"Roblox Ability Wars Is Down" Copypasta

Its been so long without Ability Wars. I can't feel the overpoweredness of Freeze, Time and God Punch and it is making me go insane. I have never felt this experience before and honestly, I hate it. I can't live without Ability Wars. Ability Wars is life.

Its very hard not to equip Bionic and aimbot on every single player in the game and it is causing me extreme pain. More than 5 minutes without Ability Wars causes me to have this... feeling inside of my head. A tingle that just makes me have to play Ability Wars no matter where I am.

In Class I sneak on my Phone, in the Shower I play on Ability Wars. I have even resorted to creating a PC using a raspberry Pi Just so I can play Ability Wars PC Mode. This craze is insane. Ability Wars is my entire Purpose in Life and if I cant have Ability Wars then nobody should. I need Ability Wars to live. The Slime of Slime Ability is my blood and the Time Ability is what keeps me moving on Earth.

In about an hour, my Slime will stop pumping and my Time will stop moving UNTIL Ability Wars comes back. I'm not sure what to do. Am I going insane? Is this normal? Does everybody experience this? I cant stop trembling and shaking. HELP ME. A few minutes ago the realization that Ability Wars is gone has made me (and I am not even joking) GLANCE AT SLAP BATTLES!

It's been an hour since ability wars went down, I already grabbed a shotgun and I swear im seeing the pennywise clown, barney came to help but a balloon murdered him, I feel like im going insane and none of this is real; some people are even recommending I play slap battles, but I could never betray the perfect game, ability wars.

She's my baby, she's my life; every day I wake up and skip school to have coition with my perfect baby ability wars, I love it so much if I ever played any Roblox game I feel like I would've had a seizure, I don't need help, I need ability wars.

I need Ability Wars...

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