A Pokémon Creepypasta
This Trollpasta was written by OneyNG, DingDongVG, and Matt from SuperMega. It is almost incomprehensible.
I bought Pokémon at a car boot sale and it was covered in battery acid! It made my sprites look all jumbled up!
I bought a Pokémon executable file at the garage sale and when I put it in my PC Macintosh, I got a virus! I turned it on and Pikachu came on the screen, but his eyes were… oddly realistic, and blood was oozing out.
I bought a Pokémon card and it made my screen turn brown!
Needless to say, the beast was stunned!
I... I don't remember it lookin' that way, but I kept playing on.
And then I turned on the TV and there was SpongeBob, but it wasn't Squidward. It was... Squidward was all upset.
I dropped my Game Boy in the toilet and I flushed it and now my Pikachu's DEAD!
I TRIED TO DROWN MYSELF IN THE OCEAN BECAUSE I WANTED TO MEET SPONGEBOB, BUT I NEVER MET HIM!
Gyarados [is] lookin' [at] me, he's screamin' [at] me, and I killed him with un-
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