52 reasons why you should NOT commit piracy

Have you ever pirated something? No? Well stop lying, because I know for a fact you have. Even I have. But, here's 52 reasons why NOT to.

#52: You could accidentally trip and fall while pirating, causing a potential coma or even death.

#51: You could spend 1 year in jail.

#50: There's a $1,000+ fine.

#49: Your parents will be proud of you for not pirating.

#48: Commiting piracy does NOT mean you will be a part of the Great Pirate Era.

#47: Goku will eat your cookies if you pirate.

#46: Your house might catch on fire and pirating could stop you from escaping the burning house.

#45: Obama doesn't pirate, so you shouldn't either.

#44: You might suddenly explode.

#43: While downloading the file it might be too much for your computer and it could explode.

#42: Cool people don't pirate.

#41: Why pirate when you can go outside and look at nature and the world's beauty.

#40: Mario might turn you into a goomba (IM GONNA TURN U INTO A GOOM-BA!).

#39: The file could be a virus.

#38: The Nintendo Ninjas might come after you.

#37: The Playstation Police might whoop you.

#36: The Xbox X-Men might karate chop you.

#35: The Steam Superheroes might eat your soul.

#34: The game could actually not be in your main language so it was al a waste of time downloading it.

#33: While waiting for the game to download, a tree branch could fall into the ocean, and blow towards your house. A tornado could then start and pick up the branch and slam it into your face, killing you.

#32: You could have a seizure while pirating.

#31: Pirating is a crime and if you commit a crime you become a criminal, and criminals suck.

#30: Pirating makes companies lose weekly money income.

#29: Pirating makes people wanna cry.

#28: Spiderman will turn you into a speck of dirt under their massive building if you pirate.

#27: EDP might try to give you a cupcake.

#26: You could easily get exposed on Youtube.

#25: Piracy is too common of a crime to be a cool crime. Choose something else.

#24: You could get attacked by a bear.

#23: If you pirate, you will be the person getting hated on in a Twitter discussion.

#22: Pika doesn't like it when people other than him or Trollpasta users pirate.

#21: If you pirate enough, you could have over 70 years in jail.

#20: Only people who aren't cool enough to buy the game pirate.

#19: Pirating makes you wanted by the FBI.

#18: Someone could watch you pirate and then put you on a list.

#17 : You will get eaten by Yoshi if you pirate.

#16: Instead of pirating, you should actually buy the game. It could take less time.

#15: Piracy is not the kind with Blackbeard and the ships. DON'T slice your foes.

#14: You could be put into a Bad Creepypasta where the main character pirated a game and it turns spooky.

#13: Heck, even Sonic.exe is better than piracy.

#12: Piracy could also make you run outta ideas, like I'm doing right now...

#11: NOT commiting piracy can make you remember stuff...

#10:...because I remembered that "piracy could make you the most hated pickleball player ever" here.

#9: Piracy is just kinda... boring.

#8: Why limit yourself to only piracy?

#7: Curious George might find your house and might get a bit too curious with a bomb.

#6: Criminals have hair on their chests, which is kinda weird.

#5: While your pirating, a runaway piano might hit and kill you.

#4: Piracy makes you tired... like I am right now...

#3: Quandale Dingle probably doesn't pirate.

#2: You might be able to high five Lebron if you don't pirate.

And now... the #1 reason why piracy is bad is...

#1: Piracy is just kinda... bad.

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