"How dare you smoke" Copypasta

How fucking dare you? How dare you? Sir, how the fuck did you dare to do such a thing‽ No, how fucking dare you? This is everyone's air, sir. Not just yours, sir. This is everyone's fucking air, sir. How dare y- No, how fucking dare you do such a thing on our beautiful planet? You are ruining the air, dear sir. How do you like the icebergs melting, sir? How the fuck would you like that, sir. Do you not like penguins, you little shit? How the absolute fuck do you not like penguins, sir? How the absolute fucking shit do yo- What about the bears, huh? What about the fuccccking bears? Do you not like the damn bears? They will rip open your chest and take out your blackened, cancerous lungs and eat them will staring into your demonic eyes. That fucking cigarette will flood this entire city, sir. We ain't gonna put you on a lifeboat, sir. You will sit there and watch the water flood around you because decided to enjoy a fucking cigarette. Leave any more cigarette butts on the floor, sir, for the birds to eat, and I'll shove them all up your ass. How would you like that, sir, how the fuck would you like that, huh? Fucking smokers ruining the world!

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