A trip to slenderman's house

This is a true story that happened to me yesterday. I was lost in the woods. My friends and I were paintballing, until I got hit in the face with a paintball. Moments later I woke up from the impact and realized that my friends ditched me. I walked around and tried to find an exit, but I had no luck. Also my paintball mask was broken and my gun too. I continued to walk in the woods with no idea where I was going, until I found him. Slenderman was standing right in front of and staring right at me.

At first I thought he was going to kill me and so would anyone in this situation, but something completely different happened to me. He actually invited me to his house to hang out. I accepted the offer and followed him. After 2 minutes, we arrived at a small house. We went inside and went to his kitchen. Slenderman gave me some cherry Dr pepper. I thanked him and we went to his living room. He had a very nice tv, it was a 72 inch flat screen. We watched a couple episodes of south park and laughed our asses off. After that Slenderman said he had a present for me. He got up and went to go get my surprise. I waited on the couch and finished my Dr pepper. He came back with a brand new paintball mask and gun. I thanked him for it.

Slenderman told me that now that I have new gear, lets go get revenge on my friend. I agreed and then we set off to find them. We found them on a road that leads to town, so we loaded our guns and snuck up behind them. We fired our guns and chased them off. I thanked Slenderman for the fun and went home. So Slenderman in reality is a nice guy who just wants to hang out. Maybe he might want to hang out with you next.

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