21 Savage wants to kill me

My name is Twenny Wunsavarj and I live in Michigan, California. I am a massive 21 Savage fan, or at least I was. One day I was driving down Los Vegas in my Lamborgenie 250 GTO. It was night and I was drunk driving. I was playing Bank Account which is my favourite song ever. My parents were British so that's why I use more u's then Americans. I dabbed when 21 said St Laurant for the 1st time and I lost control over the wheel. I crashed my car and I was put into a two year long coma.

When I woke up I was in Miami, Texas and the sky was orange. I found some old guy's house and watched the news through his window. On the news there was a story about how 21 savage was going to court for trying to kill a random man who was intoxicated at the time. I grabbed my phone that was still in my pocket and posted a tweet supporting 21 Savage but my phone was so old after I posted it my phone blew up and I fell into another coma.

6 months later I woke up and I was in Detroit, Canada in a shed. In the shed was a TV that said 21 Savage broke out of prison and is hunting for the guy that caused his suffering. I found out that the shed's door was locked and the windows were made of titanium glass. Suddenly the door opened and 21 Savage was standing there with an axe in his hand. I asked why he was here and what was going on and he said to me: "Like Quavo said in his hit song, you need to take your Mask Off." Now I understood everything. When I was drunk driving I crashed into 21 Savage himself and that's why he was wearing an eyepad. He tried to kill me by dumping me in Miami and he kidnapped me into his shed. He took me away without telling me why.

2 hours worth of walking later we was in Manchester, New York in an underground club. 21 told me that we were going to have a rap battle. I was so excited because I wrote a script for such an occasion ages ago! I went first and said things so mean I can't write them here. 21 Savage broke down and cried while all four members of Migos (Takeoff, Future, Lil Pump and Eminem) chased after me. I found a Wifi cafe and that is where I'm writing this.

Update - 3rd January 202X

I just got a breaking news alert at the Wife cafe which is now my home that said 21 Savage vows to kill Twenny Wunsavarj. In fact, I can here him knocking on the door now. Tell my wifi and children I like them. He's got a Glock 69, oh no. He brought XXXTentacion with him and X brought a katana. I liked X's song XO Tour Llif3 but now like Lil Uzi Vert said in his popular song, Everybody Dies In Their Nightmares.

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!111!!!!!!!111!!!

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