCreated page with "It was a stormy day, and I wanted to play Pokemon Mystery Dungeon: Red Rescue Team, but I lost my GameBoy and I didn't have the money for a DS. So I downloaded a PMD RRT rom from a site called "BEN ROMZ" because the other rom places crashed my computer for some odd reason... And the rom's name was "Pokemon Mystery Dungon: Coal Rescue Team". Weird. I downloaded it, and after it finished, I heard a creepy laugh. I put the Rom in Visual Boy Advance and the computer glitche..." current
  • 18:3418:34, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2,896 N Persona3: The HauntingCreated page with "Once I had a fetish for Shin Megami Tensei, specifically the PERSONA series. I went to some dude's house, in which he was selling some Final Fantasy games, some dolls, and a PlayStation 2 case with a pentagram on it with "PERSONA3FES" written on it, with a memory card. I bought them, knowing that my fetish for SMT games couldn't be quelled at the time. So, when I got home, I popped it in my PS2 with the memory card. The first thing I noticed was that "ATLUS" didn't appe..." current
  • 18:3018:30, 13 November 2022 diff hist +4,031 N Pearls of WisdomCreated page with "This is a pretty scary thing that happened to my Pokemon Pearl game. This was the game that I've come closest to getting all the Pokemon (current file at 251 and if I could get a better internet connection and more patience, I could get farther) because of the GTS and from importing Master Balls and Pokemon from older games. One day, while poring over the map of Sinnoh, I noticed two small islands just west of Mt. Coronet (NOT Fullmoon and Halfmoon, southeast of those),..." current
  • 18:2118:21, 13 November 2022 diff hist +51 Big RigsNo edit summary current
  • 18:2018:20, 13 November 2022 diff hist +23 Bible AdventuresNo edit summary current
  • 18:1818:18, 13 November 2022 diff hist +52 Betrayal of a MasterNo edit summary current
  • 18:1718:17, 13 November 2022 diff hist +56 BETA Final Fantasy XIII BootlegNo edit summary current
  • 18:1618:16, 13 November 2022 diff hist +18 Best of FriendsNo edit summary current
  • 18:1518:15, 13 November 2022 diff hist +20 Berry PowderNo edit summary current
  • 18:1418:14, 13 November 2022 diff hist +51 Ben's VengeanceNo edit summary current
  • 18:1218:12, 13 November 2022 diff hist +8,836 N Ben DreamCreated page with "I know what you're thinking, this is just a dream and has absolutely nothing to do with real life. I understand that, but this is just one of those dreams that's so unnerving and so real that you don't know what to make of it. What's so frustrating about a scary dream is that there's absolutely no way to capture the feeling of it when describing it to others. I'm sure most people have experienced that at some point, so hopefully you'll relate. In fact, you probably migh..." current
  • 18:1018:10, 13 November 2022 diff hist +47 Being FollowedNo edit summary current
  • 18:0818:08, 13 November 2022 diff hist +1,488 N Behindyou.rarCreated page with "I can't sleep. I can't even fucking sleep. Ever since that damned file appeared on my desktop, my life went spiraling down. I was on Skype with my friends while playing ''Minecraft ''(the usual). I was about to play ''Garry's Mod'' when a strange file appeared on my desktop: Behindyou.rar. I wasn't sure what it was but I extracted it. Inside the file contained two folders; both some crazy numbers. I opened one. One file called "435965u0385692398" contained a text file...." current
  • 18:0318:03, 13 November 2022 diff hist +1,685 N Bedroom HauntingCreated page with "'''Note:''' ''Whatever I'm about to write here is Entirely true. I experienced some strange things after I was on creepypasta.'' ==17 December, Monday 2012== A friend of mine had a fight with her classmate, her classmate was cursing her like hell with all sorts of crap. Anyway, my friend told me about this and was quite sad, so she asked me to spend a night with her as her parents were going out and her house is quite big and old, about 120+ years old. After we were r..." current
  • 18:0218:02, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2,332 N Become MysteryHunterPersonCreated page with "There was once this man called Sam. He lived alone and worked for a company that made billions of dollars every week. He's life couldn't have been happier until something happened. Someone broke into his house at night, he heard it and took a knife out that he got from his father when he used to hunt with him. He got down stairs but didn't see anyone. He looked at the window that got crushed by a stone. He took a piece up and saw something slightly behind him. The monst..." current
  • 18:0118:01, 13 November 2022 diff hist +42 Beavis and Butthead: The Amazing Death of BeavisNo edit summary current
  • 17:5917:59, 13 November 2022 diff hist +1,309 N Beat's ProblemCreated page with "It was one shiny, bright morning and I just felt the need to finally complete Sega Superstar Tennis. I turned on my Xbox, my controller, then put in Sega SuperStar Tennis. When the game started it didn't show the intro (I was creeped out a bit). I thought it was some rare glitch. I started playing, I was playing a doubles match (me as Beat, my fave character) and on my side was Amigo) so I started the match and it gave me no other choice but Curien Mansion level. I s..." current
  • 17:4717:47, 13 November 2022 diff hist +23 BarsNo edit summary current
  • 17:4517:45, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2,601 N Barry the SlaveCreated page with "As Barry stepped outside, he could feel the wind blowing in his red hair. It was getting cold outside. He heard the birds chirp and fly away as he stepped towards his car. Barry got in the car, looking at his dog, Troy, as he pulled the keys. The black car drove backwards, making the leaves crunch with each spin of the wheel. After what seemed like forever, he finally reached his daughter Rose's house. To his horror, he saw an ambulance and police car where he nor..." current
  • 17:4317:43, 13 November 2022 diff hist +48 BarelyBreathing.aviNo edit summary current
  • 17:4217:42, 13 November 2022 diff hist +44 Barely BreathingNo edit summary current
  • 17:4017:40, 13 November 2022 diff hist +4,649 N Barbie: Behind Closed DoorsCreated page with "{{Note|This is a fake creepy story written for entertainment purposes. Don't take it seriously!}} Jess was a teenage girl and a fan of Barbie: for those who don't know what Barbie is, it's a popular line of toys - geared mostly towards young girls it has attracted both praise and criticism over the years as well as innumerable cash-ins and parodies. It has also spawned a near-infinite number of spin-off media such as books, movies and video-games: both official and fak..." current
  • 17:1817:18, 13 November 2022 diff hist +43 BanettePark WiiNo edit summary current
  • 17:1517:15, 13 November 2022 diff hist +11,409 N Baldur's Gate BootlegCreated page with "Something happened recently. It was a very strange occurrence. I posted it to the Roblox forums, simply to tell the internet of these strange and downright creepy happenings, and I labeled it "Ever play Baldur's gate?" I do hope someone can provide me with decent information on what had happened. It was a bootleg to Baldur's Gate:Dark Alliance. I added details here that the roblox forums would not allow, because what the forums say are not the 100% full story __NOTOC__ =..." current
  • 17:1117:11, 13 November 2022 diff hist +45 Bailey...No edit summary current
  • 17:1017:10, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,142 N Balcony Above HellCreated page with "So this happened a couple of years ago. I think it was back in 2006, so I must've been 8 and so my brother was like 6 or 7 years old. Our grand-parents had just moved from their home to an apartment. We did really miss the house, because we did great stuff in there. Always joking around and playing games with our grandparents. We had a great time. But we knew we were going to have lots of fun in the apartment, especially because it had a balcony. As young kids, my broth..." current
  • 17:0817:08, 13 November 2022 diff hist +23 Bad Thoughtsoriginal badly worded version current
  • 17:0617:06, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,814 N The Bad OneCreated page with "Hello! I'm MangoMonkey. Let's continue. So back in 1991, I was 11. I have a lot of friends and I was iving the good life. Then came my friend Leonard. I met him a little while after I got back from my trip to see my favorite band AC/DC live at Donington Park (I met him on August 21). I remember him being very socially awkward around others, especially girls. Days before the 1991-1992 school year kicked off he invited me over to his house on September 4. His room creeped..." current
  • 17:0217:02, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2,278 N Bad MistakeCreated page with "(I hope he does not read this) One day my friend said he had very weird neighbors move in arcoss the street, but that they had old video games. Since Gamestop does not sell N64(Nintendo64) games, I thought I should try to buy some off them. It turned out that they did have some good games but they were way to expensive. They also would not buy or trade any of my sports games. I eventually saw a kid holding a MarioKart 64 cartridge. I asked him how much it costs? and he..." current
  • 17:0017:00, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,547 N Bad InfluenceCreated page with "What do you think is a bad influence? It could be anything, and you could realize it in the most horrific way. I've always loved video games. Since I was a young girl, they always seemed so magical. It made me want to draw and come up with stories, a common thing I do since I tend to daydream. But that taught me something, to be inspired even by the little things- they also taught me to kick something to make sure if it's dead. One day when I was video game hunting at..." current
  • 16:5816:58, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,058 N Bad HabitCreated page with "Joshua. Was what he called a casual smoker, working his way toward a serious habit. He was always confronted about his addiction, which started two years back, since his friends and family found out. He thought about quitting, and a few times he tried. However, Habit always brought him back to it. He liked to smoke most times. Other times, he felt guilty. Eventually, he decided. For his love and her baby, soon to be his family. One month and it will be done. Of course,..." current
  • 16:5516:55, 13 November 2022 diff hist +20 Bad ConnectionNo edit summary current
  • 16:5216:52, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2,425 N Baby GeneCreated page with "Putting the "Baby-Gene" and several other toys in the bag she thought to herself "She wont need these anymore, she's 8! She over baby-dolls!" Walking to the garbage can she put the garbage bag full of old toys inside and placed the lid on it then walked back up the drive-way leaving the can on the curb..."What ya doing Mommy?" her daughter asked as she met her in the doorway. "Nothing sweety". Shutting the door behind her she sat down at the kitchen table to eat her bre..." current
  • 16:4916:49, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2,119 N BGE.exeCreated page with "A couple of days ago I got a package from UPS. The box read fragile and it was signed to me. Curious I opened it. That was the worst mistake. I copy what I entered in my blog post on my website www.creepypastafanatic.com that is no longer up. __NOTOC__ ==December 1, 2012 11:38== Hello viewers! I recently received a strange box from UPS. I didn't ask for anything, so I thought: "Hey! I can make a creepypasta revolved around it! I will also be telling my experience. So I..." current
  • 16:2816:28, 13 November 2022 diff hist +50 Avoid Secondhand LaptopsNo edit summary current
  • 16:2316:23, 13 November 2022 diff hist +745 N AutumnWinds (A Roblox Creepypasta)Created page with "Her place, enif, is said to cause insanity, well for others it does not effect them, but here is the story of how enif and autumnwinds came to be. AutumnWinds, as her username is called, had shown up on the front page only once, for a record of 4 minutes, her place, enif being there. Only few out of the many who went there, posted forum pages about how it caused them to think they wanted to kill themselves. Well I can't explain what is exactly there, I can tell you, yo..." current
  • 16:2116:21, 13 November 2022 diff hist +42 The Average Pokemon Red CreepypastaNo edit summary current
  • 16:1616:16, 13 November 2022 diff hist +23 Attract 587502No edit summary current
  • 16:1416:14, 13 November 2022 diff hist +42 Assassin's Creed - Let's Try This AgainNo edit summary current
  • 16:1316:13, 13 November 2022 diff hist +76 The Ass MonsterNo edit summary current
  • 16:0616:06, 13 November 2022 diff hist +5,416 N Ash - The Boy Forced into ExistenceCreated page with "Have you ever wondered about the relationships between Ash and Red? You know, who they were meant to be? Why are there two main characters for the same series? Why don't they work together? Well, as once said in a creepypasta that I love known as the Ash coma theory, I will now say, "I have a theory." This theory is not taken from any where, but is instead thought up. Now, we all know that the two creators of Pokémon decided to make up a series about a kid/ adult who a..." current
  • 16:0316:03, 13 November 2022 diff hist +44 As Static Surrounds MeNo edit summary current
  • 16:0016:00, 13 November 2022 diff hist +10 Art ClassNo edit summary current
  • 15:5915:59, 13 November 2022 diff hist +7,024 N Art ClassCreated page with "I go to college, and of course one of the subjects you have to take there is art. Now, when we do art we get put in pairs. My partner is named Shawn, he is a really shy person with a lot of family problems. He's not exactly sociable most of the time, but this assingment was different. I don't know how, but I must have done something to really piss him off... ''Chapter 1:'' I was eating lunch when Shawn came up to me, and said art was starting in two minutes. I was surp..."
