An IQ of 415
Good morrow. That is "good morning" in Early Modern English for all you stupid average IQ people and the words "good morrow" evolved into "good morning" over the centuries. Of course, you dumb people with AVERAGE IQ are probably eluded by me and my languagealready. Anywho, I am a man with over 415 IQ. I have not only discovered fusion energy before it was in the news, I have also disproved all of Isaac Newtons laws, as well as Einstein's theory of relativity. My mind is complex, always thinking, always racing around and around like a train. Whenever I look at any problem, my mind always finds a viable solution. I have solutions to all of the worlds problems (such as world hunger, poverty, etc.) and I believe, in a sense, that my intelligence was given as a gift to save the human race. Almost as a Messiah of some sort. Although I am an atheist and have mathematically disproved the existence of god 230 times with different strategies and equations, I believe (to some degree) that I am a higher being in terms of intelligence. Ever since I was 3, I have never enjoyed the mindless banter that us humans (if you can call me human) call "fun," but instead I find amusement in solving larger, more grandiose problems. I am on the brink of solving almost all the secrets of the creation of the universe. For some reason, however, whenever I post my ideas online (mind you, I have already created my own version of the internet), I am ridiculed and mocked by the majority of people. It seems that the world cannot and probably will not humble themselves and pay attention to a genius like me. It seems that you average IQ people will continue to delude yourselves. But that is simply the way of the world, and I have come to peace with that. Sometimes, people cannot accept progress. Do not worry, you will all die before I can help you, and since you average IQ goblins will continue killing each other, then I suppose there is no use for me, or for any other geniuses out there. Instead, you will continue to believe pseudoscientists that say they are smart, such as Einstein, Carl Sagan, and Richard Dawkins. Good day.
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