American Dad Theory

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An old bad theory creepypasta about American Dad. I remember reading this one years ago, so glad I found it again so I can keep laughing at how utterly ridiculous it is.

American Dad is focused on the Smiths, your average conservative family (kind of...). The household consists of Stan Smith, Francine Smith, Steve Smith, Hayley Smith, Roger Smith, and Klaus. This is the story of how they came to be.

American Dad was based on the life of Francine, who was an orphan until she was adopted by two abusive Asian parents. Her new parents also had a biological daughter, who they admired because she lived up to their expectations. Francine however, was a slacker, and beaten senseless by her father throughout her childhood. She grew up to be depressed, addicted to heroin, cocaine, and hallucinogenics.

She soon began to lose her mind, she created this fictional family in an attempt to finally live in a normal household. But she didn't make the Smith family normal, she made them the way she wanted them, insane and comical. To add to the comical part, she added Roger and Klaus. In the real world however, she was dying and didn't even realize it.

She was spending weeks in her fictional world, only surviving because she was eating fictional food which she thought was real, thus causing her to not have a sense of starvation. All she wanted was a perfect family, and she created the life stories of all of her characters.

She wanted a loving husband, creating Stan. She wanted kids who bicker and fight like your average family, creating Steve and Hayley, though Hayley was made to be the unwanted child that Francine was and as I already explained, she created Roger and Klaus.

Soon, the soon-to-be creators of the show met Francine, and she told them about the family as though they were real and so they decided to make a TV cartoon based on her story. They were clever, though, and to avoid people from figuring out the truth, one of them killed Francine, turned her into a character on the show, gave her character a background, and based the show on Stan, her fictional husband. They then created more characters such as Jeff Fisher, Greg and Terry, Francine's Parents, etc.

No one ever knew about Francine's death because no one cared.

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