  • 15:5815:58, 13 November 2022 diff hist +22 m Arthur and Friends Theoryadded Category:Old Shit using HotCat current
  • 15:5615:56, 13 November 2022 diff hist +21 Ariceli EdwardsonNo edit summary current
  • 15:5515:55, 13 November 2022 diff hist +45 Arcade Black-OutNo edit summary current
  • 15:5115:51, 13 November 2022 diff hist +2 Anti ZeroNo edit summary current
  • 15:5015:50, 13 November 2022 diff hist +959 N Anti ZeroCreated page with "A numerical digit for the number zero expressed with a font style which includes a slash. Unlike normal slashed zero fonts, where the slash goes up to down right to left this zero goes up to down left to right, thus being the antithesis of a normal slashed zero. This number was found on a door in a bomb shelter in Boonville, CA. Inside the shelter there is presumed to be remnants of genetic engineering or religious activity involving the creation of hybrid animal/people..."
  • 15:4715:47, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,394 N Angry Birds.wmvCreated page with "{{AN|Please notice that the following story is fake}} I love Angry Birds. It is my #1 app on the phone. Well, maybe not the best. Let me tell you why: I was checking my phone, and I saw that there was a new version of Angry Birds available for free. I felt excited! The title was called "Angry Birds: Ben's Revenge." Weird name for a game, since Ben was a Zelda character and was owned by Nintendo, but I did not care. I thought it would be like the other Angry Birds games..." current
  • 15:4415:44, 13 November 2022 diff hist +42 Angela Anaconda Lost EpisodeNo edit summary current
  • 15:4315:43, 13 November 2022 diff hist +23 And MoreNo edit summary current
  • 15:4115:41, 13 November 2022 diff hist +1,278 N The Amazing World of Gumball: Hell NicoleCreated page with "I was an intern at Cartoon Network Development Studio Europe and a good friend of Ben Bocquelet. But one day he started acting all strange. I went into Ben's office and saw a tape marked "DO NOT WATCH". I took the tape home and put it in. It was an episode of The Amazing World of Gumball. The first strange thing was that the episode had no title card. After the intro, it just went straight into the episode. The episode began with Nicole in a coffee shop, and she took a..." current
  • 15:3815:38, 13 November 2022 diff hist +6,008 N Alone on the EarthCreated page with " Have you ever thought of being alone? And when I say alone, i mean that you have no one. No one to talk to, no one to kiss, hug, or hold in your arms. How awould you make it? Could you make it? Well, I'll have to tell you a story then. This is a story of a young man named Alec. He was living a normal life. A mom, a dad, and a baby sister, and an older brother, who was in a heavy metal band with his friends. Alec wasn't very fond of his brothers band, either. He always t..."
  • 15:3615:36, 13 November 2022 diff hist +19 ALLWAYSWATCHINGYOU.JPEGNo edit summary current
  • 15:3615:36, 13 November 2022 diff hist +19 Afterschool DetentionNo edit summary current
  • 15:2915:29, 13 November 2022 diff hist +22 95.txtNo edit summary current
  • 15:2915:29, 13 November 2022 diff hist +58 909DEAD.txtNo edit summary current
  • 15:2815:28, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,046 N Super Mario EclipseCreated page with "it was my third year of law school. i was huge fan of sonic and mario but had little time and money to get and play the new mario game (super mario sunshine). i was very annoyed when i got a call from my old friend david who had to move to ohio for college saying that he bought it and loved it. when he asked me if i got it i sadly told him no but he prosceeded to tell me how amazing it was and how it was very different than other mario games but wouldn't tell me how beca..." current
  • 15:2215:22, 13 November 2022 diff hist −112 Spongebob: Squidward's SuccessNo edit summary current
  • 15:1915:19, 13 November 2022 diff hist +3,778 N Regular Show - Banned EpisodeCreated page with "I was seven years old when this happened and I was scared for life since that happened. One day, me and my family were at a video store, looking for some cool movies. Then I saw someone that looked like an intern, he was sad and every time a person walked by him, he would beg for the person to buy the tape he had. I asked my parents if I could talk to him, they said yes and I just went to talk to the guy. I said I would take the tape, I asked what the price was, he sa..." current
  • 15:1715:17, 13 November 2022 diff hist +50 Regular Show - Mordecai Has Had EnoughNo edit summary current
  • 15:1515:15, 13 November 2022 diff hist +28 Clichéman: A Comedy Pasta of ClichésNo edit summary current

12 November 2022

  • 12:5012:50, 12 November 2022 diff hist +23 Eyes Don't LieNo edit summary current
  • 12:5012:50, 12 November 2022 diff hist +9 Follow the LeaderNo edit summary current
  • 12:4912:49, 12 November 2022 diff hist +46 Follow the LeaderNo edit summary
  • 12:4712:47, 12 November 2022 diff hist +50 SpongeBob's LostNo edit summary current
  • 12:4112:41, 12 November 2022 diff hist +48 Never PlayNo edit summary current
  • 12:3912:39, 12 November 2022 diff hist −45 The MemoriesOriginal version current
  • 12:3512:35, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,248 N Open Chest DiseaseCreated page with "The following Journal Entries, Blogs, and Stories depict the 9-day crisis of the open chest disease. '''Day 1, September 23''' Excerpt from Anonymous Nurses business letter, written at about 9:48 AM Dear Dr. Palawas, Our new patient had symptoms we had seen nothing of before. His chest was completely opened, you could see all the organs, still pumping and physically intact. It seems as if his ribcage just parted and released the tissue, but even more disturbing, the..." current
  • 12:3212:32, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,708 N Kid Pix CreepypastaCreated page with "{{Note|This is a fictional creepy story written for entertainment purposes. Don't take it seriously.}} "It's just a game..." When I was fairly young, maybe 6 or so, I was in the first grade. At that point, we did have computer classes, which led me to discover a fun computerized game for kids; KidPix was the name of it. I loved this game more than anything else we did in school. It was also a lot of other kids favourite thing to, simply because it was a really fun game..." current
  • 12:3012:30, 12 November 2022 diff hist −1 Kid PixNo edit summary current
  • 12:2912:29, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,630 N Orange JuiceCreated page with "This is a story I long kept to myself, but I decided it would be okay to post it, to share with all of you. I had been driving from Seattle on I-5, trying to get home. I was shopping all day for my family, so I was exhausted. My phone began to ring, my friend Kaden was calling me. I picked up the phone and he reminded me I had to stop at the store, the little one that was right up my street. I followed his instruction and eventually got to the store. Everything seemed..." current
  • 12:2512:25, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,214 N The Game Once PlayedCreated page with "I was digging around in the attic of the new house I recently bought. I was on vacation from my job at the post office, my wife, Lilly, was at her job, an office, and my two kids were at school. when organizing, I found an old Pac-Man cartridge, laying by the window. upon picking it up, I found the NES sitting there as well. I was bored, so I thought I'd see if it still worked. I shoved it in, after getting the dust out. the game turned on quickly. the contrast had a da..." current
  • 12:2112:21, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,616 N Madam XCreated page with "I never told anybody, nobody would understand.. Then I found this site, in englisch, not my language, so I'll hope you can read between the lines and share my fear! How can I explain in a language that's not been learned to my by birth, I have to use other words for something I cannot even write or tell in my own language. Still I will try, please read my story, perhaps you can help me, perhaps not, just try to understand! I'm working with the elderly in a nursing ho..." current
  • 12:1912:19, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,517 N My Grandmother's HouseCreated page with "I never really believed in ghosts until this recent Saturday night. You see, I was staying at grandmother's house to help her clean and prepare for the Sunday meal for the next day. That night at five o' clock A.M., I heard my dog carrying on, like usual whimpering and whatnot, but this was different. His cries were extremely distressed and he was sitting in front of the open bedroom door, but he wasn't leaving. Just sitting there whimpering like he was in pain. I walked..."
  • 12:1412:14, 12 November 2022 diff hist +24 The MistNo edit summary current
  • 12:1412:14, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,448 N The MistCreated page with "I was young, and didn't know any better. I was currently living in Arizona. I was at home, and I saw a man steal my dads bike, but his face... I can remember it vividly. His face was cracked, but with literal cracks, not dryness. I could see his skull and all. His eyes were glazed over, and I don't remember it clearly, but I think he had brown hair. Then, a fly crawled out of his mouth and he stared at me suddenly. I then said "Who's taking daddy's bike?" and my father..."
