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I would post a picture of my body to prove you wrong, but I could be identified based on my scars (used to be involved with a fight club, stabbed multiple times) and my gang affiliated tattoos from when I spent 10 years in one of the toughest prisons in the country (I'm probably, in the top priority list of the FBI right now) I know your type, though. You think because you can squat and deadlift heavy that you're a big guy with an impressive physique. I have built plenty of muscle without those goofy little lifts. You probably think you're superior because you follow the routines of a lazy little redneck man with no real knowledge of building muscular or strength. You don't know shit about muscles and strength if you have not trained the way I had. I literally learned from the best, and you got no shit on me, you vile neckbeard.

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