Avatar: The Last Airbender: The Avatar's Torment

Ever since I saw that tape, everything I had ever built in my life crumbled down upon me. I'll never forget what they did to me, and I fear they will do the same to you too. I realize you may not know what I'm talking about, so let me explain.

Back in the mid-2000s as a wee child, I was a huge Avatar fan. Everything about the show just seemed...amazing. So it's no surprise that when I got a call from Michael DiMartino years later, I was freaking out. I knew my dad was friends with him, but it still felt amazing that I was being called by one of the producers of the show! I answered the call, nervously on edge. However, his voice felt a bit...rough.

"Hey...(censored), what's up? I...wanted to tell you that I had a special episode to show you. Meet me at your dad's old office by 6:00."

His voice sounded a bit suspicious, but I didn't think much at the time because I'm stupid. So I drove off in my sedan after work to meet him. He looked like a complete mess, as if he hadn't taken care of himself in days. He said, in a very rough voice...

"Take the tape...Destroy it...please don't let them get to you..."

He then ran away at an alarming pace. I decided not to follow him and let him take time off. Once I got back home, I opened the attic and inserted the tape into the VHS player. I was very excited.

The show started off normally, but there were a few alterations. The person in the Air Element card wasn't shown, and Aang's clothes were inverted. Momo was absent as well, and the title played at a lower-than-normal pitch. I figured it was just a glitch and I didn't need to worry. I was completely wrong.

After the theme, the title showed. The episode was, "The Avatar's Torment." It didn't appear to be read by Iroh, instead was read by someone similar to Sozin. That was weird. Suddenly, the card flashed black and white. When it was black, the text was different instead saying "eW91IHNob3VsZCBoYXZlIGxpc3RlbmVk."

The episode had begun with Aang, Sokka, and Katara waking up. So this was season 1, I thought. Aang led the others, telling them that there was no time to wait and he had to show them their surprise. Katara seemed excited, while Sokka seemed a little more gloomy than he usually was in the first season. They went on a hike, easily subduing Fire Nation soldiers while Aang led them. As they continued, defeating more and more firebenders, Zuko and Iroh were at their camp. Zuko wanted to go, but Iroh said he needed his tea. Zuko simply walks away, Iroh following behind. As they followed the path of the fallen firebenders, their bodies looked more and more distorted. One of their faces were completely burnt off, leaving gooey skin and bones. Another was disfigured, parts everywhere. Another looked like he had been sexually assaulted. "That's disturbing," I said. I felt a chubby all of a sudden. Hilarious right? Not for long. As the Avatar team reached the place, it appeared to be a palace filled with demons from many religious. Bael, Balam, Satan, all of them were there. Sokka and Katara commented on how creepy the place looked. Aang, with the smile of a Cheshire Cat, claimed this was normal and led them in. I decided to take a break and pause the episode.

Part 2 (WARNING: BAD CREEPYPASTA NOW TRANSITIONS INTO TROLL)

Yo homies, wassup? I'm back and I've been gulpin' tons a' wine, yo. i've-a gone haigh, so now i'ma tell you all about da res' of dat spooky shit, yo. i went back up to da attic, unpaused da epishud, and decided to watch more. Da main charactas entered the palace. Dark and wet hallways everywhere, yo. Katara and Aang use' they wahta-bendin' to unfreeze the ice, while Sokka struggles and stumbles tryin' ta' fallow dem. Finally, they reached da room, yo. It was a platform over boilin' lava containin' a present. Aang told them "open da present, guys!" Katara and Sokka opend' da presen', only to reveal...Da lava octopus, yo.

Katara and Sokka were supa' surprised, yo. So surprised, that in fact, I am now sober again. The octopus used its' tentacles to create magic lava swords. Katara and Sokka attempted for their lives, but the lava monster was giving them third degree burns. Both siblings were screaming in pain and bleeding all over.

Aang just stood there, smiling creepily at them. Suddenly, he turns his eyes to me, and says..."Join us." repeated over and over. Suddenly, the camera goes back to Aang's friends, who are now hurt badly, on the verge of death.

"aang...please help us..." groaned Sokka.

Aang walked over to Sokka, and STEPPED ON HIS HEAD! HE THEN SHITTED ALL OVER HIM! WHAT HAD HE DONE! HE WALKED OVER TO KATARA, AND PROCEEDED TO DO THE SAME THING! I was sobbing right now. I realized just how right the man was, I never should have watched it.

Meanwhile, Zuko and Iroh, disturbed by the dead soldiers, enter the temple and follow up. I was so scared for them, I hope they didn't die because Iroh was my favorite character and I wrote 525,600 fanfictions about him. Anyways, Aang saw them as they entered the room. Zuko, finding Aang, looked horrified at what he saw. The Avatar was no longer Aang, he looked like an alien that had constipation and 4 arms and 4 legs. He also took on a pale-purple skin. The Avatar, in a super scary demon evil voice, said "YOUR FATE IS NEAR, NO HOPE NOW, ACCEPT OR ELSE!" Suddenly, bombs appeared in the sky which, surprisingly, had the image of...Caillou's face?!" This episode kept getting weirder and weirder. I was scared for my life, I wondered what my family would feel if I was dead. The bombs exploded and Zuko's organs and bones went everywhere. Iroh got extremely angry and had a face of pure, unstoppable hatred. He charged at Aang and screamed wildly, but the moment he hit him his skin and flesh melted off. I vomited enough to feed all of my coworkers and boss at a potluck. Aang was stuttering and screaming loudly and acting up, glitching and whatnot. He then told me, "ZALGO IS REAL!" This scared me, I did not think the horror known as Zalgo was real. I was fed up with the stupid tv. No more of this pain. No more

I took out my Revolver and shot the TV 6 out of 6 times. Then I heard a voice behind me saying, "You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?" I looked around and screamed so hard that I went mute for 6.66 seconds. It. Was. Zalgo. With a bunch of meat creatures. He ordered them to devour me alive. The meat creatures all got onto me. I tried to fight them off, but I was a weak and puny creature so I couldn't defend myself. I felt nothing but pure pain as they ripped into my flesh. I screamed extremely loud, all while Zalgo was laughing. He then told me, "your family is next!" Oh no, not my dear Mom and Dad! I had to stop them, no matter how much pain I was in.

I ran to my parents' house which is convieniently two blocks away. After tiring out 90 times, i made it. I opened the front door and saw...my parents. Hanging.

They both looked badly burned and cut everywhere, it was so gross I couldn't even recognize them. Suddenly I heard a voice from behind, saying "Join THEM!" I started feeling woozy and got knocked out.

Suddenly, i saw myself in the avatar world. I tried to move but I was chained. Aang and his friends stared down at me smiling evilly. Oh no, what were they going to do? I thought. Then I saw a cannon and surprisingly, Caillou behind it! Caillou isn't even from Nickelodeoan. He then said, "YOU'RE GROUNDED GROUNDED GROUNDED FOR LIFE!" It was so loud my ears exploded. He then told the Avatar "I'm ready!"

Aang told him, "Fire brother!" Evilly and hyperrealistically. For 66.6 seconds he fired cannonballs at me, burning me super horrible and turning me into a human spongebob. Then Evil Patrixxx appeared and said some japanese crap and started spinning like a ninja star. I tried to escape but was bound tightly. I felt him cutting through my bones as I screamed loudly in pain. Then I died forever and was sent to Heaven. Luckily, they have internet here which is how I wrote this Spooky Spaghetti. So in short, don't watch this tape and in short-short form, you're not going to heaven.

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