9Gage

On the website known as 9GAG, there is a supposed secret feature or part of the website not accessible by normal registered users. Only founders have access to this secluded part of the website. You're sitting there wondering why bother making this feature if only the founders of the site are allowed to view it? That's where the creators of 9GAG have you fooled.

The segregated part of the website is a tab known as "9Gage" (pronounced 9-GAG-E). Rumors state that every 12 hours, they take a 9GAG registered user, any registered user, and invites them to view the feature "9Gage". There the creators of 9GAG challenge the user to view 12 hours of disgusting imagery of anything from war crimes, human dismemberment, etc. If the viewer does not vomit within these 12 hours, they are banned and never allowed to speak of 9GAG on the fear of death. However, if the viewer pukes (and believe me, the images are gruesome. I've seen them) within these 12 hours, his soul is sucked in by the creators, and they leave 9Gag with a whole new perspective. They leave with only one goal: to spread 9Gag as far as they can. They use content from the site on other popular sites, such as Reddit, Tumblr, Facebook, etc.

Don't bother asking the viewer about 9Gage. The creators have wiped their memory so that 9Gage is never speculated by the public. However, I am one of the sole survivors of the horrors of 9GAG and the 9Gage feature. Please, do not register for 9GAG. Don't even go near the site. It's certain death waiting to happen. You will leave... a different person.

Now if you'll excuse me, Mr. Chan is waiting for me.

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