A MySims Party Experience

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I was surfing the net, searching for a Skyrim Xbox 360 disk on eBay. When suddenly, this caught my eye:

"MYSIMS PARTY NDS GAME, LIMITED EDITION"

I clicked on the link and observed the product image. It was a DS Game Card, with no label. It only said "MY SIMS PARTY" written in red Sharpie. I ignored it and clicked Buy. Seven days later it arrived. I popped it up in my Nintendo DS.

The game started as usual, but the title screen music was kind of distorted. Tim and MC Emi's eyes were kind of....reddish. I ignored this as a glitch and selected "Dream Festival Mode". (I kinda forgot what it's named)

I started by selecting the Sim's gender. I chose male, and began to customize my character. I went to the Hairstyle option, and there was "Grey Curly Hair". WTF? Is that a glitch or something? Then I went to the Outfits option, and there was "Black Dinner Suit". Meh. What ever. I selected it, then I went to the "Skin Tone" option. I chose the lightest and clicked Done.

Now I needed to name my Sim. I named him Jon. (You would REALLY understand this if you're a Whovian, or some fan of 70's British actors.) Then I allocated my Sim's Power, Speed, and Technique. (You don't have to know about it.) Then, I started the game.

I started the game as usual and needed to name my town. I named it as "12th Town". Then I started the first, default festival (Opening Festival). The weird thing, is the opponent teams' names are all random gibberish. I started the first minigame. At the end of it, P3 won.

Then it was the second minigame. The weird thing is the fishes' eyes were blood red. Stupid P3 won again. That CPU, is a dumb b*tch.

(Note: I was in second place.)

And it started, the third and final minigame, the soccer ball juggling minigame. I won at it. Beat it, dumb P3!

The final results was kind of strange. I was in first place. Then I was redirected to the place where we can talk to MC Emi and start the festival. Just as I was about to walk out, a Sim that looked like P3 entered the building. He talked to me and he said:

@#$%^&*(): I will seek revenge on you.

The strange bit is, his face was kind of angry. Then it went to sad. He left after that.

I also left after the weird shat happened. After that I talked to the citizens and all they said was "I hate that weirdo @#$%^&*(). He is pure evil." and "I hate him! He tortured me once. I swear I will pay him for that incident!"

Then I went to Mayor Rosalyn's place. I talked to her and she gave me one mission:

"Bring @#$%^&*() to the Mayor."

I went out the building and found @#$%^&*()'s house. I talked to him to go to the Mayor's house and that damned Sim walked out. I went to the Mayor's place, and whoa look what I found.

That damned Sim had decapitated Mayor Rosalyn and @#$%^&*() had an evil look on his face. Also, his eyes were blood red, just like the characters in the title screen.

Suddenly, ALL the citizens start coming into Mayor Rosalyn's house. Then they all chanted "Kill that demon!" several times and started chanting in Simlish.

The citizens start decapitating @#$%^&*() and stabbing him, turning him into a pile of ash. Suddenly, the weird crap happened. @#$%^&*() grew really big and turned demonic.

Then, a conversation started:

Tim: What are we going to do, Jon?

Jon: I have an idea!

THE F CK???? I never knew our (the players') Sims could talk to other characters????

Sophie: How do WE do that?

Jon: Everyone, grab some swords, guns, and knives!

The citizens start grabbing the weapons and start stabbing @#$%^&*(). Then, that Sim shouted:

"@#$%^&*(): I.......SHALL..........COME......BACK!!!!!!!"

A red-coloured puff of smoke appeared, and then it disappeared. A demonic, distorted voice blared from the speakers:

"I WILL PAY YOU FOR THIS, RECKLESS MORTAL!!!!"

Then all the citizens cheered:

"Our city is now peaceful again-thanks to you, kind-hearted gamer!" Then the screen went black and it said: "Would you like to save the game?"

Of course, I selected Yes. Then another option said:

"The game will now shut off and the DS Game Card will eject. Are you sure to quit the game?"

I selected Yes. It shutted off and the DS Game Card was ejected. Before that, a voice that sounded like, or is Jon Pertwee said:

"And that was how you saved the day. Thank you, Kelly."

I stored the cartridge in a safe place and continued to play BioShock 2 on my Xbox 360.

(Note: The DS Game Card turned into a normal MySims Party DS Game Card)

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