Arthur THERY

You think Arthur is just some kinky kids show teaching life morals and how to work and play? WRONG. Arthur is a drug induced cartoon meant to lure kids into the spooky scary world of drugs. Now I'm gonna go through the characters and settings one by one and have an expose about why Arthur inspires kids to SMOKE WEED ERRYDAY.

Arthur: The entire show is hallucinations made by an Arthur in an insane asylum after getting penetrated in the anus hole fifty times. The characters are based off of people in his abusive household. And he reimagined the other kids as zoomorphic animals. This also explains why time stopped.

Buster Baxter: So Buster eats a lot right? Well that's because one day he smoked a big fat doobie and got hooked.

Big Boss Bars: So in one episode the kids were eating these "energy" bars which are addictive. Apparently inside the bars was a secret ingredient called triensomativezornjelly AKA crack. This is a reference to Arthurs drug induced life before he went to the insane asylum.

Francine, Binky, Lance Armstrong, and Bionic Bunny: These represent Arthurs childhood heroes and it tells kids how doing steroids make you this way. Also Land Armstrong has one testicle

Brain and Mr. Ratburn: Due to their intelligence they makes meth and deal it like Walter White (or some bullshit like that) also George is his Jesse Pink-man.

Ladonna Compton and Bud: They are southerners so they make moonshine and one time they got so drunk from the moonshine they said "FUCK THEM CUCKS AND DARKIES THAT ALL I GONNA SAY"afterwards this lost episode was removed from PBS but I know the truth, Ladonna and Bud are racist, drunk homophobes. PROOF.

DW and the Tibble Twins: they are all super energetic which only can mean one thing...SNIFF SNIFF COCAINE

Arthurs parents always tell their kids to go to sleep at 8 o clock so the two of them can start fucking in private. This shows the dark past of Arthur because he lived with his abusive mother that kept fucking random guys off the street and when Arthur was looking for his mother his mother always said while grunting "BITCH SHUT THE FUCK UP"

Grandpa Joe, Mrs. Magrady, Carl the kid with ASSBURGERS XDDDDZZLE: In Arthur's real life he had all of these issues at once including the bubonic plague and smallpox. I have evidence for this! So like Arthur wears circular glasses, if you fold circles a bunch of times you get triangles HALF LIFE 3 AND ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED and the illuminati injected a bunch of diseases inside him including DA AIDZ

Now it's time for me to write the new fitting theme song

Every day when you're walking down the street
All the alleys that you see
Have an original kind of drug
And I say HI
HI
What a wonderful kind of high!
You can quit your job and die!
DIE
And sniff along with each other
You've got to listen your dealer
Listen to the doobies
Listen to the voices the voices in your head
Open up your lungs
Open up your nose
Get together and sniff some cocaine
While smoking some meth
It's a simple message and comes from the bum!
Believe in the doobies
Believe in the doobies and thats the place to start!
Yeah and I say hi!
HI
What a wonderful kind of high!
HIGH
You can quit your job and die
DIE
And sniff along with each other!
HIGH
What a wonderful kind of HIGH
HIGH
WHAT A WONDERFUL KIND OF HIGH
HIGH

Also Arthur was the victim of the bite of 87.

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