Animal Crossing 64
I really love to play Animal Crossing on my Nintendo GameCube whenever I get the opportunity. I have dumped probably thousands of hours into my save file. But recently when I was searching on eBay for a new laptop, I saw a listing for a game called "Animal Crossing 64" on this bootleg looking cartridge. I thought "well hey, looks like another thing for me to play on that old piece of shit" and I bought it no questions asked. That was the worst mistake I could have made. It arrived after a few seconds because I subscribed to Amazon prime a few seconds before I ordered it so Jeff Bezos must have took pity on me. I opened the box and I found the old cartridge.
I slapped it into the Nintendo 64, or as my parents would put it, the "Nintendo PlayStation Gameboy Box" and I powered it on. It showed the normal title screen that you would see on The GameCube version and I pressed start and it started on the normal train scene where Oliver sat and asked you questions. I was breezing through this and and then he dropped a bombshell onto me by asking "what's your mother's maiden name?" I was shocked, flabbergasted, absolutely petrified at this video game cat, before I put in "bob" and continued on. He asked me lots of personal questions like "where do you live" and "what is your trollpasta wiki account password." I answered them all and then he gave an ominous saying. He said "I was always watching. I was disgusted." So was I. I pulled into the town I would be staying at and Tom Nook had an axe in his chest and told me to pick a house. I picked the top right one and it has 3 bodies in it. I got rid of them and I put a chair soaked in ultra-hyper-mega-calcium-realistic blood. Tom nook asked if I like it and then I said yes. He then took out the axe and started to chase me with strange crazy eyes! I ran so fast my villager came out of the TV and ran out my window. Suddenly, Tom Nook turned his attention towards me and started to run towards me very fast! Suddenly, my mom came in the room and frowned at Tom Nook which made him melt into a puddle and then he sadly walked into the TV and shut off my Nintendo 64. But my villager is still out there somewhere.
Written by TheSharpenedElite71
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