"IdleTulip"

First Day

*PizzaCerulean enters the chat*

His friends, DubaiRock and EiffelCroissant were there.

PizzaCerulean: Hello my peoples.

EiffelCroissant: Hey man!

DubaiRock: Yo skid.

EiffelCroissant: I just got yelled at by my dad. Luckily I'm not grounded.

PizzaCerulean: Come across that too.

PizzaCerulean: Yeah, it's traumatizing. You're lucky.

DubaiRock: I have a new computer because my other one had stupid viruses.

PizzaCerulean: Anyway. I'd like to do random stuff on YouTube but I've been banned due to "violation of the Community Guidelines".

*IdleTulip joins the server*

It was a very mysterious user. Its avatar was black. Not much to say until we progress into this story.

PizzaCerulean: And I really wasn't expecting someone to join us.

IdleTulip: why think door

EiffelCroissant: What does that MEAN!?

IdleTulip: why think door why think about window

The chat window turned somewhat black.

IdleTulip: why slam it why think door window must floor toys

*PizzaCerulean, DubaiRock, and EiffelCroissant were banned from the server*

*The server has closed*

The Next Day

*PizzaCerulean, DubaiRock, and EiffelCroissant have made a new server*

PizzaCerulean: Okay I didn't get a thing out of that NOR did I expect us to get banned from the server.

DubaiRock: That'll be horrific...

PizzaCerulean: Let's try to do a normal conversation.

EiffelCroissant: OW MY FINGER!!!!1!!111!

PizzaCerulean: What the hay happened?

EiffelCroissant: It's bleeding...

EiffelCroissant: I'm crying in real life

*IdleTulip joins the server*

PizzaCerulean: Not again...

IdleTulip: Why break crab who digs for Buddha

*DubaiRock has been blocked globally*

EiffelCroissant: OH MY GOD MY HAND IS GREEN

EiffelCroissant: WHAT DO I DO

IdleTulip: Why do toilet

*EiffelCroissant dies in real life*

PizzaCerulean: Eiffel!

PizzaCerulean: EIFFEL RESPOND!!!

IdleTulip: Why respond lamp on bongos when maps

PizzaCerulean's whole desktop turns black. His desktop shortcuts have been renamed to "why think doors". He was still the only surviving.

IdleTulip: Why be here when trees

PizzaCerulean had his whole computer shut down. The time had fast forwarded to 1:00 AM. He went to sleep.

Aftermath

TalkTiming has been removed from databases around the Internet in 2013, after the story of the incident had been leaked by PizzaCerulean on a blog.

As of then, PizzaCerulean had been living normally yet depressed. His friends DubaiRock and EiffelCroissant haven't been there since. We have already heard that Eiffel had died. DubaiRock had been lost since then.

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