ATASPO
Has anyone been asking themselves why do skeletons pop out? Is it because pastas are predictable and bad? No, guys. That's not why. They pop out because of ATASPO.
As you see, back in time when Creepypasta wiki accepted any pastas, there was username Skeleton. His picture was skeleton, because he was obsessed with skeletons, even though whenever he was going out, he was disguising himself as a skeleton, scaring the crap out of people. Other Creepypasta users were his fans, so they made creepypasta stories on Creepypasta wiki, like 'Skeleton searches for Jeff', 'Skeleton plays haunted Majora's mask cartridge', 'Skeleton and Herobrine'. But, people got soon over the fear and they were laughing at Skeleton, and Skeleton lost all his fans on Creepypasta wiki, all his pastas deleted, and ultimately, one of admins, deleted his account. Skeleton was mad; "I'll have my revenge on all those people who embarrassed me!!!". But none of his plans were successful. He tried to disguise as an even scarier skeletons, but still nothing.
BUT... he came to the best idea ever, to return his popularity!
A FEW YEARS AGO A MAN WAS WALKING DOWN A ROAD BECAUSE HIS CAR BROKE DOWN AND HE SAW A CAR COMING UP BEHIND HIM SO HE STUCK OUT HIS THUMB TO HITCH HIKE AND THE CAR STOPPED AHEAD OF HIM. HE RAN UP TO THE PASSENGER SIDE AND OPENED THE DOOR. WHEN HE OPENED THE DOOR A SKELETON POPPED OUT
Well, what happened in the aftermath? The man was scared to death, and he was the admin who deleted username account 'Skeleton'. And the driver was the username 'Skeleton', only he was human at the moment. And who wrote the pasta? There was another man on the other side of the road, witnessing the events. He was the last remaining fan of 'Skeleton'. He wrote the Creepypasta 'AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT' on Creepypasta wiki. Admins laughed at it, but they accepted it and put it on Creepypasta wiki, marking it as a excuse for bad creepypastas.
However, there WAS SUPPOSED to be a sequel, but Creepypasta wiki wasn't accepting Troll pastas on their wiki, so the sequel was never made.
Even though the months passed, and a Trollpasta wiki was made. Admins were laughing at this pasta, and it was allowed in every pasta of this wiki. Everyone was putting Skeletons popping out on their pastas. When the user of account 'Skeleton' heard all about it, he decided to make a new account, ATASPO (And Then A Skeleton Popped Out). Skeletons were huge fad! Everyone wanted to skeletons pop out.
Meanwhile, Creepypasta wiki lost its popularity due to ATASPO on trollpasta. So, Zalgo and CP admins sent their soldiers to destroy ATASPO, once and for all. ATASPO had a numerous army of Skeletons. Despite the number, ATASPO was losing it. And then, the admin who got scared to death because of popped skeleton, destroyed ATASPO. ATASPO said "I'll return...". Another months passed, there were no skeletons to pop out, CP wiki was getting more popular, and there were more FOTMs than TPOTMs.
But there was pasta with skeleton popping out! Jeff was playing Majora's mask, and BEN disguied himself as a Liu, causing Jeff to get suprised so high, that his skeleton popped out and when BEN became back himself, Jeff slapped him so hard that his skeleton popped out, and Smiledog saw it all and he was suprised so hard that even his skeleton popped out! What happened suddenly? How did their skeletons popped out?!
One day, EVIL PATRIXXX got tired of FOTMs on his wiki, so he found remains of ATASPO, and revived him. Everyone was celebrating his revival. But the admin that destroyed him back into the past, wrote on his wall "Dude, this is fake, ATASPO's been dead for a long time". Two days later, that same admin was found dead in his house. There were no suspects around, and police had no clue how he had died. But they found a skeleton in his closet, and it had message saying, "You dumbass! You think you could insult me just like that?! Oh, hell no... Not anymore!".
EVIL PATRIXXX was so pleased that there were bunch of TPOTMs containing skeletons that pop out, than some dumb-ass FOTMs. And if you were reading this pasta, soon or later there will be skeleton in your closet, waiting to pop out, because of ATASPO, who cursed anyone who reads this, there will be skeletons popping out.
Written by ATASPO
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