Attack of the Bangtard Boys

One day when I was at Walmart to take pictures of the weird people that shop there and put it on my blog for research purposes, a strange cloud appeared in the sky. Everyone ran out of the supermarket, and the grossest thing I've ever seen was when a naked fat man ran with diarrhea running down his hairy ass. While I was running, I slipped on the liquid shit, and fell down. Being covered with leaking, brown feces, I ran out of Walmart to see an army of young girls from around 13-16 years old who marched towards the town. I could see one of those girls holding a giant flag with "BTS" on it, and I had no choice but to run away.

I tried to summon the famous Creepypasta characters EVIL PATRIXXX, Jeff the Killer, Laughing Jack, Sonic.exe and others via a magic circle by chanting nonsensical words in Latin. The characters then came out of the magic circle, and they began fusing together, forming the greatest cliché Creepypasta character to ever exist, the EVIL GO TO SLEEP HYPERREALISTIC CLICHÉ CREEPYPASTA CHARACTER.exe.avi. The cliché fusion then began attacking the ARMYs by shooting a hyper-realistic blood laser gun at one of those girls. After finishing killing the entire army, the real BTS began appearing from nowhere, with their arms crossed and death stare.

It was them, the seven deadly sins. It was BTS. The Bangtard Boys. Everyone was afraid, even one eight year old kid shat himself and got asthma when he saw the faces of those bastards. Death Monster, Chin, J-Hell, Suka, Vagina, Junk-Cock and Killim. The fused Creepypasta monster didn't do anything, and due to how fucking sexy those members looked, it up fused to the normal characters, except for Jeffrey, who unfortunately died due to a terrible case of the Black Plague.

It took a long time until the BTS decided to destroy world, and everyone panicked. I could feel the ground crumbling into a millions of pieces while Death Monster and his teammates summoned a giant, magical chainsaw to saw the entire earth. When I woke up, I realised that fell to the Underground, where I encountered a talking flower named "Flowey". He said to me that "in this world, it's KILL or BE KILLED". I noticed that the fat guy from Walmart was Sans, and he had a glowing right eye. It turned out that I was in the world of... Undertale!?!?

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