Abducted by Aliens!

So I was walking home from the movie theater after realizing I forgot my car at home. It was dark and the animals were making eerie noises. After a while, they went silent and a green glow enveloped me as my feet no longer touched the ground. "Most curious" I told myself.

"Indeed, perhaps I forgot to pay the gravity bill... except... those vicious socialists made gravity free for everyone! Something else is going on!" I replied to myself as I looked up and saw a saucer shaped disc with glowing lights. I moved closer as a hole on the bottom opened up and I was pulled inside.

Inside the disc shaped saucer I was standing upright, but I couldn't move. I was in a dark room with a blinding light shining upon me. The light began to dim, and I could see several figures, short, with big heads, moving towards me. "Blrrgh splarp ghoop?" one of them asked the one next to it "Flarrh glork!" it replied angrily as it slapped it's companion who proceeded to a wall panel and adjusted some buttons. "You idiot, Alien-Tom, they don't speak Neptunian on Earth." "Quit being mean, Alien-Bill, this story is going nowhere and the author is bored."

Long story short, the aliens kept breaking the fourth wall for a while before they gave me a lift home. Or did they? Find out never! Muhahahaha!

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Credited to Somedudethatisbored 

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