AnonyMoose Killer
The story starts off with a Super Bowl party at my house. I had about 17,478 people at my house.
It was the biggest party you can ever imagine. Everyone was there, and by "everyone" I mean 6 people. It was hours left until the Chicago bears play the Oakland raiders. I was a huge bears fan, I watch all their games.
It was me, gunga and my two buddies whom I paid to watch football with me, were sitting on the couch waiting for it to start until the tv somehow turned on the news channel and it said a AnonyMoose killer has just recently broke out of prison. Then suddenly all 4 of us took a wet and sticky poop in our pants. We were scared to death and didn't want to drive away from our house because the prison was only 15 feet away from my house.
The tv told us to board up the house, and that we did not. We just froze up on the couch, clueless of what to do. Suddenly then we heard a knock at our door, i jumped instantly at the noise and when I opened it I was surprised to find the other 2 people that I paid to come to my house at the door.
I told them to get in the house because there's a Anonymoose killer. Those two instantly peed and pooped themselves simultaneously and fell to the ground on their urine. We left them there in hope that the killer would eat their souls then run off. Gunga suddenly ran off out the doggy door and we shouted for him to come back but he wouldn't listen, I was too afraid to chase after him.
I ran up to my bedroom to cry for the rest of the day. Hours later I came back down and I seen everyone sitting on the couch like everything is ok.
Then all of a sudden the electric wire gets cut and the power turns off, it was pitch black and I couldn't see a thing.
I then heard and smelt farts in my face and everyone started screaming bloody murder.
Then the lights turn on and what I saw scarred me for life. There was a humongous, enormous, pile of poo on the ground. The stench was horrifying. One of the peoples curiosity got to them, the guy reached his hand out and was about to touch the poo. I shouted out "NO DONT DO THAT YOU IDIOT!" but it was to late. He was inches away from touching the poop, he touched it and everything seemed normal for a few seconds, then the poo stain that was on his finger starting to bark at him then it started to grow and was soon covering his whole arm. The guy screamed on the top of his lungs but the poop was to big and was spreading to fast. It covered his entire body and turned him into poop. All what was left was a poo sculpture of his body, we all fainted at the sight of it. When we woke up we decided to think of a plan to get that ratchet, no good pile of poop out of my house! We decided to grab shovels out of my garage and took huge scoops of the poo and tried to get it out. Hours later we got the job done, we walked in the house and then spotted 4 more piles of poo, the 3 others that were with me died instantly. Then I heard a noise behind me, I turned and what I saw scared the living poop out of me. It was the AnonyMoose killer!! He was about 7feet tall, wore a black suit, and had a ugly, ratchet masked on. He then grabbed me by my neck and strangled me until I passed out. When I woke up I was tied to a chair. The AnonyMoose was just staring at me with cold, dark eyes. I screamed and shouted for help! Nothing came and I was just seconds away from a gruesome death. I wished I had my gunga with me I said to myself. Then at that point I realized I never had a dog, then the AnonyMoose killer took his mask off and he was actually a GungaMoose. He turned my chair to the tv and turned it on. It was the Super Bowl. I looked up at the score and what I saw killed me instantly. The bears were losing 49-10. The end.
Written by Gunga the dog
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