A skeleton pops out (FIRST PERSON)
Do you know about skeletons popping out? Sometimes, they pop out randomly, but other times...Well, I will explain to you after I tell you this story.
I was late for my internship at WHATEVER THE HELL MAKES ARTHUR at 1998, because my bones were in pain, Eventually, I got in my car and drove to the HQ. I got to see new episodes before they came out. The last one looked suspicious and it said "Scurry tape do not read" on it with crayola crayons. We put the tape in our superduperultramegahyperREALISTICPCDVDCDVHSplayer and it played. The intro played normally, but at the end of the intro, the screen went black and it showed DW hiding in a forest, whimpering. A shadow was behind the tree where DW was hiding. The shadow came out, and pulled out a gun, REVEALING HIMSELF TO BE ARTHUR!! AND HE KILLED DW AND HYPERREALISTIC BLOD CAME OUT! The title card played, and it read, "Skeletons", in a font that looked like skeleton bones. The episode started out with Arthur being in class, but the teacher was not there. Suddenly, a new teacher came in.
"Hey kids, I'm Mr. Billy the skeleton. Mr. Ratburn isn't here. Today we're learning about the skeletal system!"
Arthur and the other kids groaned, they hated skeletons. "Why don't you go back to the grave, stupid bone-head!" yelled Buster.
"Yeah!" said Arthur.
"You don't belong here!" screamed Francine, as she pulled out a handheld minigun. Brain objected and said,
"I don't think this is a good i-"as he got run over by a tank that revealed to have Binky in it. Arthur, Buster, and the other students pulled out rifles.
"FIRE!" commanded Buster.
The students opened fire on Mr. Billy, as he was hyper-realistically screaming in pain and white ooze dripped out. It was all so HYPERREALISTIC! It shocked me! Mr. Billy was laying on the ground as Arthur spit on him. Suddenly, the saliva of Arthur revived Mr. Billy, and he looked at the kids with seething anger.
"I don't think you should have done that."
"W-w-what?!?!"cried Buster.
"How are you alive?" asked Francine.
The kids pestered him with questions, but Mr. Billy was quietly chanting something. Suddenly, skeletons started rising from the floor, and grabbed students and attacked them.
"W-w-we're sorry!" cried Binky.
"Y-yeah! Please don't kill us!" yelled Arthur.
But Mr. Billy didn't kill them. Suddenly, the kids' flesh was peeling off, and they were HYPER-REALISTICALLY YELLING AS THEIR HYPERREALISTIC SKIN FELL OFF. THEIR EYES, THEIR MOUTHS, THEIR HEAD, SHOULDERS KNEES AND TOES, ALL THE SKIN ON THEM PEELING OFF, until...only bones remained. I was shocked, terrified, hysterical at the sight of it. The kids all said, in a monotone voice, "All hail Santa!" "All hail Santa!" for around 30 seconds, Mr. Billy was maniacally laughing. "HAHAHAHHAA!!!".
The screen went black. Then a scene showed the skeleton in Hell, talking to the Devil. The devil told Mr. Billy to look back, as someone was watching. THE SKELETON LOOKED AT ME! He said hyperrealistically, "Soon, you will have the same fate they did. There is no escape! No escape! No escape! No esca-"
KA-BEEEOEEOEOOEEOEEOM!!!
The superduperultramegahyperrealisticPCDVDCDVHSplayer exploded. Suddenly, I could feel my skin itching. I tried to resist it, but I kept itching, itching, ITCHING! I LOOKED IN HORROR AS MY FLESH BEGAN HYPER-REALISTICALLY PEELING OFF, JUST LIKE THE CHARACTERS IN THE SHOW! I stopped itching and looked at my hyper-realistic body parts and flesh scattered around me, my eyes, mouth, nails, all fallen off. I...was...a SKELETON!I POPPED OUT OF MY OWN BODY!!!! Then, Mr. Billy the skeleton popped out and said, "Welcome to your fate!" I then felt an extreme urge to secretly put the tape at someone else's door under the guise of their friend. Now I am telling this story while putting the tape on the porch. Goodbye friends, and remember DON'T SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY!
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