AMY.EXE

AMY IS GOD

ok so, guys, this is like, really scary. this ACTUALLY happened EVEN THOUGH YOU MIGHT NOT BELIEVE ME, BUT IT DID. i woke up one morning, feeling nostalgic, so like, i went to gamestop and bought Sonic the hedgehog, the old classic genesis game. when i went home and opened it, IT HAD A NOTE INSIDE! HOLY SHIT!. anyways, like, the note said something like "if you play this game i will come and kill your family, BECAUSE I'M TOTALY REAL LOL". this creeped me the fuck out, because i luv my family su much, but i played the game anyways, shrugging it off lol. so when the game started, THE SEGA LOGO WASN'T THERE! oh wait, it must be a glitch, because this game is really old, you know. but when it started, instead of sonic being there, IT WAS AMY! WITH 666 ALL OVER THE SCREEN! like, the background was all red, and Amy had this really creepy smile, oh my god i just pissed myself. brb going to the bathroom.

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lol, back. so like, anyways. i hit start, AND WOW I'M PLAYING AS SONIC!

AWESOME! BRDGHBDSHJBREDH;FTGCJDFGZJRFGC

so i ran as fast as i could through green hill, but it wasn't actually green hill!

it looked like hell! OMG! the background was red! and everything

was on fire, and sonic's sprite looked like it was scared!

so like, anyways, i ran through the level, then suddenly AMY POPPED UP!

wait a minute, this game doesn't have Amy in it. WHAT THE

FUCK? oh wait, must be a hack!

Amy had blood all over her, then suddenly she ran toward Sonic! 

Sonic looked like, really scared and frightened, BECAUSE YOU CAN TOTALLY

SEE THE FACES CLEARLY ON A FUCKING SPRITE!

so like, Amy swung her hammer at him, and his guts spilled everywhere. then she

ate his eyeballs! after seeing this, i puked everywhere, and even on my keyboard.

IT LOOKED SO FUCKING REALISTIC OMG GUYS, LIKE SERIOUSLY. IT

CREEPED ME THE FUCK OUT. 

then suddenly, after she ate Sonic until there was nothing left but his skeleton,

a face popped up with a creepy looking amy with sharp teeth, and it said

"I AM GOD LEL".

i feel like she's watching me....everything i do and everywhere i go.

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P.S: you're next

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