A Letter For Angela Anaconda

Dear Angela,

This is not a suicide letter. You don't have to worry about Johnny, Nanette and me anymore. Everyone except Nanette, she's dead. But we're not dead... in some kind of a way. While reading this, I highly recommend to sit down.

It's all started in a couple of weeks ago. Me and Johnny were talking, and we saw a guy who is selling some stuff. We bought a bottle of green acid, Johnny drank the whole thing and he started to change. He became a zombie!

Don't terrify now, we don't want to call the cops, or people from Hiroshima. Anyway, Nanette was too curious, so she came into a "restricted area". She saw what Johnny really is and she wanted to run. We used her for "target practice" and if that was real, Johnny would got 100 points. She fainted, and woke up fast. She made a revolt, so I couldn't do nuthin' but kill her, so I did that. I knew I made a mistake, so I revieved her with a few drops of that acid. She woke up and made a SECOND revolt. I did what I do first time, but that didn't work.

Johnny beat her down, so she fainted and, quickly as we can, threw her up at sewers. I think she woke at the middle of the fall, 'cause we heard gurguling and screaming when Croock ate her. We saw another zombie. That zombie wanted to ate me, but he swam and he didn't survived because of a Croock. Genius!

He said that Johnny need to take an airboat if he wants to come to their "tribe". And you know what Johnny did? He made a wall to that path of zombie's "tribe". We destroyed the half of wall for Emergency Exit. There is another route that is going to Kanals. We put some laser guns, it was at that weirdo's stuff. But let's get back to story.

Well, after that, I made suicide. Johnny is still angry at me, but what's the matter about that? I'm a Walrider! Shortly, a ghost. That is why we're missing. Don't tell ANYONE about this or you will be one of Johnny's people.

Well, we found a lot of allies here. Cats! We thought that the walls are talking. How silly we are! We put bunk beds, television and stuff in our den. Plus, there are some graffiti, so it's good to have a little of decorior.

We also found Resistance graffiti and some dead headcrabs. Johnny ate them with deliscious mood on his face. Gross!

You read it to end? Good. Now burn it down. You don't wanna be a zombie, eh?

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