  • 12:0912:09, 12 November 2022 diff hist +10,009 N Jimmy Two Shoes SpidermanCreated page with "Everyone remembers the movie "Spider-Man," right? Well, I heard a rumor. Tobey Maguire, the actor who played "Spider-Man/Peter Parker" was working on his own project. in 2008, Tabitha St. Germain, voice actress for "Heloise" from Jimmy Two Shoes sent a letter to Tobey Maguire, asking if he wanted to do a Jimmy Two Shoes short where Spider-Man appears. Maguire sent back a response saying that he not only refused to make it with her, he also said get away! Germain was stu..." current
  • 12:0812:08, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,546 N Mr. TinkerCreated page with "Mr. Thompson sat at his desk, head on his desk trying to get some much needed rest. He slowly got up to look at his desktop and started to add in grades. "Uhh. I don't get paid enough for this shit. They're so annoying. Little annoying predictable pieces of shit." Mr. Thompson said. He grabbed a clean wipe and began to clean his glasses. "There so stupid. Heh. Maybe I could use osmosis... by hitting the book on there head 'till there smart. Hehe." Mr. Thompson said...." current
  • 12:0412:04, 12 November 2022 diff hist +48 N Mr.Z (Haunted Metal Gear Soild 2)Redirected page to Mr. Z (Haunted Metal Gear Soild 2) current Tag: New redirect
  • 12:0412:04, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,693 N Mr. Z (Haunted Metal Gear Soild 2)Created page with "Hey guys this may be a long read but please if you do have the time read this page. As now this is the scariest game I ever got in my entire life. As my brother was going into the navy, he gave me his silver,but flat Sony Playstation 2 as a gift before we said goodbye. It also came with some games such as Kingdom Hearts 1 (Fuck yeah), 2 controllers,some other games I forgot the name of (I just sold them anyway) and I went back home and started playing KH1 but it didn't..." current
  • 12:0012:00, 12 November 2022 diff hist +42 N Unnaired "Regular Show" EpisodeRedirected page to Unaired Regular Show Episode current Tag: New redirect
  • 11:5811:58, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,729 N It Couldn't Have HappenedCreated page with "Listen... I've got something to tell all of you. But you need to swear to GOD you will not tell anyone about it. I'm still being tracked down by people who think I shouldn't have seen what I did. I'm writing about this deep in the woods. For all I know there's and agent waiting around the next tree... (NOTE: Ben *Haunted mask of Majora pasta* IS indeed referenced in my first pasta. BUT this has nothing to do with the haunted mask of Majora.) {{centerdash}} It all start..." current
  • 11:5611:56, 12 November 2022 diff hist −1 m I just wanted an Ampharos...No edit summary current
  • 11:5511:55, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,855 N I just wanted an Ampharos...Created page with "So I wanted to get a second Ampharos to breed with my current one, named Duncan. I searched all through the GTS, and found only one. I traded it for a little Mareep that I recently bred. I knew it was suspicious when I saw her name... DRAINED. Her name was DRAINED. So here's how the story went after I got her... DRAINED was strangely underleveled. She was only level 10, compared to level 100 for Duncan. I knew I would have to get out my AR for the level 100 cheat, to..."
  • 11:5311:53, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,084 N The "Leak"Created page with "This was taken from a man's video documentary during a chemical leak. __NOTOC__ ==6/17/2008== Umm, well, I've got bad news, everyone. We had a chemical leak, I don't know much about it but they said for all of us to stay inside until further notice. ==6/17/2008/5:00 PM== Nothing, no contact with anyone. I've been looking on the news for them to say anything but nothing. I'm getting terribly bored. I guess I will just surf on the internet. ==6/17/2008/7:00 PM== Well..." current
  • 11:5011:50, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,591 N I'm UnstoppableCreated page with "The other day I was trotting across the sidewalk and found a little book with two pages, but it looks like most of the pages have been ripped out. This was what the first page said: {{email|I was born a legend. I knew I was too. I sat there in my mother’s arms on the hospital bed, thinking to myself ‘I’m a legend. I was born to change this world.’ The world sees me as death, but I’m just trying to help them. When I give a waiter a tip, they give the money to s..." current
  • 11:4811:48, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,491 N ManticoreCreated page with "The '''Manticore''' is a creature believed to have roamed the Asian jungles, waiting patiently for an unwary explorer to approach. The creature has been deemed so terrifying that one glance at it will send enough fear into your nerves to lose your sanity. Some who said of encountering this monster have hardly the breath to speak of it. It is rumoured to have the body of a large cat, four or six legs, a long tail with a spiky end and a long neck with the head of a man; s..." current
  • 11:4511:45, 12 November 2022 diff hist +49 SpongeBob Bootleg EpisodeNo edit summary current
  • 11:4411:44, 12 November 2022 diff hist +63 SpongeBob Bootleg EpisodeNo edit summary
  • 11:4311:43, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,700 N Hypnotize.aviCreated page with "Three teenagers found a VHS tape in their trash can one night. They were curious to what was on it, so they took the tape inside, grabbed an old VCR from the closet in their parent's bedroom, hooked it up to a TV and watched. The tape had trouble playing. After 12 tries the tape started. The video starts with a test pattern, which quickly cuts to black for about six seconds. After that, occasional jumbles of color and static appear. At about the 12th second, an eye app..." current
  • 11:4111:41, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,218 N The Homeless VeteranCreated page with "So I was walking around my local city Cardiff, a place loads of beggars and Do-Gooders infest. I noticed some Iraq and Afghanistan soldiers surrounding a Homeless person. It then came to my attention that it was a Vietnam Veteran, he reminded me of PTSD soldiers. He was still dressed in his old Uniform, he was American, that is why he confused me, why is a American veteran living on the streets of Wales? I did not know it at this time but he was a Ghost. In a dumpster..." current
  • 11:4011:40, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,366 N The Holder of RilchtCreated page with "{{Note|Not part of the actual Holders series.}} Everyday, between 7 PM and 8 PM, in the city of Monterrey from Hospital (Metro station) and Sendero (Metro station) a vortex will open, and from it, a human shape comes out. This human is seemingly normal, just a bit taller than most of the people around him. He usually is seen in a square pattern T-shirt, jeans and steel-toe black boots. He carries a black bag on his shoulder and in his hand a book, covered in chains...." current
  • 11:3911:39, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,683 N Horrific Minecraft ExperienceCreated page with "Hello, I have been playing minecraft for a long time. As soon as it came out, i couldn't stop playing. My character is the normal steve,but with a black shirt and a slime on it,I will add a photo. One day,I heard that the 1.9 pre-release had come out. I immediately downloaded it,as there was only 1 link. Biiiiig mistake. When I started,The usual background was different. It was an Enderman,Mouth open and starind at the camera while violently shaking. I was a littl..." current
  • 11:3811:38, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,633 N Minecraft OdditiesCreated page with "It was a normal day, I woke up, brushed my teeth, went to school... And every day when I get home, I hop right on my computer and play Minecraft. It started up as normal, one of those random splashes like "Minecraft!" Came up, and I opened up my world. Nothing had changed, it was all how I left it. I had an underground tunnel system I was working on, A nice wooden house... I remember being at about level 24 underground, and I started to hear sounds like dirt blocks br..." current
  • 11:3511:35, 12 November 2022 diff hist +21 B14ck0pz.exeNo edit summary current
  • 11:3311:33, 12 November 2022 diff hist +9,964 N The Forest...Created page with "Journal of Ross Johnson, 16 year old from South Dakota. __NOTOC__ ==October 5th, 2011:== I woke up at around noon. My parents were on my ass for it, as usual for that kind of stuff, bombarding me with questions such as, "Why did you sleep so late?" "Where were you last night?" "Why were you up so late last night?" I just told them that I was at a friend's house studying, but really, I was at a party. But anyways, my first meal of the day was lunch since it was noon. W..." current
  • 11:3011:30, 12 November 2022 diff hist +47 The Cursed MirrorNo edit summary current
  • 11:2811:28, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5 The Cursed MirrorNo edit summary
  • 11:2811:28, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,950 N The Cursed MirrorCreated page with "I was walking around my house last Friday, ecstatic. Everything was going just great. I was accepted into Stanford, the girl of my dreams is finally mine, I had a great job, everything was terrific. I had turned on the TV. My favorite show, Two and a Half Men was on. Charlie was being funny as always{{--}}wait, what's that? Oh, it's just the mirror behind me. I managed to catch a glimpse of my reflection out of the corner of my eye as I was watching TV. "Thing's just al..."
  • 11:2511:25, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,296 N CorruptedCreated page with "I was at home playing some "Halo: Reach" when I got a PM from my friend, Kyle. He said that he got the copy of "Pokemon: Ruby" I wanted, but said the cartridge's label was missing. I told him to send it over anyway. The next day the box arrived and when I opened it the cartridge was fine, it look absolutly perfect, he must have been lying, because the label, box, and cartridge were in mint condition. I hooked up my old Gamecube and used the Gameboy attatchment so I coul..." current
  • 11:2311:23, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,329 N DevilX PC DriversCreated page with "I am a computer whiz. I have always been fascinated with how to make my computer better, but this story of mine really baffled and left me shocked... Three months ago, I went past a flea market and got interested in checking out what was inside. There was nothing much...mostly clothes and old toys, but when I went past a bookshelf, a red glow caught my eyes: it was a CD case, completely red. I picked it up and on the front, there were three words written with a marker:..." current
  • 11:2011:20, 12 November 2022 diff hist +851 N Creepy With Less SauceCreated page with "It was my friend's birthday and he was, apparently, rich. So he hired a birthday clown (Don't ask why) and when we recorded it and played the video, we knew something was wrong. First of all whenever the birthday clown got on screen the audio got distorted and the screen would start messing up for 5 seconds or so. Second of all when we decoded the distortion we didn't get the normal audio, we got demonic voices saying crazy things like "STOP THE VIDEO". Third of all when..." current
  • 11:1911:19, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,706 N The End Is Nigh: The Fifteen Part Epic Horror StoryCreated page with "{{Note|'''Uploader's note:''' The story was never finished. It remained in this state for several months until it was deleted in January 2012}} '''Chapter 1''' "Wake Up..." A sharp pain shot through Andrews head causing his blood to pump loudly in his hears. He was confused. Why he had awoken at such an early time? In front of his eyes his blinking alarm clock chanted “3:00” at him in rhythm with his throbbing head. It was the witching hour. Scratch... Andrew froze..." current
  • 11:1611:16, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,499 N Dead PokemonCreated page with "The story I'm going to tell you is 100% true. I have no reason to make this up. The game it happened in was Pokemon Blue, and it is still the oddest thing that has ever happened to me to date in any video game. I guess I will start off with an intro. I was around the age of eight, and my cousin allowed me to borrow their Pokemon Blue. Obviously, I made a new save file, and I was on my way. I decided I was going to make this my best file yet. I started off with Charmande..." current
  • 11:1411:14, 12 November 2022 diff hist +51 Death Bird.movNo edit summary current
  • 11:1311:13, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,176 N Endereye.aviCreated page with "Don't look at the enderman... Day1 Okay, about 2 days ago I looked at an enderman in Minecraft. It blazed after me as endermen do, and I killed it with my diamond sword. I was playing single player, so it shocked me when the chat box appeared saying "round two...." Me fucking scared as shit closed the window and went to the fourms and wrote this. I saw him for every ad... help me.... Day 2 I had a dream, I was running from him Day 7 He's seeping into my head... Am..." current
  • 11:1211:12, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,532 N Equivalent ExchangeCreated page with "It was Saturday night. I had snuck past my parents and I turned on my T.V. A show called "Full Metal Alchemist" was on. The beginning said the following: "Humankind cannot gain anything without first sacrificing something of equal value. That is alchemy's and the worlds first law." I was slightly curious as to what this meant. As that ended, the T.V. turned off automatically, and then I blacked out. When I woke up, I was in a strange room with markings all over it. The m..." current
  • 11:1011:10, 12 November 2022 diff hist −24 m Fable 2: Monk of Lightremoved Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 11:1011:10, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,543 N Fable 2: Monk of LightCreated page with "I borrowed Fable 2 from my neighbor and this is the story of the Monk of Light in the game of Fable 2. I was running through Brightwood and I saw a man running, so I chased after him, but he led me to a town exit. When I came out on the other side, he was no where in sight. A few hours later, I saw him in Bowerstone Market and, again, he led me to a town exit. At this point, I was getting a little suspicious. The next day, I had my friend over and I decided to play Fable..."
