1337: The History

In the year 1337, an English knight by the name of Leet Haxor was born in the North Country. Leet was born a peasant and was one of the few English peasants to be chosen by King Edward to become a knight. Because of a lack of formal education, Leet was known to be very bad at spelling, grammar, and writing subjects. When writing, Leet often used simplistic phrases such as "too gud fer U", or "p0wnd m8". However, Leet was a good knight, and frequently beheaded level 86 trolls while speaking in his simplistic form of language.

As tmee went on, Leet became too old to fight in battle, and so he bexams a cod fisherman. Leet still held on to his competitive nature, and used frequent insults that bade no logical sense to anyone. For example, Leet loved to call the other cod fishermen "bundles of sticks". Leet would also sit in front of the fishermen's camps and wait for a fisherman to emerge. When one did leave his tent, Leet would ambush him using his AK-1409 Machine Crossbow while shouting "lelelelelel pwned m8 lelelelel". This became Leet's signature battle cry.

By the year 1417, Leet was an old man. Since he was very wealthy, Leet became a collector of rare hats. Even though Leet claimed to be a professional hat collector, he owned only one hat. This one hat was called the "Gibus" and was owned by almost a million other hat collectors. However, Leet thought he was better than everyone else because of his Gibus.

In 1429, Leet passed away. His grave was inscribed with the epitaph: "leleleleleleleleelel god u got pwned". In 1937, President Roosevelt declared January 3, 1937 to be Leet Haxor day. On every year, Leet is honored on January 3 of every month at 3:37 P.M. Although Leet has been dead for many years, his legacy lives on in the spirits of ten year olds, college students, and Internet trolls.

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