A sad man was walking down the street
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A sad man was walking down the street. I don't know why he was sad, we'll find out during the story, just bear with me. So, a sad mutha' was walkin' down da street, yeah. A girl of 88 years old saw him and told him:
"Bro, ya better become happy right now 'cause I do NOT like sad people. Ya hear me?"
The man got even angrier and shouted at her:
"You little bitch I wanna be sad. Go fuck yourself in the bathtub and leave me alone!"
The girl cried and run away. She entered a rocket and found refuge in Somalia, best place in the world.
"Fuckin' bitch is gone now!" sad the sad man, now happier.
As he was walking down the street he saw a young fella washing his car in front of his yard. He looked at the young fellow and told him:
"Yo, bro, is that water or is it piss?"
The young fella answered:
"It is sperm, bro!"
"Your sperm or ya brother's sperm?"
"Yo mamma's sperm!"
"Mamma does not have sperm you piece of dung! You manure!"
"It can't be ma mamma's sperm 'cause ma ma not a man!"
The sad man studied him and said:
"You girl?"
"What?"
The sad man entered his yard and put his pants down. He didn't have a dick. He had two vaginas: one in front, one in back.
The sad man, now happier, said:
"Bro, how do you take a shit if your ass a vagina?"
"I shit through my nose, bitch!"
The sad man, now even happier, left and kept walking towards his house.
Y'know, I think I know WHY he was sad. He learned his daughter was with fuckin' penguins in Antarctica and he was sad because he is in bad relations with his girl and because he's poor he'll never be with penguins in Antarctica!
So, as he was walking towards his house he saw a dog. The dog had human eyes.
"Hehehehe!" said the no longer said man. "Bitch, your eyes look like my babes' eyes!"
The dog spat a cat head from his mouth. The cat head had spider legs and ran away. It eventually entered an old man's ass and made his sing "Obladi-Olbada".
The man went happy to his house.
As he entered the house, he saw 7 penguins inside. He got scared and quickly ran upstairs to take his shotgun. He then came to the living room and pointed it at a penguin. The penguin turns to him.
"Hold your fire!" says the penguin.
"What are you doing in my house, ya pingus?"
The penguin answers:
"Your daughter owns us money, bitch!"
"Why?"
"She didn't satisfy us!"
"My daughter no longer lives here" says the man as he puts the shotgun down.
"Well, she no longer has any money in her house so we came here to collect."
The man is intrigued and says:
"Where is she now?"
A penguin turns to the man and whispers in his ear:
"In the Whorehouse!"
"Where?" asks the man.
Another penguin whispers in his other ear.
"In Zimbabwe!"
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