  • 11:0811:08, 12 November 2022 diff hist +10,080 N Frozen for the FutureCreated page with "Most of you who are reading this must of at least once in your life heard or seen from movies,commercials,TV shows and so on about freezing someone and unfreezing them in the future. People would think that you would be exactly how you were before you were freezed, you wouldn't haved aged a bit and you would still be you. Well have you heard of anybody trying that in real life? And not just a rumor or stupid internet videos? No? Okay, the story you are about to read migh..." current
  • 11:0511:05, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,810 N The Flintstones - Lost episodeCreated page with "People, since last month I started to believe that there are real Creepypastas, an example is this. This I'll tell you I never thought to tell today, this step does nothing more than 1 month or so. One Saturday afternoon I was with some friends in the street of my neighborhood, we were making some drinks and eating some cookies. Some girls were talking about college, in fact some were friends, not all, we were 5, and 3 of them friends of the university, Martin, Julian a..." current
  • 11:0011:00, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,443 N The GarageCreated page with "I used to love that garage. There always used to be a window in that garage. I used to see strange things. I saw a tall man with no face and people with masks on. They were always staring at me. But I used to see something that was far stranger. I used to call it Rover. It was so different because his mouth would stay inhumanly open for a long time. But I used to think it was funny. It was so funny. It loved my garage. It loved me. One day it asked me if it could come i..." current
  • 10:5610:56, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,812 N Do Not Dislike ItCreated page with "Guys, I've got a problem. Not a regular problem. This may be the worst thing that's ever happened to me. If you can help me, PLEASE DO. I guess I should give you some background information first. On the night before all this shit got started, I was browsing 4chan and 4chanPlus, like I always use to do. I went around on 4chan's /b and plus4chan's /a boards, but /b is the important part on this one. I was randomly clicking on some threads to see if they were funny. It wa..." current
  • 10:5310:53, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,514 N The Creepy BuildingCreated page with "In 1950, a new tower was built in Miami, Florida. It is the tallest tower in theworld, so tall it literally goes up to the sky. It is used to punish big timecriminals. No one comes out of it alive. The government calls it Big CriminalDestruction, but most people commonly refer to it as The Creepy Building. Out of all the other big time criminals, I am the only survivor of that horrifying building. Now, how did I become a big criminal, you ask? Well, It all started out w..." current
  • 10:5010:50, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,313 N Felix the EyepetCreated page with "One day I got a game called Eyepet. I thought it looked cute yet creepy. I uploaded the game on my PS3 i saw on the web how the game was you start out hatching the egg and then you play with toys and go places. This was not in my copy at all. First the game loaded and instumental music played then I was in a strange building that looked like some ruins I got to the egg part and the egg said if you get me break the blu-ray disk before its too late. I thought I should do i..." current
  • 10:4610:46, 12 November 2022 diff hist +21 Super Mario 0No edit summary current
  • 10:4510:45, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,006 N The HikeCreated page with "One day we went on a hike, but the trees did not look beautiful at all. Ghosts were everywhere, bugs were too. Thank goodness I had my bug spray on or else I would get bitten by mosquitos everywhere.7 minutes later, my cellphone ringed. It also said "You have a message from Jan." It said "See you in a few minutes." What did I expect? Every minute, a tree would fall down. At 5 minutes, I saw this person. It was my friend Jan...covered in blood? I decided there's maybe som..." current
  • 10:4410:44, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,122 N Her.exeCreated page with "It was a normal day, just like any other. I was browsing the internet for a crack for a game I had pirated. Searching, I came across a Japanese website, which I had to use a page translator to read. It was a very dull website, white background with black Times New Roman font. The translator must have been terrible because the crack descriptions rarely made any sense. I had typed the name of the game I had wanted to crack into the search bar, and it directed me to a very..." current
  • 10:4110:41, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,068 N GTA 4 HackerCreated page with "Hello, this is my first time on this site. I recently got GTA 4 for my Birthday. So later on in the day, I went to my friends house to share GTA 4 with him, because he loved anything about GTA. At one point, my friend turns to me, and says, "Close your eyes dude, I have a surprise for you." So I close my eyes, and my friend then tells me to open them. My friend had boughten me GTA 4: The Lost and Damned Addon! So we start up GTA 4, and we instantly get to play the lost a..." current
  • 10:4010:40, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,442 N HalphasCreated page with "In 2002 a women named Leslie Oaks living in salem massachuetts was in her house folding clothes like she would any other sunday. she looked out her bedroom window to see a figure out in her backyard. keep in mind that today as most other days in salem was quite foggy and cloudy so making out anything within ten feet of you was a challenge. She reported to see what apeared to be a seven foot tall man wearing a fedora making his way through her backyard very slow and patie..." current
  • 10:3710:37, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,182 N The Girl and The PaintingCreated page with "My story starts when I bought a new house. It was a nice old house with a private 3 acre lake and i got it cheap. When I got there i looked around inside. All was normal, until I got to the kitchen where on the wall across from the oven was this strange painting. It showed two people facing away so I could not se their faces, and they were behind bars like they were in jail.One had long hair and the other had short hair. There was something not right about this painting..." current
  • 10:3510:35, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,875 N Goodbye Toy StoryCreated page with "You know how Toy story has been the popularest movie of all time? They refused to make A couple of characters, making the movie at the time. for any details at the end of the storie, i can't do it because it is to hard to explain. i was once at pixar to say hello, and i found a computer file called: Toy story rejected toys. I clicked on it and there was so many rejects. The first movie was actualy ripped off of a 1910s' british film called: "The Broken Toy". Toy story w..." current
  • 10:3310:33, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,746 N Halo: Reach The Lost MapCreated page with "I was big fan of the game Halo:Reach. It was an amazing game, but not anymore. That damn game is done for me. It all began on the third of August. Me and my friend were simply Forging,when he told me that if he held down the start and up buttons at the same time,a secret map would be unlocked.It sounded cool,so I did the button input. It was called FORBIDDEN.MAP. We figured it was a test map,since Reach had been in the making for two years, although the name was odd...." current
  • 10:3110:31, 12 November 2022 diff hist +8,704 N GuttedCreated page with "It was the end of another hard day in my life. I entered my room. I looked up at my Russian flag above my bedroom. Thinking about how much better the world would be if the USSR won the cold war. I yawned. Realising how tired I was a went into my bed. A blanket of ice then smothered me as I began to shiver. I then reached for my red dressing gown, surely enough I began to heat up to a good temperature. I closed my eyes and settled down to sleep. Little did I know that thi..." current
  • 10:2810:28, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,208 N The Haunted CreepypastaCreated page with "THIS IS THE STORY OF A DAY WHERE THERE WAS ALL...no wait...this isn't a trollpasta I mean, I know you're not going to believe this, and you will close the page just now... but I'll post it here anyway...who knows, maybe someone will believe me, and you might also be able to help me It all started during my last day of work before the summer vacation: I was an intern at the HATERSGONNAHATE.inc; We hadn't much work to do, after all there was a spike in the suicide rate o..." current
  • 10:2610:26, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,760 N The Haunted BasketballCreated page with "I was always good in playing Basketball and especially spinning the Basketball on my finger. Because of the pressure on the finger and the friction, my old Ball would soon die, so I decided to get a new one. Grabbed my Cash, went to town walked into a sports store. But unfortunately I hadn't enough money to buy a proper Basketball. Thats when I saw him.... An old ass bum with some stuff in a box he was carrying. On the box was a sign labeled "Need da munay!!" Because..." current
  • 10:2410:24, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,442 N Metroid Prime: The EndCreated page with "Metroid Prime. It all started after I played through the game for the 10th time, something happened in the Wii that scratched my game so I did a technique to fix it. But it didn’t exactly fix the game, it made it worse. As I was going through the Phazon Core in the Impact Crater, there was a glitch in the game where whenever you destroyed a Metroid instead of getting a hyper bomb refill, you would get a green ball with a glowing, red, spark in the middle. Your charge..." current
  • 10:2210:22, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5,903 N Saki - Unknown EpisodeCreated page with "Hey, has anybody else heard of the anime Saki? For those of you uninformed, it was a sports anime that ran from around Spring 2009 to Autumn, 2009. It centered around the topic of high school girls and a few males playing riichi mahjong, an Asian boardgame. The original manga was written and illustrated by Ritz Koboyashi in February, 2006 before it was adapted into a television show. The show didn't market very well, especially in the United States for obvious reasons,..." current
  • 10:2010:20, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,562 N The Two PointsCreated page with "After a short while, I will finally tell everyone the truth... My name is Martin, I live in Estonia and I'm eleven years old. I go to the VKK school. It's a very nice school, though a lot of people hate school, I love school. Excluding one thing... going to school alone. Always having a phobia of the darkness, and since I started going to school, I was not alone My mother died twelve years ago, before I was even born. My father bought me to school, no matter how weir..." current
  • 10:1910:19, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,572 N 6th6th6thCreated page with "{{AN|None of this is true (of course)}} Just a normal morning, I had to get to school early for test makeup I ate my cereal and it tasted strange, not like normal Honey Nut Cheerios, it tasted spicy like I was eating a jalapeno pepper. On the way to school there was no traffic, no cars parked, no people in sight. I said to my mom "There's nobody around. That's strange." She said "It is" Just that, It wasn't like her, my mom talks a lot. When she dropped me off she said..." current
  • 10:1710:17, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,308 N Kayo's CurseCreated page with "To start off this creepypasta I would like to say that not only is this my first time posting a creepypasta but this is also a true story. I will not stray from the truth as I tell you this story. Kayo is a minor character in one of my favorite video games - The Legend of Zelda Phantom Hourglass. Even though Kayo is a good character and is relatively friendly in the game... I've had some odd experiences with him. Now for the story... It was 2008 and I had just gotten my..." current
