Antz: Lost VHS

Antz. My favorite DreamWorks movie! I loved it. I remember watching the movie when I was 8 and I had all three games for Game Boy Color. That was my childhood right there. One average day, I decided to buy a VHS copy as to start an Antz merchandise collection. I received it in the mail, and it had a hand written label that had slovenly hand writing on it that said "Antz: Lost VHS". I wondered what this could ever be, so I decided to pop it in to my VCR, and oh boy did I make the wrong move.

The DreamWorks logo is there, like normal. I hoped it would be the actual movie, but oh no. Z is there, talking to the psychiatrist, but then his eyes turn red and he has a knife and kills him! And at work, he kills Azteca! What the fu-

And Mandible kills the worker officer and the colonel comes in and asks what is going on, and Mandible strangles him and there is blood everywhere! He choked his head off.

Mandible's plan is put into effect and the flood happens. Wow. That was a disturbing VHS!

I went to my back yard, put the VHS on a table, got a hammer, and bashed the f**k out of the VHS, so no one would ever have to worry about the disturbing image I had seen.

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Credited to Sylvester the Shiny Sylveon

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