Another Lost SpongeBob Episode
I use to work at Nickelodeon. I did sound design, and one day, my co-workers called me after work. They said they got a disk full of unreleased and prototype episodes. I decided that, having nothing else to do with my life, I joined them. When I arrived there, it was the middle of the night. Weird. I knocked and the door opened. My co-worker had answered, and I had asked if everyone else arrived. He said yes, I was the last to arrive. When I entered, all the curtains were down and candles lit up the home. I asked "Hey, what's with the candles?" And my co-worker turned to me and said "Didn't we tell you? These prototypes are said to be haunted." I laughed it off. That wasn't possible. Sounds like some 2013 internet shit to me. 'Yeah, sure John. Let's go with that." We walked upstairs. 4 other co-workers were already waiting. And then, finally, we popped in the video.
The DVD was blank. As soon as the video loaded, it played the normal SpongeBob SquarePants opening. Unlike most shows, they never changed said opening. But then, during the middle, it cut out. Oh well, it was a prototype after all. It started playing, and it started playing the episode "Arrrgh!" Strange. These disks looked fairly new. "That's weird." The co-worker in the back said. "These disks looked fairly new." We noticed the animation looked both new, but early at the same time. We thought "A remaster? We were never told about a remaster?" The sound design sounded new. I thought "Are they replacing me or something?" It played as normal, and the animation once they finally got to the chest looked very early on. Almost like a colored animatic. Then, as soon as the flying Dutchman appeared, he gave SpongeBob and Patrick the award as normal. But when Mr. Krabs asked for his, the Flying Dutchmen pulled out a revolver and fucking murdered him. He unleashed all 6 shots upon his red, shiny ass. There was no blood, which signified that they probably intended on showing children this. "What the hell??" The co-worker in the back said. Suddenly, the Dutchman turned to the screen. He said "Vibe Check" and shot two of them to death next. He was reloading so I pushed a table over and pulled out my Glock. I shot the TV and it shattered. I dunno what I expected. I kept shooting though, and before I knew it, all my co-workers were dead. I just shot them myself. I don't know what came over me. Then, from behind, I heard someone howling. They whispered "You can't kill the flying Dutchman. I'm already dead." The last thing I heard was a gunshot, and then everything went black.
However, heaven's wi-fi is actually pretty good. So I'm typing this from my A-PC. Remember, if you ever work at Nickelodeon, don't forget, don't view the prototype tapes. They'll get you killed.
Either that, or they're the CEO's adult films that he hides away.
Credited to xXMrKrabsXx
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