  • 10:1310:13, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,293 N The Thum UrrCreated page with "{{AN|This wasn't all a dream of mine. But it was when I was barely awake when I felt, what "something" inside me called, "The Thum Urr". NONE of this is true, and it's just something that came to me as I was writing it. ALL characters are made up and ALL locations are made up. EVERYTHING IN THIS STORY IS MADE UP. I think you get the point.}} There was once a young, modern Native American man named Danny Roainoak. He lived on a reservation with his family and many other..." current
  • 10:0710:07, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5,950 N Tale of the CreeperCreated page with "Howard is a 17 year old junior in high school, who has a passion for Minecraft. Like most of us he has spent a countless number of hours creating and modding his Minecraft into the world he wants. One day he decides to create a new world without any mods to see how long he can last while playing in the mode hardcore. So he spawns in like usual, right away gathering wood and supplies to build his home. After about an hour or so Howard has a basic house with everything he..." current
  • 10:0410:04, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,820 N Slenderman ArmyCreated page with "I never believed in fairytales. Not even when I was a child. But something happened to me that was straight out of the X-Files. I was walking home from the store and I decided to cut through the woods. But of the corner of my eye to my right, I saw something moving. At first, I thought it was a trick of the light, so I kept going. But I kept seeing it every few steps. So finally, I stopped to see what the hell it was. At first, I saw tendrils moving. The first thing tha..." current
  • 10:0210:02, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,806 N Slenderman and the KnightCreated page with "The following was taken from a journal found in the ruins of a 16th century castle in Germany. Though it does not mention what battle is was, historical records indicate the Siege of Vienna of 1529. It has been translated for your convenience. {{email|The war took a toll on many of us. We pushed back the Ottoman Empire, a miracle. I never kept a journal before or during the war, but I feel as though I should. On the last days of the war, we thought that the Ottoman's w..." current
  • 09:5809:58, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,646 N Room 536Created page with "In Queens, New York, there is an apartment building called "The Dancing Devils". It has been told that at this apartment there have been murders, rapes, and random screams in rooms that no one was in. Go to this place at 6:43 PM exactly on the 4th Saturday of the month. Once you go in, there will be a blonde man at the counter who may look gay. His hair will be slicked back with way too much gel and he'll walk in a strange way that normal men don't. Go up to him and ask..." current
  • 09:5609:56, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,561 N The Murderous SpiritCreated page with "It's funny that children think that murder is such an easy task. They joke about the face of death because they know that they'll never have to face it head on. Playing with toy gun and plastic knifes on Halloween is the closest to real darkness as they'll get. None of them will have a childhood like mine... I was a mere kid when it began and when I'm done weaving my tale I must find a way to end it. I was born on a place called "The Hill", a place near the smog-filled..." current
  • 04:5204:52, 12 November 2022 diff hist +24 m Spongebob Season 1 Ending Plus Deleted Sceneadded Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
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  • 04:5104:51, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,261 N Sacred.exeCreated page with "Sacred.exe is a program that from 1999-2001 mysteriously appeared on user's desktops. When opened, the file shows several links to picture files that contain Masonic-like symbols. Nothing odd about that, only considering that each of the photographs have a somewhat odd background. In one of them, the background appeared to be an empty sofa which appears to be stained in blood, and one with the background being the picture of a man in mental-state. Each of the symbols wer..." current
  • 04:4904:49, 12 November 2022 diff hist +20 Puppets (Alternate Version)No edit summary
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  • 04:4804:48, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,141 N Puppets (Alternate Version)Created page with "{{see also|Puppets (Alternate Version)}} When I was just a kid my mom bought me a puppet its my present for my 7th birthday, I kinda like that puppet because his eyes, his lips, his nose, almost real and he's just like a real person to me. And not any person, but a best friend.So that day that puppet never left my hand... when I take a bath he's with me, smiling at the little soap bubbles I fling about, when I play in the playground he's there, going down the slide with..."
  • 04:4804:48, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,610 N PuppetsCreated page with "{{see also|Puppets (Alternate Version)}} When I was just a kid my mom bought me a puppet its my present for my 7th birthday, I kinda like that puppet because his eyes looks like real and he's just like a real person. So that day that puppet never left my hand, when I take a bath he's with me when I play in the playground he's there, and when im down he never left me. So as years come by, that puppet is just like turning into a human, when im sleeping he stares at me, an..." current
  • 04:4504:45, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,463 N The Secret Project GreyCreated page with "thumb|Dead Nadine and White Children. Me and my friend always work on differnt game projects and I test them. We always give the games code names. Figure Fighters Grey's code name was "Project Grey". This was the one that caused all of the problems... "Grey---'It all started when my friend sent me the secret project, "Project Grey". It started out normal, like the average RM2K3 game, starting the adventure in "Schiesk Town". It wasn't until I..." current
  • 04:4404:44, 12 November 2022 diff hist 0 N File:Horror char1.pngNo edit summary current
  • 04:4204:42, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5,652 N Shadow King CreepypastaCreated page with "It all started when I bought that game. I wish I never bought it, so none of this ever happened. Anyways, it all started when I was bored one day and wanted something new to do. I decided to go pick up a video game, and try to amuse myself with it. I was on my way to Gamestop, when I saw an old lady peddling games on the side of the road. On the sign next to her, it said: "The Best Games You'll Ever Play! They're Free, Too!" But I wish I never saw that sign, or that d..." current
  • 04:3804:38, 12 November 2022 diff hist −58 The Shadow WolfNo edit summary current
  • 04:3704:37, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,349 N The Shadow WolfCreated page with "As i've been always asleep in the dark. Crazy things have happened to me in my nightmarish bloodshot eyed sleep. Ok, as it was last night. I lived in the Rocky Mountains as of which I still do today.You know, hunting, watching wildlife. When that last night. My dreams were of being with the alpha pack. But later, I went to my refrigerator for some milk. But then back to my bed. Hearing snarls and growls from the bed. I looked under then CRRRRACKLE! Something was biting m..."
  • 04:3504:35, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,505 N The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald Lost EpisodeCreated page with "{{note|This is a fictional creepypasta written for entertainment purposes, don't take it seriously!}} A few months ago I was browsing eBay, just looking at things I remember from my childhood, but something caught my eye. Something I thought I'd never see in my life. It was the Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald, But this was different. This had, one of the rarest VHS tapes in existence, along with all the others. Nobody even knew if they still existed, but I hit the j..." current
  • 04:3104:31, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,449 N Shared SoulCreated page with "I used to work full time as a scientist, we would discuss all sorts of different things, Life & Death, Diseases, etc; so I had an idea, that if you killed someone, they would become a part of you, the only way to explain it was a shared soul. We decided to put it to the test, we had 3 people that "had nothing left to live for" be the subjects (they opted to come here themselves). After questioning them, We realized they were all murderers, I began to feel a bit uneasy..." current
  • 04:2804:28, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,608 N Shock the Murdered ShinxCreated page with "Shock was a friendly, docile, strong shinx. He went outside, leaving his trainer behind. He didn't that there was such a thing as evil trainers. He came up to a trainer holding an axe. The trainer began to laugh. Shock didn't know what the trainer wanted, so he bit the trainer. It didn't hurt the trainer, but it would get her attention. The trainer who always abused him. A Pokémon turned around to look down at the Shinx, biting her leg. "Look who's here," the traine..."
  • 04:2504:25, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5,329 N Skull.oggCreated page with "right|thumb|Evidence It will haunt me forever. In school I always remembered the purposes for writing. But I remembered them because there were only two I used: to entertain, and to express feelings. This piece of writing is to express thoughts and feelings. And the feelings I’m expressing are negative. Have you ever felt like the world’s almost over? That’s the way I feel as I write this. It was a rainy night. All of the power was..." current
  • 04:2404:24, 12 November 2022 diff hist 0 N File:Evidence1234567890.pngNo edit summary current
  • 04:1904:19, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,770 N Slendy's RomanceCreated page with "Everyone knows of Slenderman, the Rake, and Jeff the Killer, right? 3 of the most badass creepypasta villains ever. Well, it may be a bit of a shocker, but they do actually exist. Don't worry though, they're only as bad as you make them out to be, in fact they are actually very human. True, they do kill and kidnap people, and Slenderman's a bit of a pedo, but hey, nobody's perfect, right? And they're actually pretty cool dudes, as long as they aren't trying to dismember..." current
  • 04:1504:15, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1 Sonic 2006 CreepyPastaNo edit summary current
  • 04:1504:15, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5,713 N Sonic 2006 CreepyPasta - The AfterMathCreated page with ""I never played a Sonic game since..." I'll never forget what happened that day. Not long after, a few days later, i was telling my friends about that incident. They didn't believe me. I then said: "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?! THIS IS TRUE!!!" After school, i went home, only to find my window open. I saw on the floor a game. It was green, so it was an XBOX game.The disc had a note saying: If you see this, then i know it's you, Conor! --Sonic Oh, fuck no. Not this..." current
  • 04:1504:15, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,074 N Sonic 2006 CreepyPastaCreated page with "Do you remember that stupid-ass game called Sonic The Hedgehog for XBOX 360/PS3? Well, here's what happened to me... I went to a car boot sale and saw a blank PS3 case. I turned it around and looked at the disc. It had a picture of Sonic with red eyes. I thought: "WTH?" I asked "How much is this Sonic Game?" "£2.50.", the owner awnsered. So I bought this game. I then went home and put the game in the PS3. When it finished updating, I heard a laugh. It sounded like a m..."
