A Legendary Cock

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I once had a beautiful cock. It was the finest purebred cock in all the land. People came far and wide to stroke and admire my cock.

I would often bounce me cock on me knee for hours in awe and sing songs to him. Such a strong and healthy cock was never before seen.

Late into the night I'd whisper to me cock "You make me so proud. Nobody has a cock like you".

Eventually the wife got jealous. She said I'd rather spend all my time playing with the cock than paying attention to her.

"A majestic cock is all I have!" I yelled. "Your jealousy is upsetting the cock and he's gettin shy".

To my great horror, she swiftly beheaded me prized cock with a cleaving knife. I cried long into the night and the next morning.

There'll never be a finer cock in all the land.

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