Air Fryer Copypasta

What is an air fryer? WHAT IS AN AIR FRYER? An air fryer is an incredible, life changing, life saving device that can not only function as slow cooker but also as an oven. When you purchase an air fryer, it's like a bottleneck on your potential being shattered, giving you the power to do anything you want in the world. In the year 2010, an astounding event occured. The first air fryer was invented, and we, as the human race, ascended to a new level of consciousness; we created something that our ancestors had dreamt of for millenia, a device that kind reheat foods, and is easy to clean! Every human on earth should own at least one air fryer, many more if possible, for they are the only things that separate us from the air fryer-less animals, they give us the status as the superior creatures of earth, the rightful leaders, for we had the ultimate strength and infinite intelligence to forge, with the shing steel of human will and the scorching flames of human desire, the pinnacle of human advancement, an air fryer. Everything we achieve from now on, world peace, curing cancer, it will be a let down, it will be second-best, for we have reached our peak, and it is beautiful. It is an air fryer.

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