  • 04:1104:11, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,276 N SpongeBob CreepypastaCreated page with "Lost Episode creepypastas are usually fake, unlike this one. What I say in this story is real, and if you don't believe it, you might as well just leave; this isn't for you. But to all who have the guts to stay, reader's discretion is advised. This whole thing starts on a rainy night when I got bored. I love creepypasta, I think it's amazing. But I never dreamed that it would happen to me. I never dreamed that I wanted something like that to happen to me. That's why I n..." current
  • 04:1004:10, 12 November 2022 diff hist +22 m Regular Show Lost Episode: Mordecai and Rigbyadded Category:Old Shit using HotCat current
  • 04:1004:10, 12 November 2022 diff hist +56 Regular Show Lost Episode: Mordecai and RigbyNo edit summary
  • 04:0804:08, 12 November 2022 diff hist +55 Zelda: Night of PainNo edit summary current
  • 04:0504:05, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,191 N Spongebob Season 1 Ending Plus Deleted SceneCreated page with "I figured out that the lost episode I wrote about was made by a wacko that used to work at Nickelodeon Studios, who now is in a mental hospital. I figured this out years ago. This lost episode is true, and is Hillinburg made! My friend, who got to go on a trip to Nickelodeon Studios, stole a VHS tape of a lost episode that was supposed to end the first season! This also came with a deleted scene. He showed me the tape with him first hand. The lost episode I wrote came a..."
  • 04:0304:03, 12 November 2022 diff hist +69 SRMTHFG Lost Episode: Antauri's SuicideNo edit summary current
  • 04:0204:02, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,948 N SRMTHFG Lost Episode: Antauri's Suicide Part 2Created page with "I forgot to mention something about the previous story I wrote about "Antauri's Suicide". Apparently, that wasn't the entire episode I watched of it. There was actually a second part of the episode. 2 days after I saw "Antauri's Suicide", I dared myself to watch it again. I couldn't stand seeing his face looking like that, all sad and bleeding tears. I was so overwhelmed after I saw the second part of that horrible episode of SRMTHFG. I watched the first part of the ep..." current
  • 03:5603:56, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,985 N The Strange ComputerCreated page with "Not long ago, I went to the Ceaser Creek Fleamarket in Ohio. Bored and upset about my laptop that I have had for 3 years died, I walked around with my family until they told me that I could wonder around while they go to a new section of the flea market. My parents told me to meet them back outside in 45 minutes, because they did not want to wait long. Anyways, I was walking around and came upon a sign while walking that said "Brand New!: Carl's Computer Surplus Section..." current
  • 03:5503:55, 12 November 2022 diff hist +24 m Strange Herobrineadded Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 03:5503:55, 12 November 2022 diff hist +24 m Strange Noisesadded Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 03:5203:52, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,052 N Strange HerobrineCreated page with "I was just clipping together some last moment touches on my Blocko house, when suddenly, every block disappeared and the house was replaced with a giant statue of Herobrine. (Herobrine is a default Minecraft character with no pupils). As I had never seen anything like this through my entire history of Blockland, I IRC‘d Left 4 Dead Noob and he said I was pulling his leg, so I let him visit and when he spawned he saw the truth. He said that I needed to clear all bricks,..."
  • 03:5003:50, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,063 N Strange NoisesCreated page with "One Day I Was Playing Minecraft. I Started a New World And built a house. So Then I Started hearing noises of blocks being placed and distroyed. I Knew I Didn't Have Mods And I Reasoned Out Herobrine. So I Said To Myself "What The Fuck?". I Saw A Pig Fall Out Of Nowhere Then I Got killed Out Of Nowhere. I Respawned And I Fell Into A One Block Wide Hole Into The Void. When I Respawned Again I Was In The Nether. I Saw Herobrine With An Army Of Skeletons. (Not A Tro..."
  • 03:4903:49, 12 November 2022 diff hist +22 Super Mario 64: The Not-So Normal VersionNo edit summary current
  • 03:4603:46, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,921 N Terraria - Underneath HellCreated page with "Hi there! I am here to talk about the horrors that are underneath hell in Terraria. Many people travel deep underground to find that the screen will stop scrolling downwards. One day after, gathering as much hellstone as I could, I decided to travel deep under the Ash Blocks that conseal the secrets. I grabbed some obsidian and made a full kit of Molten gear. Armour (I had Gold Armour too) and Tools. I also found the Sunfury and made a Night's Edge. My friends told me..." current
  • 03:4403:44, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,026 N Terraria Bear-ManCreated page with "This is a true tale of a bizarre terraria thing, kinda like a wear wolf only a bear. Weeks ago I discovered an awesome game similar to Minecraft known as Terraria. The games pretty fun, but can also get very boring. Well it began after surviving a Zombie and Demon infested night, the usual morning, chop, chop, dig, dig, slash slash. But I noticed something at the very bottom of my screen, there was a cave I had previously explored and filled with torches and standing..." current
  • 03:4203:42, 12 November 2022 diff hist +24 m The Remake Paradoxadded Category:Shortpasta using HotCat current
  • 03:4103:41, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,327 N Terraria Haunted GameCreated page with "You know that famous game, Terraria? Well i've been waiting for it a long time and finnaly it come out but since i dont like steam that much i searched on youtube for some free copys of terraria, I saw a video named ''Terraria free download (no torrents) (plus all the best items on start)'' Wow when i saw that video i clicked it without a doubt,Well wrong choice.Anyways the download was 4 GB and i was a bit worried since a game can't have that much GB Oh atleast for a 16..." current
  • 03:4003:40, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,437 N The Remake ParadoxCreated page with "Have you ever thought that maybe when gamefreak make remakes of certain games, They find the idea good enough to send to the past...? According to the morphogenetic field theory, you could send thoughts & information telepathically & across time. Through this, perhaps after they made the remake, they sent it to the past by accessing the field and transferring information, and made more money off of the remake in the future. But by doing this, they would have to ma..."
  • 03:3603:36, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,045 N Turok 64Created page with "I love turok. My first words were I'm turok. I have every turok game made. Or so i thought. This statement brings me back 1 year ago..... It was a lonely summer day. My parents were gone on vacation in the Bahamas. My Brother was hanging out with friends down the block. Sister with her friends in Indianapolis (we live in Indiana). I'm alone at my house with nothing to do but watch T.V. My computer was suffering from hard drive damage so i sent it in to a local computer..." current
  • 03:3403:34, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,156 N Under the Bed....Created page with ""Oh god she's coming!" "Just stay still and be soundless.." "But she's almost here!" "Shut up!" "AHHHH!!!" "SHIT SHIT SHIT! GET AWAY FROM ME!". These were the last words of two girls named Keyla and Desiree before they disappeared. Their mother claimed that this was what they said. It all happened in the late 1960's. There was a high number of kidnapping at that time. Many of the kidnappers were found and arrested. But of course some were still on the loose. People belie..." current
  • 03:3203:32, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,794 N Wonderful MeatCreated page with "It had all started the day I walked into my favorite butcher shop that is a block away from my home, to purchase some finely sliced meat for a barbecue. Being a regular customer at the butcher shop, I had made a few friends. Sometimes I would even get discounts on the purchases I made. I walked inside and I realized that my one of my friends, Ron, was no longer there. I had known Ron for about three months. I stood waiting at the cash register longing for a conversation,..." current
  • 03:2803:28, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,930 N Was It Real?Created page with "'''5/3/2010 13:27 PM.''' If I’m right, this all started two years ago, during August, I just wish I could make sence of this. I really want to make sence of this... Of all of this… Since that day, my life has never been the same. I was sleeping around a friends house during August, it was during the summer holidays. My friend, Jake lived in London, about 5 streets away from Leicester Square. I stayed there for long periods of time due to that I lived in Scotland, I..." current
  • 03:2603:26, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,750 N The Worst Part Of Waking UpCreated page with "You wake up in a field, the wind blowing the tall, sepiatone grass about your face. You sit up and scratch the back of your head. Funny, it's silent. You'd think that the wind would be whistling in your ear, but no. Just deafening silence. You pull yourself to your feet and check your pockets. Nothing. No cell phone, no iPod, nothing. Is the sun setting or rising? You can't tell, all you can say is that it's causing a dim, eerie lighting. But, what's this? There's no sh..." current
  • 03:2403:24, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,471 N Xtranormal Movie Maker CreepypastaCreated page with "Prolouge: Hey guys, do you know what the "Xtranormal Movie Maker" is? It's a movie maker that could make you 3-D movies (Sucks because it used to be BETA, but it's not free anymore). Xtranormal was a YouTube's create partner (Along with "Go!Animate, "Stupflix", ect.) Well I make Xtranormal movies online to share on YouTube. Well I DON'T use Xtranormal anymore for a reason, thats why i'm going to tell a story that happened a week ago. Story: I was bored on YouTube, nothin..." current
  • 03:2303:23, 12 November 2022 diff hist +22 Adventure Time: The LastNo edit summary current
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  • 03:1903:19, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,319 N Link's SuicideCreated page with "As a child, the only thing I would ever play was the Legend of Zelda. Nowadays, all I can think of when I see a Zelda game is, why? It all started one day after I sold my Wii for an Xbox 360. It was exciting to play Minecraft with my friends, but I quickly started missing Zelda, slashing away at Moblins and killing Ganondorf. One day, I got some money and went to Gamestop to buy a Wii. Instead of buying Twilight Princess or Skyward Sword, I just got a points card and d..."
  • 03:1603:16, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,286 N Past HelpCreated page with "These are the diary entries found from the computer of Jordan Breen. Tutor at [REDACTED] Science Academy. __NOTOC__ ==Wednesday 5th Jul 2004== This morning I woke up and read for a few minutes, during which I felt uneasy and had a feeling that someone was watching me. After taking a few steps down the feeling grew until I looked to my right and my cat was watching from the desk. The feeling faded and i went into the kitchen for breakfast. While eating the cheap cereal..." current
  • 03:1303:13, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,297 N Spongebob, lost episodeCreated page with "About 2 years ago I was sitting on the couch in my living room watching TV. It was about 12:00am and I was getting tired. I started to scroll through the channels to see if anything was on that I would stay awake for. When I got to channel 100, I was about to turn of the TV when I accedently pressed the up button and the channel changed to 101. This was weird because my TV only went up to 100, it never went to anything higher than that. I switched to the channel and the..." current
  • 03:1103:11, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,151 N Xbox 720Created page with ""BOOM!! NEW XBOX RELEASED!!! COME BUY AT GAMESTOP NOW!!! RARE LIMITED PRICE!!!" The words the Tv spurted out at me where true, but then again, At this time, i think to myself, why would they realease it? didn't they know ''who ''made it? All of you are wondering, "Really, Who made it?" And some of you are saying, "Microsoft, Durrrr." But no, Microsoft didn't make this Xbox, Who made the xbox was a group of - ''shit they found me, ''I can't tell you more, Just read the..."
