Ant Super-Soldiers
Dear all government agents and Interpol employees,
I am absolutely NOT planning to take over any major cities with hordes of ants by using controlled pheromone extraction and release techniques. Extraction and release devices are not being developed by me and never will be in development.
I am also definitely NOT using gene modification technology to combine the heat resistance of Saharan desert ants, the resistance to cold possessed by Pharoah's ants, the speed of Saharan silver ants, the armor, organization, and formic acid usage of the species Acromyrmex echinatior, the optimal swarm tactics of species in the Nomamyrmex genus, and the supercolony formation of fire ants. These traits will NOT be combined to create a species of ant super-soldiers.
Massive underground bases for the cultivation of members of this species are NOT currently in construction, and they never will be.
There is no reason to investigate me on the grounds of my involvement in any of the aforementioned illegal activities.
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