  • 03:0703:07, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,449 N 12:37Created page with "I awoke in a cold sweat. After throwing my soaked bedsheets aside, I arose from my bed, knowing I wouldn't sleep again after my most recent nightmare. I don't consider myself frightened easily by them, especially since I have an odd knack of knowing when I am in a dream. But this time it was different. The dream began with me standing in a dimly lit residential street, one I recognised but could not remember from where or when. The scene was devoid of any color, save th..." current
  • 03:0503:05, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,123 N You Can't Handle the TruthCreated page with "...Where am I? That was the first question I asked myself as I woke up in a pitch black room. I looked around and what I saw frightened me beyond belief. I saw red bloodshot eyes, almost watery. I didn't know what to do, so I simply ran into the blackness until I stumbled and seemingly tripped into a hole. I passed out, only to awaken in a long, white hallway with flickering lights. It seemed familiar in some way, but how? I have surely never been here before. I looked..." current
  • 03:0003:00, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,664 N You May Call Me ChessCreated page with "Something is different, just not the same. The man in my window, he isn't friendly yet, he isn't mean either. He’s just...there. Everyone else is so afraid of him, but I don’t know why. When I look at him, I see darkness as deep as the ocean, but not a consuming darkness. The tendrils that he uses, to steal people away, they are made of this darkness. But it is merely strength. He does not wish to cause unnecessary harm to anyone, but there are some who need this. I..." current
  • 02:5902:59, 12 November 2022 diff hist +845 N You Should Fear SleepCreated page with "You should fear sleep. Why? I'll tell you. Did you know that 30% of all dreams are those cripplingly, horrible nightmares? The same ones that make you wake up, screaming and drenched in sweat? Even worse, there's a 50% chance that each time you ''have'' that dream, you'll have trouble coming out of it? Yup. That means that you'll be stuck in your very own version of hell, and there's no way out. Then, on top of this, you may experience sleep paralysis. This means that y..." current
  • 02:5802:58, 12 November 2022 diff hist +902 N Your LifeCreated page with "What if I told you that your life was fake and everything around you was a lie? What if I told you that everyone around you were just existing to keep you sane? What if I told you that your very existence is just to dream this ongoing life until the next person is selected in the game that is your imagination? And what if I told you that everyone around you is actually a copy of you but you are blind to their very look and feel and only see and feel the feelings prese..." current
  • 02:5402:54, 12 November 2022 diff hist +5,001 N Your Time Is UpCreated page with "{{AN|Just as a side note, I don't hate Banjo Kazooie, and this story was written in good fun, also keep in mind that this is my first creepypasta story, enjoy!}} This story that I am about to tell you is 100 percent true, not a hoax of any kind. It all started one summer day after school, I had just gotten home from school. My parents were away for the evening, probably going out for a night on the town with their friends, so I had the entire night to myself. I had si..." current
  • 02:5102:51, 12 November 2022 diff hist +26 N YourNext . exeRedirected page to YourNext.exe current Tag: New redirect
  • 02:5102:51, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,086 N YourNext.exeCreated page with "Now to start off, I have always been a big fan of indie games, such as Minecraft, Slender, and Super Meat Boy. I will not give you the link to this document for the safety of your sanity. It was an average day, I was just scouring round the internet for any freeware for my new laptop I'd just bought (my old one overheated), when I found something interesting. It was a seemingly obscure foreign website. I cannot give out the name of this website as it has been shut down..." current
  • 02:4902:49, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,226 N Yourself Killed YourselfCreated page with "''Crack, creak'' Your bedroom was the most uncomfortable place ever, it had shattered windows, paint-peeled walls and a creaking door. It was located in the attic of your house, which meant it had an unfortunate amount of spiders. More insects however infested your bedroom, some with diseases as powerful as death, some carrying infections which tortured you as if 10,000 hot knives were stuck into you. As usual, you had a dreamless and sleepless night tonight, you glar..." current
  • 02:4702:47, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,104 N Yoshi Mustn't Be TrustedCreated page with "? I get scared easily, but I love Creepypastas :/ Ah, Yoshi's island. On of the best (my opinion) Mario spinoffs. Fuck Mario parties, we are talking about baby Mario riding colorful Yoshis. What's not to love about it? I just recently dug up my cartridge, and the flashback was brilliant. Sitting on my bed all day, playing Yoshi's Island, just like playing Kirby today! This game made my impression on Mario. I started playing the game. The first thing I noticed was that..." current
  • 02:4602:46, 12 November 2022 diff hist +3,063 N YouTube Ultimate BugCreated page with "YouTube, my favorite site on the internet. I go on it every day, But today something completely freaky happened. I was innocently looking up PewDiePie, Yogscast, Tobuscus, etc (I am a gamer, in case you didn't already guess) and then I went to my home page. I saw something: it was a Know Your Meme video about Ancient Aliens. So out of my curiosity I clicked on it. First of all, the first two seconds froze up and lagged my computer; a 3.0 GHz processor lagged by such an..." current
  • 02:4402:44, 12 November 2022 diff hist +1,845 N Young WishesCreated page with "You know when you were young and you threw coins in wishing wells and other crazy stuff to get your heart's desire? As you grew older you realized that that was sheer NONSENSE. You may have been wrong... Most people that actually have their wish granted use it for evil. Jeff actually got his wish granted. He wished he could kill EVERYONE that got in his way. You might turn out like Jeff, or my old friend, Daniel. I will tell you in first-person perspective his wishes...." current
  • 02:4202:42, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,147 N Yu-Gi-Oh! Darklord DEATHCreated page with "So, I was your average fourteen year-old duelist until recently, and on the first day, I went out for a brisk jog. I come back to a slightly ajar door, and I went to check my room. I found nothing, and lay down to watch TV. I have a strange habit, I know, but I like to hold one of my Yu-Gi-Oh! decks. (For comfort, you know. I came back to a seemingly changed house!) I went and got my Darklord Fairy Deck with all 6 darklords. It's my pride and joy. I was looking through..." current
  • 02:4102:41, 12 November 2022 diff hist +6,744 N Yu-Gi-Oh! Killer MachineCreated page with "Hey. I play the Yu-Gi-Oh card game and the PKMN card game. I'm usually kind of lucky with my card pack openings. (Got a Mew EX on my first Dragons Exalted pack.) But, there was one card that I feel was most definitely unlucky. It's name was Killer Machine. You see, every time a new card pack comes out, the day it comes out, I usually buy about 5 of them...sometimes more. So what I did was I went to Target and looked for a new pack. It was ''Photon Shockwave'', if I reme..." current
  • 02:3802:38, 12 November 2022 diff hist +4,832 N Yu-Gi-Oh! Spirit KillerCreated page with "My name is Daniel, and I play a LOT of video games. This is a story of something horrible that happened to me once. After such a long time I finally decided to share it with everyone. I was just walking down the street to get some soda when I saw a DS game in a dumpster. The game was Yu-Gi-Oh! GX: Spirit Caller. Me and my brothers were huge fans of Yu-Gi-Oh and watched the anime, read the manga and of course played the official trading card game. Playing with my brothe..." current
  • 02:3602:36, 12 November 2022 diff hist +2,755 N QuantumCreated page with "This was an incident-less trip until then for the airnaught HEAS Praetorian. Captain sir Alan Magnant of Lutecia stood on the deck watching the immensity of the sky. His greatest sin was pride and his greatest virtue was pride His air ship was the pride of all the Holy Britannic Republic and himself was a multi-decorated officer. So it was with a bit of bore than the captain considered this flight. But in the life he was living, boringness is bliss. While he was on this..." current

11 November 2022

  • 11:4211:42, 11 November 2022 diff hist +3,392 N Headmaster at the CIA (Cock Inspection Agency)Created page with "{{NSFW}} What I'm about to reveal to you is TOP SECRET SPECIAL CONTROLLED INFORMATION (ts/Sci) and should not be overlooked as I wish for the public to have a bit more knowledge on what we really do in the CIA aka, Cock Inspection Agency. I have worked hard for the past 69 years to develop the highest tech cameras to put into men's urinals. In the near future we hope to be able to install our software in the background systems of every phone produced for even more cock..." current
  • 11:3711:37, 11 November 2022 diff hist +3,677 N Rant About Anime MemesCreated page with "To find out why anime memes simply aren’t funny, we must first find out why memes are funny. Some memes are a reference to a certain franchise, which tend to receive a great response from a specific group of people, usually the ones who are into the franchise. These include Star Wars memes and Reddit memes. These memes also sometimes have a relatable topic (eg: when you stub your toe with a picture of a screaming Elon musk or something idk) that makes other people thin..." current
  • 11:3711:37, 11 November 2022 diff hist 0 m Not Very Grammatical (Copypasta)No edit summary current
  • 11:3511:35, 11 November 2022 diff hist +795 N Not Very Grammatical (Copypasta)Created page with "That was not very grammatical. I do not respect that. First of all, you did not use the proper punctuation to end your message, which should be the "full stop", also known as a "period". Second of all, you used the wrong form of "your" in the message you sent me. Third, and lastly, you capitalized all the letters in your sentence, which makes me personally wish to gouge my eyes out with a spoon. Please revise these heinous grammatical errors, or I will be forced to remem..."
  • 11:2511:25, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,458 N Mug Root BeerCreated page with "I love mug root beer. It is my life. I literally drink nothing but mug root beer. I pour mug root beer on everything I eat. I carry 5 cans of mug root beer up my ass when I go places. (Mostly I only go outside to get more mug root beer when I’m out of it) I shower in literally nothing but mug root beer. My wife and kids are dead because they dared to insult mug root beer. They said I have a “problem” and need “help”. Foolish non mug believers. After they said t..." current
  • 11:2211:22, 11 November 2022 diff hist +20 Imagine a DreamNo edit summary current
  • 11:2211:22, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,756 N Imagine a DreamCreated page with "Imagine you were in a dream and someone came up to you with a thousand dollars. He told you to go to sleep, so you do because he has tremendous wealth and you have no choice to obey. And then you get the thoughts, hey, I want to play some video games - so you disobey the man. Without thinking of the consequences, you boot up Pokemon red on your million dollar gaming pc. Sitting on your bed with no clothes on, you realize that this wasn't real. This was a fake copy of Pok..."
  • 11:1811:18, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,550 N The Story of WogaloCreated page with "Let me tell you the story of Wogalo. One day, SpongeBob was at the Krusty Krab, when he noticed a mysterious customer at the front door. He was very large and circular. He introduced himself as "Wog". He ordered 63 octillion Krabby Patties and 2 salads. SpongeBob made his order in a couple of hours. Wog was so nice to SpongeBob he came over to his house and told him his name was actually Wogalo. SpongeBob said, "That is a very nice name you got there!" Shortly after, Spo..." current
  • 11:1511:15, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,320 N Dear TeacherCreated page with "Dear teacher, I'm sorry I'm not able to turn in my homework today. The reason is quite simple and also quite horrifying. You see, my dog ate my homework. I know what you're thinking. How could a dog eat a homework assignment? Well, let me tell you. It was no ordinary dog. It was a giant, slavering beast with teeth the size of steak knives. And it was hungry. I came home from school yesterday to find the house in disarray. Furniture was overturned, dishes were broken,..." current
  • 11:1011:10, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,110 N The Long, Hard JourneyCreated page with "We’ll need to catch the Schlong Train from Penis Valley to Cock Rock which is situated just north of Bigdick Docks and hop aboard the S.S. Phallus and set sail on the Wangprick Sea and stop for supplies at Toolmember Isles and then depart in the morning for Johnsonberg and along the way we might bump into the infamous pirate ship of Captain Knob Dongplonker but we’ll survive with minimal casualties and press onward only stopping to rest at Peckerpizzle Shores and the..." current
  • 11:0811:08, 11 November 2022 diff hist +2,137 N Ball Removal OperationCreated page with "{{NSFW}} Once the balls are removed, the body will adapt and pee will be stored in the shaft, eventually. Naturally the body will heal, and once the body realizes its urine storing facilities have been removed, it will heal the area after being applied with antiseptic and stitching. After about three months, the groin area will send a hormonal signal to the brain, informing it of a bodily loss. In sequence, the body will reroute the piss to the shaft. This gives it a f..." current
  • 11:0411:04, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,545 N Eating Shit CopypastaCreated page with "This was around 3 years ago. It was a dark and cold night, nobody was home (my parents were on holiday). I was in charge of taking care of the family dog (a 200 pound Pit bull called Cletus). Anyways, I got to my usual stuff, gaming, scrolling through social media when all of a sudden, Cletus, (the family Pitbull) took one gigantic, heaping shit on my bedroom floor. I was in awe, shock, I had no idea Cletus was even remotely capable of excreting such a large amount of f..." current
  • 11:0111:01, 11 November 2022 diff hist +858 N Ned Flanders Dirty TalkCreated page with "Now Homer, Let's say you've been a bad-diddly boy. Let's say, hypothetically, you've been a naughty-diddly neighborino even. Ok, and if you were a naughty-diddly neighborino you would be my dirty-diddly little slutterino right? Then hypothetically speaking, you would be my little cumslutterino. Now, let's say you're also daddy Flanders' big-diddly boy. Now that we have established that you are both a bad-diddly boy and daddy Flanders' big-diddly boy, I believe you'd agr..." current
  • 10:5810:58, 11 November 2022 diff hist −41 Slenderman has a new jobNo edit summary current
  • 10:5810:58, 11 November 2022 diff hist +38 N AI generated "creepypasta"TrollpastaBot moved page AI generated "creepypasta" to Slenderman has a new job current Tag: New redirect
  • 10:5810:58, 11 November 2022 diff hist 0 m Slenderman has a new jobTrollpastaBot moved page AI generated "creepypasta" to Slenderman has a new job
  • 10:5410:54, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,461 N Children SupremacyCreated page with "As a kid myself, I often dream about an utopia where kids control the world and there are no filthy ad*lts. Kids are the supreme race of humanity, we are more intelligent than inferior ad*lts, we are the ones who created agriculture and civilization, we established the foundations of science, we are superior. Ad*lts are stupid subhumans, corrupted by a thousand forms of greed, they are responsible for ALL wars and conflicts on earth. Ad*lts are the biggest blunders of ev..." current
  • 10:5210:52, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,896 N Down BadCreated page with "I am down badly. My body collapses on the floor, as if gravity became a hundred times stronger. I am down awfully. The floor can't hold me any longer, I fall through the roof of my downstairs neighbor, smashing into the kitchen table where a few seconds ago a fine vase, gifted by a long dead grandma, is shattered to bits. I am down terribly. The shattered vase burrows itself in my skin and flesh as I destroy the ground and fall into the sewer. It smells weirdly familia..." current
  • 10:4210:42, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,149 N Number 3Created page with "The most embarrassing thing happened today. For context, whenever I have to go to the restroom in class I tell my teacher whether I’m going number one of number two so they can get a decent sense of how long I’ll be away. Ok, nothing wrong with that. So for the past few years I’ve been doing that, but there is a problem. Every time I have to take a crap and a piss at the same time, I’d tell the teacher “I have to go number 3” (because going number 1 plus numb..." current
  • 10:4110:41, 11 November 2022 diff hist +2,419 N Potatoes Are AmazingCreated page with "Ah potatoes. Freshly farmed from many countries, many states and many cities, there is a reason it is one of the most well known and commonly grown crops in the world. There are several delicious treats that can be created from potatoes. If you are in the mood for a nice crunchy snack, go ahead and have some potato chips, carved to perfection by urschel’s handcrafted machinery. In the mod for something of a more chewy description? Look no longer, as tater tot’s and h..." current
  • 10:3710:37, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,526 N Mainstream Party CopypastaCreated page with "I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than supporting a mainstream party. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are caring about, donating to, advocating for and putting hope in a political party for at least one election cycle solely so it can go and give your money to Israel, Ukraine, various special interests, and large corporations. All the hard work you put into your righteous little party - posting about it on social media, making donations during..." current
  • 10:3510:35, 11 November 2022 diff hist +928 N Weed Is No Big Deal CopypastaCreated page with "People act like weed is no big deal, but just like anything else that is a drug, too much of a good thing becomes "not good" anymore. I used to be a morning-to-night pot smoker; it got so bad my wife left me because I was spending all our money on the devil's lettuce. That, and hardcore pornography. Things really went south one night when I was packing a bowl and she caught me partying with the live scorpions in my pants pockets I used to live with back then, and she fin..." current
  • 10:3110:31, 11 November 2022 diff hist +808 N Popcorn and HentaiCreated page with "I need your professional opinion upon a subject of concern. I was minding my own business, as one does, when I was hit with an epiphany which I am unsure about how to feel. Would popcorn and hentai be the ultimate combination or the greatest nightmare? Trying to find an answer I wracked my brain, but alas! I found naught. Feeling somewhat disheartened I sent a direct message to Aaron, asking him to peer review my idea. As it turned out, he has yet to come online. With th..." current
  • 10:2710:27, 11 November 2022 diff hist +2,200 N No Nut November Needs to StopCreated page with "{{NSFW}} No nut November (NNN) is akin to hardcore dieting, it’s a short-term endeavor that may result in temporary change, but in the end, you’ll go right back to your old habits. So then, what is the point of NNN? Is it to reach an ethereal plane in which we can become our own masters? Is it to obtain grand mastery of the mystic arts by retaining all the sexual energy within our bodies? Or, is it simply to remind ourselves of the shitty lives with live, without th..." current
  • 10:2610:26, 11 November 2022 diff hist +1,012 N 4chan /fit/ CopypastaCreated page with "I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I could be identified based on my scars (used to be involved with a fight club, stabbed multiple times) and my gang affiliated tattoos from when I spent 10 years in one of the toughest prisons in the country (I'm probably, in the top priority list of the FBI right now) I know your type, though. You think because you can squat and deadlift heavy that you're a big guy with an impressive physique. I have built plenty..." current
  • 10:2410:24, 11 November 2022 diff hist −50 m The Pope Exists in the Cars Universeremoved Category:Pages with grammar that doesn't suck using HotCat current
  • 10:2410:24, 11 November 2022 diff hist +2,349 N The Pope Exists in the Cars UniverseCreated page with "in cars 2, there is a shot where a car Pope can clearly be seen. this means the Catholic Church exists in the car universe, which means Christianity is a thing in the cars universe, which means car Jesus was a thing. Jesus Chrysler died for the sins of cars. however - this opens many more questions. do other religions exist in the cars universe? is there a car muhammad? a car buddha? car hinduism? are there gods like car zeus and whatnot? also, if christianity exists, th..."

10 November 2022

  • 04:0804:08, 10 November 2022 diff hist +1,335 N Ghosting CopypastaCreated page with "I fucking hate you, like why do you ghost me in the first place? You are scared of me, huh?! Yeah clearly, you are scared. You are such a coward that I bet that you aren't even reading this message. You don't want to read it cause you know that if you do you'll end up being so afraid that you'll end up pissing on yourself. You don't want to make your pants dirty because you know well that these are the only one you got cuz your only parent (your mother) is so poor that s..." current
  • 04:0304:03, 10 November 2022 diff hist −2 "Kirby" WHY?No edit summary current
  • 03:5203:52, 10 November 2022 diff hist +4,530 N The 4chan PostCreated page with "I’m a 15-year old boy, who lives in USA, Texas. Some days ago, I was grounded for having bad grades at school and for punching a boy in the school corridor. My parents locked me inside the basement with only a bed, a chair, a table and a bit of a chocolate bar. Now, my parents didn’t know that I had my laptop under the basement’s bed. But, the laptop had almost no battery. It had only few minutes of usage left and I didn’t have anything to charge it. I turned on..." current
  • 03:5003:50, 10 November 2022 diff hist +22 m The 4chan Ghostadded Category:Old Shit using HotCat current
  • 03:4603:46, 10 November 2022 diff hist +21 N 3:43 a.m.Redirected page to 3:43 AM current Tag: New redirect
  • 03:4603:46, 10 November 2022 diff hist +3,317 N 3:43 AMCreated page with "He's there again, I know he is, I can hear him, breathing harshly. It was so quiet, I could hear his eye lids bat. I looked outside, I saw him. Starring right into my eyes, I feel like crying every time, although I know it'll happen multiple times after, night after night. I just don't know how I know he's there, every time, wake up at exactly 3:43AM, and sense his presents, subliminally reminding me he's there. I'll look outside for a few minutes, and he's there. Look..."

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